Motion Picture Meltdown

Creature vision on itself?Hello once again, to all (5) of our faithful listeners out there. This week Mark and myself go over a couple of old-school horror movies in It's Alive, and C.H.U.D. Both of these movies have been claimed as being underground(pun intended) fan favorites of the horror genre. We don't know what the big deal is, because these two movies are should be called C.R.A.P. Aside from going through these two garbagefests, Mark and I discuss the origin of Creature Vision, 1970's scare factor, and our rules and regulations of being homeless shelter owners.  Enjoy!

Hello once again, to all (5) of our faithful listeners out there. This week Mark and myself go over a couple of old-school horror movies in It’s Alive, and C.H.U.D. Both of these movies have been claimed as being underground(pun intended) fan favorites of the horror genre. We don’t know what the big deal is, … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 14 – CHUD-A-Lug, CHUD-A-Lug!"

Classic Comedy TrioHappy Halloween (or maybe a little later), everyone! Mark and myself had originally planned to do the original and Rob Zombie remake of the Halloween movies, but decided to take a break from Horror/Shittiness and do a pleasant podcast over two of our favorite movies, Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II. We keep our normal amounts of smack talk to a minimum and spend most of the time praising these two masterpieces. We go into the details of how projection and green screening is preferable to CGI, and how comedians today can't hold a candle to the masters of the stage in these movies...although, there are a few parts we point out to be not only ridiculous, but hilarious as well. We hope you had a great Halloween, and enjoy!

Happy Halloween (or maybe a little later), everyone! Mark and myself had originally planned to do the original and Rob Zombie remake of the Halloween movies, but decided to take a break from Horror/Shittiness and do a pleasant podcast over two of our favorite movies, Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II. We keep our normal amounts of … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 13 – There Is No Podcast, Only ZUUL!"

Unnecessary Circus Rope Jumping.Hello faithful citizens, and welcome to our fantastic superzero edition of Motion Picture Meltdown! With Mark and I both being gigantic nerds and comic fans, our childhood was riddled with dreams and amazing expectations of seeing our favorite comics come to life in the cinema. Boy were we wrong. In this episode, Mark, a very emotional Cheats McGee, and Whitney Holbourn talk about Ghost Rider, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. These two movies take some of our favorite Marvel Comics characters, and throw them into the perennial diarrhea bowl that is Fox studios, and hang them out to dry with some even more terrible CGI. Along with the movies, we also discuss Whitney's open hatred for Nicholas Cage, the humility of Sci-Fy CGI, and Cheats' blatant outrages toward storyline differences. Enjoy!

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Hello faithful citizens, and welcome to our fantastic superzero edition of Motion Picture Meltdown! With Mark and I both being gigantic nerds and comic fans, our childhood was riddled with dreams and amazing expectations of seeing our favorite comics come to life in the cinema. Boy were we wrong. In this episode, Mark, a very … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 12 – Marvel Superzeroes"

Huh. This reminds me of that one Disney movie about lions.Crikey! Welcome once again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. This week features Mark, myself, and Cheats McGee going over a couple of creature features that actually aren't too bad! What? I know...movies that aren't terrible! But yes, it is true, we here at MPM do sometimes like to indulge in a film that won't make us want to carve out our throats after the fact. We review the movies Rogue and  Black Water in this episode, and luckily there are no midgets or Hulk Hogans to spoil our fun. These two movies are about Crocs so menacing that even Croc Dundee would defecate all over himself. We discuss the movies, the arts of shitting our pants in fear, the love of animatronics compared to CGI, and what happens when you screw over Vin Diesel. Enjoy!

Crikey! Welcome once again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. This week features Mark, myself, and Cheats McGee going over a couple of creature features that actually aren’t too bad! What? I know…movies that aren’t terrible! But yes, it is true, we here at MPM do sometimes like to indulge in a film that … Continue reading "Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 11 – In A While, Crocodile."

You can tell the director took a loan out for these costumes.Hello to all our mystical and enchanted fans out there, and thanks again for checking out another grueling episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. In this show, Mark (The Shark) and I discuss Troll and Troll 2 with our buddies XR900 and Dehart from United Cypher. You'll hear lots of Jew jokes, information about goblins, rather than trolls, Evan's hate for Fox news, and the fact that Dehart can do prepubescent boys extremely well. Trust me, our podcast is so good it will make you completely forget that Troll 2 only took three weeks for the entire filming process to take place! Enjoy!