Enjoy the new intro! We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs crotch sniffing,

Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley,

and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to

interpret mixed signals and emojis. She has to decide if she's a cougar, how to

shave, whether she's just tickling his sac, and she NEEDS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT HER

NEXT MOVE WILL BE! Tweet @mouseandweens or write [email protected] to tell her! This episode's a

long one but it was too funny to cut, so settle in folks.

Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping, uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people.  Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow.

Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping, uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people.  Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow.

Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting, tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids gardens, nutrition, eating disorders, vegan vs meat, Germany, Weens on the road

Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O'Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang's drag show, and the Dong Reaper on the subway, and we've got a party! Please excuse the peeing noises in the background. Mouse was drunk.

Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting, tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids gardens, nutrition, eating disorders, vegan vs meat, Germany, Weens on the road

Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O'Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang's drag show, and the Dong Reaper on the subway, and we've got a party! Please excuse the peeing noises in the background. Mouse was drunk.

Weens confesses to stealing Mouse's stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90's celebrities, life dreams, foot anti fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his musicians, and more fun stuff.

Weens confesses to stealing Mouse's stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90's celebrities, life dreams, foot anti fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his musicians, and more fun stuff.

We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens read some highbrow poetry from her suitor, and talk about Mouse's poops and lost hamsters.