Mouse and Weens

Enjoy the new intro! We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs crotch sniffing,

Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley,

and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to

interpret mixed signals and emojis. She has to decide if she's a cougar, how to

shave, whether she's just tickling his sac, and she NEEDS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT HER

NEXT MOVE WILL BE! Tweet @mouseandweens or write [email protected] to tell her! This episode's a

long one but it was too funny to cut, so settle in folks.

Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping, uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people.  Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow.

Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping, uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people.  Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow.

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…being at Sony Studios at the Happy Madison offices with her guy Adam Sandler! She likes that look – the nice New York Jewish boy. She tells a story about an ex boyfriend and divulges that she is 6’1”. We talk about Weens’ long-distance guy that she’s dating, and discuss ghosting. Travel talk, gastrointestinal talk, and camera talk ensue. Hear stories about Angelo Moore from Fishbone who was singing in the Celebrating David Bowie tour at two venues, the musical director Scrote (Angelo Bundini) who she worked with at the Wiltern with Sting, ​Gavin Rossdale, and Joe Elliot of Def Leppard. Shooting concerts has led to interest from music video and documentary industry people, and Weens continues to film shows even abroad. She flew to the Netherlands and Berlin meeting the son of the Roxanne singer, Joe Sumner. Mouse finds out many indecent facts about being on a tour bus including what is The Bag of Shame. David Bowie’s bandmates Adrian Belew and Mike Garson had stories to tell, even one including Bono from U2. told a lot of fun stories. We segue to Weens peeling out of work for Last Man on Earth scouting avocado orchards in Simi Valley. She feels bad for being excited to leave work. Mouse agrees and gets into school gardening talk. The elementary school where she volunteers started a farm to table program and feeds into the school lunches. We talk about food balance, healthy vs packaged snacks, and eating habits, disorders, and food issues. Is it better or worse to prohibit things like carbs or milk? Weens gets into her thoughts on being a vegetarian and we get a little heated discussing animal rights and the environment vs pediatrician recommendations.  (Enter Chris Pratt!) Hear the first throes of Weens’ road rage which gets us talking about the autobahn and our trips to Germany and Bavaria during Oktoberfest. We wrap it up while watching the Charles Manson orgy ranch go during Weens ride home. Good ol’ Southern California!

Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting, tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids gardens, nutrition, eating disorders, vegan vs meat, Germany, Weens on the road

Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O'Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang's drag show, and the Dong Reaper on the subway, and we've got a party! Please excuse the peeing noises in the background. Mouse was drunk.

Weens confesses to stealing Mouse's stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90's celebrities, life dreams, foot anti fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his musicians, and more fun stuff.