Chris is an expert on alopecia of the beard.

Hella pirates made it to the Elite 8.

What’s cookin' under the Sultan’s turban?

Merlin may have given up on caring for his beard a long time ago.

What weird artifacts are being brought around dimensions in Merlin’s beard?

Chris walks his cat?

History of Tarzan’s Dad’s beard style.

King Triton has aura.

Captain Hook got his name from his hook-like mustache.

How does Tarzan not have facial hair?

Chris finds the most absurd and expensive pin.

Welcome to the pod Kyle’s chin

Is Chris going bare faced for his wedding?

Kyle gifted Chris the flattest beer

Chris is turning into a parks treats boy

The Dwarfs have made some interesting facial hair choices

Merlin’s beard be draggin

Welcome to the pod, Sorcerer's Apprentice

Yen Sid is the dumbest name of all time

Why are the sorcerer’s apprentice brooms have cheeks

Morgan Wallen ruined staches

Tarzan’s dad has colonizer vibes about him

Kashekim Nedakh is on fraud watch

The Emperor’s mustache is just his nose hairs

King Stefan should have gone full egyptian 

Chris’s male beauty standard is Riley’s dad

Kyle Madson can’t believe our choices

Zero’s nose Mandela Effect

The podcast’s first white russian?

Chris leads the crusade against open concept homes

The Pixar easter eggs in Giulia’s room.

Gaston’s Tavern has a big boy arm chair.

When are we gonna get the Radiator Springs gasoline candle?

The coziness of a cemetery. 

Kyle does NOT want to be in the mountains during snow.

You already know what’s in the cask on Oaken’s desk.

Karen is not cozy on a ski hill.

A rock, paper, scissors tie breaker

Who is Mr. Sanders, and how did Pooh come to occupy his house?

Pooh’s furniture was found on the street.

The overwhelming urge to relocate to where you Air BnB is.

Kuzcotopia is Mar-a-Lago?

Pregnant Chicha puts Pacha’s house over the top for Chris.

The womb is the coziest place of all time.

Yet another co-host tiebreaker, with a twist.

Should we play some cozy Mario Kart?

The bois are recording from the pits of Hell.

Welcome back, Brynn!

Brynn visited Salem, Mass for some Hocus Pocus fun.

The witches are thirsty af.

Nightmare Before Christmas was core to Chris’s Disney fandom.

Time for an NBC history lesson with Chris.

The residents hit those fist pumps for Jack’s arrival.

Is Harlequin Demon queer or is just Greg Proops?

Kyle has beef with Jack Skellington

Behemoth had a botched lobotomy.

Brynn thinks Behemoth seems kinda cuddly.

Welcome back to the MoMad universe, Joe Ranft.

Where does the Halloween Town band go?

The band absolutely cooked with Here Comes Santa Claus.

The Mayor has the best line in the entire movie.

Wolfman is the Drama Queen of Halloween Town.

Kyle gets loud about the corpse family

Do we see the very first child backpack leash?

What did we miss out on about Oogie Boogie’s back story?

Zero could absolutely be a dog mayor.

What characters have we dressed as for Halloween?

Donald wanted to meet Alyssa at Oogie Boogie Bash.

Clowns have never gotten respect.

Kyle’s got some questions about Dumbo’s clown makeup

Cri-Kee’s proportions are all messed up in the costume.

Robin Hood has got so much swag about his costume.

Robin Hood is for sure shredded.

Chris has Drag names for Kuzco.

Chris misses having one collective pop culture.

Cri-Kee’s thigh gap is crazy.

Chris reveals his favorite costume of all time.

Tess tries to veto a tiebreak! 

Kids LOVE to be Ghostface.

Carl may have been born an 80 year old man

Welcome back Tess and Alyssa!

Kyle’s back with a pumpkin ale.

Vodka can dress up a water.

Dalmatians in blackface????

Timon and Pumbaa have DEFINITELY done this routine before.

Baloo had to beat that beat up.

Kyle’s got some questions about Dumbo’s make up.

Chris hits us with an incredible zombie noise.

Chris extends an olive branch to Coco fans everywhere.

How did Mushu and Cri-Kee tame a panda?

Time to recite Mrs. Nesbit lines.

How is Finnick breathing in his baby costume?

Kyle gets exposed for taking a photo of a screen.

The parade version of Mei’s dad was definitely just someone’s dad.

Robin Hood as a stork is a perfect Comic Con costume.

Resident Music Expert, Mandy, returns

Chris went sober at a wedding.

Kyle’s spoonful takes him to Germany.

Will Chris and Mandy team up to push the Newsies agenda?

Old Disney used to throw the song at us 10 seconds in.

Bert was the OG street rappin.

Did Bert and Mary conspire the entire Banks situation?

Welcome to the podcast, In the Heights!

Dick Van Dyke may be living off life blood of other celebs.

Kerchak is EVERYONE’S daddy.

Is Gaston the town’s baby daddy?

Kyle is burnt out on Beauty and the Beast.

Belle is only different because she’s lazy.

Arabian Nights is a problematic banger.

Kyle’s opinions on The Family Madrigal has shifted.

Mirabel’s gift is shown to us in the opening number.

Coco catches another stray.