The Mousedebaters talk Disney characters working in the parks.

The happiest place on Earth just got a whole lot weirder. This week, the Mousedebaters crew is imagining what it would look like if Disney characters had to punch the clock and pick up shifts inside the parks.

Genie takes over Jungle Cruise with hysterical one-liners, celebrity impressions, and spontaneous pyrotechnics. Cruella de Vil is swerving her way through Main Street in a motorcar that definitely wasn’t approved by safety. Elsa is running the Gibson Girl Ice Cream Parlor with frosty flair, while Olaf’s slinging snow cones like it’s his true calling. And of course, Hades is thrilled to be your sarcastic Haunted Mansion host.

But that’s just the start—Tarzan’s landscaping, Barbie’s working the front gate, and the Ugly Stepsisters are somehow in charge of princess makeoversIt’s chaos. It’s hilarious. And it’s exactly the kind of magical staffing nightmare only The Mousedebaters could dream up.

We’ll debate who thrives, who gets fired, and who needs a very strong union rep. So clock in, grab your churro, and settle in for a tour through the most questionable HR department Disney has ever seen.

As always, we’re a PG-13Disney pod, for grown-up ears only.

The Mousedebaters talk the Secret Lives of Disney B-Characters. 

From the vaults at long last! This one’s been marinating for over a year, and now it’s finally time to unleash it. In this lost episode, the Mousedebaters dive into the Secret Lives of Disney B-Characters. 

We’ve already imagined the Princesses’ side hustles—now we’re turning our attention to the lovable weirdos lurking in the background. What does Friar Tuck get up to after hours? (Hint: it involves an underground distillery, questionable morals, and poker chips.) What about Madam Mim? (Let’s just say her practical joke business could put Ashton Kutcher out of commission.) From shady side gigs to bizarre hobbies, no stone—or side character—is left unturned.

It’s speculative. It’s silly. It’s B-character chaos.We’ve missed you, friends—and we’re so glad to be back in your ears. If you’re a consenting adult, that is. 

The Mousedebaters talk Disney Guests Gone Wild

Episode 25: The Late Great Kocoum

In this wild and wicked episode, Luke, Kami, and Brittany dive deep into the wonderful (and sometimes wacky) world of Disney Guests Gone Wild! We kick things off with an ear-resistibly fun segment where we invent secret Cast Member walkie-talkie codes for the park’s worst offenders—like an "Uncle Waldo" for those guests who are way too quacked up on Dole Whip margaritas.

From there, we spill the tea on the craziest, most jaw-dropping guest behavior we’ve witnessed in the parks (because sometimes, the real attractions are the people around you). Whether it's line-cutting calamities, full-on stroller warfare, or an adults-only meltdown in front of Mickey, we've seen it all!

Finally, we wrap things up with our own hilarious hypotheticals of what would get us kicked out of the Happiest Place on Earth: Would Kami try to turn Space Mountain into a no-holds-barred roller derby? Honestly, we could see Luke sneaking onto the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to give his own bare-chested (and barely legal) Johnny Depp performance...

It’s pure de-lightning in a bottle, so buckle up, hold on to your mouse ears, and get ready for an episode packed with more puns than Main Street has balloons. We promise—you’re gonna wish we’d been kicked out sooner! ;)

The Mousedebaters talk Disney After Dark

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In this cheeky, 'Disney after dark' episode, the Mousedebaters crew is ready to turn up the mischief!

Luke, Britt, and Kami dive into the after-hours events they wish existed at Disneyland—think nighttime rides with a twist, unconventional meet-and-greets, and what really happens when the park closes. But not before they discuss potential live-action remakes directed by Quentin Tarantino!

Plus, Britt spills the tea on her time being "friends with" Mickey and Minnie, with a few behind-the-scenes stories you definitely won’t hear in the official Disney history books. It’s the same dumb humor you’ve come to expect from us. You’re welcome.

The Mousedebaters talk the Muppets

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It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to talk the Muppets on the Mousedebaters tonight!

That's right pals, in Episode 23 - "Skeksis and I Know It," we’re jumping right into the zany, fuzzy world of the Muppets. Join Luke, Brittany, and Kami as we kick things off with everyone's favorite party game: Eff, Marry, Kill – Muppet Edition! Would you bed Miss Piggy? Does Kermit have marriage potential? And what about poor Fozzie Bear? Who’s getting the axe?

Up next, we move on to a lively discussion of our favorite (and least favorite-- I'm looking at you Sam the Eagle) Muppet characters. Is Gonzo the Great really all that great? What about that smooth charm of Rowlf the Dog? And is there anyone out there who doesn’t love Beaker? Expect strong opinions and plenty of laughs as we break it all down.

Finally, we wrap things up by pitching the ultimate film remakes – starring the Muppets, of course! Imagine if you will: "The Godfather" with Kermit as Don Vito Corleone or "Jurassic Park" with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew in charge of dino DNA. From classic flicks to modern blockbusters, we’re reimagining cinema with your favorite fuzzy friends in the lead roles.

Listen, If we've said it before we've said it a million times: Why do you always come here? I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture to have to listen to our show...

🎵 It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the MOUSEDEBATERS SHOOOOWWWWW! 🎵

The Mousedebaters talk life lessons learned from Disney films.

Hiya Pals! It's us, the Mousedebaters! In our 22nd episode, we're diving into some surprisingly heartfelt life lessons we've learned from Disney movies. Join Luke, Brittany, and Kami as they explore the wisdom hidden within the magic, from the importance of believing in yourself to the power of friendship and kindness.

But don’t worry, we haven’t lost the stupid sophomoric humor you've come to love us for! Expect plenty of laughs and dumb commentary as we balance all the touchy-feely moments with our usual irreverant style (I'm pretty sure the phrase "I have a boner to pick with that guy" was uttered...).

So whether it's an unexpected tear-jerker or a stupidly hilarious take on a beloved film, this episode has something for every Disney-loving adult. Tune in for a real rollercoaster of emotions, I guess.

Disclaimer: Our podcast is PG-13, meaning not for younger ears. But I'm pretty sure that was evident from when I said "boner to pick" earlier.

The Mousedebaters talk Disney Couple Mix-Ups

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Welcome back, Mousedebaters! This week, Luke, Brittany, and Kami are stirring up the royal pot and swapping around those Disney princess couples like a tipsy fairy godmother on a Friday night.

In our latest episode, titled "Kiss Me, I'm Mute!", we're playing unconventional matchmaker with the love lives of our favorite Disney characters. Ever wondered if Cinderella would be better off with a certain dashing goateed soldier? Or if Ariel would prefer a muscley jungle man in a loin cloth?

Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, a sprinkle of sass, and just enough naughtiness to keep things interesting. We're diving into these hypothetical hookups with all the hilarity you've come to expect from us. So grab your glass slipper, your sea shell bikini, or your demi-dog (just you wait...), and tune in to find out if your favorite princesses might just need a different prince charming to live happily ever after.

Rated PG-13 for some magically mature content and humor that's more "wicked stepmother" than "fairy godmother." See you there, Mousedebaters!

The Mousedebaters talk Disney's unanswered questions

Buckle up, Disney fans! Episode 20 of Mousedebaters is here, and it's our most unhinged adventure yet. In "We'll Have a Menstruation Plantation," hosts Luke, Brittany, and Kami take you on a wild and hilarious journey through the most perplexing and bizarre unanswered questions in the Disney universe.

Ever wondered about the strange gaps in Disney storylines? Or the mysterious pasts of your favorite characters? We’re digging deep into those puzzling plot holes and hidden histories that Disney never quite explained. Expect a rollercoaster of laughs, gasps, and plenty of “what ifs” as we explore everything from forgotten side characters to head-scratching narrative twists.

This episode isn’t just for the casual Disney fan – it's for the die-hard debaters who love to question and theorize about all things Disney. With our usual blend irreverent banter and stupid jokes, we guarantee a dose of Disney magic that'll leave you in stitches. And remember, this one's for adult ears only. Tune in and let the debates begin!

The Mousedebaters talk Pixar faves

Welcome to "Mousedebaters," the PG-13 Disney podcast for adult ears only! Cohosts Luke, Kami, and Brittany are back with another hilarious episode. Join us as we dive headfirst into a heated debate about Pixar!

Opening Segment: Pixar Trivia

Main Topic: Best and Worst Pixar Films

Director’s Cut: Picking a Favorite Pixar Director

Join us for Mousedebaters Episode 19: "Earth Sh*ts"—an episode filled with all the heated debates and stupid humor you've come to expect from us. It’s "Mousedebaters" at its finest! Don’t miss it!

Tune in and let the Pixar showdown begin!

The Mousedebaters talk Disney butts.

To quote the immortal Samuel L. Jackson— “Hold onto your butts!” because on the 18th episode of Mousedebaters, Luke, Kami, and Brittany are cracking into the world of Disney’s rumps! From cute lil bum-bum moments to the most iconic butt slaps, we're leaving no cheek unturned.

Join us as we debate the best Prince and Princess butts, discuss the most disappointing derrières, and analyze those unforgettable butt-centric scenes that have left us giggling like hyenas.

But wait, there's more! We're tackling the burning questions Disney never dared to ask. How does a mermaid poop? Would a centaur wear pants on two legs or four? And is Tarzan truly swinging through the jungle, holding Jane with two hands, and presumable clenching onto the vine with the most muscular backside in all of animated history?

Prepare for a laugh-out-loud journey filled with all the dumbness you’ve come to expect from our little corner of the internet. Whether you're a Disney fanatic or just love a good butt joke, this episode is sure to leave you grinning from rear to rear. Uh, sorry… ear to ear. 

So grab your popcorn, fluff up those cushions, and join the Mousedebaters for an ass-tastic adventure you won't soon forget!

Disclaimer: This should go without saying, but this isn't a children's Disney podcast. It's PG-13 at it's best, y'know? Listen responsibly.