Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider

0:00 - Hello, Eric and Dogcat are in Utah this week, our history with "Pirates of the Caribbean" 4:30 - "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" review 15:10 - "Baywatch" review (Bayer only) 21:00 - This week's DVDs include good movies like "Get Out" and "Logan" 23:00 - Summer Box Office Challenge update 25:00 - We revisit Memorial Day weekend 1997 36:45 - Mailbag question about theaters we like 39:40 - "Star Wars" is 40 years old now, and Eric wrote a thing; recap and good day REVIEWS: POTC: C- 4/10 Baywatch: n/a 2/10

0:00 - Hello, some remembrances of Cannes five years ago 4:20 - "Alien: Covenant" review 14:00 - "Everything, Everything" review 23:30 - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul" review (Snider only) 29:00 - Summer Box Office Challenge update; Bayer is feeling confident 33:30 - Nothing interesting on DVD, including "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter," which we watched 34:40 - We travel back in time to this weekend in 1992, run through the movies that were playing, and talk about Eric's high school girlfriend 49:30 - A mailbag question about "guilty pleasures" 52:30 - Recap and good day REVIEWS: Alien: Covenant: C 5/10 Everything, Everything: C+ 4/10 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul: D+

0:00 - Hello, here's an iTunes review 3:40 - "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword" review 15:40 - "Snatched" review 23:45 - "The Lovers" review (Snider only) 28:00 - This week's DVDs are bleh, but we're giving away a copy of "xXx: Return of Xander Cage" to an eligible Agent 30:50 - Summer Box Office Challenge update: Snider is in the lead, doesn't know if Bayer can catch up 34:00 - Recap and good day (and a cute outtake) REVIEWS: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword: B 7/10 Snatched: B 7/10 The Lovers: B+ n/a

0:00 - Hello, we'll get right to it 1:40 - "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" review 13:30 - "Buster's Mal Heart" review 22:45 - Eric talks about "Unforgettable" 27:50 - The Summer Box Office Challenge draft, during which Jeff is already making excuses again 43:10 - Eric's report from The Overlook Film Festival 51:30 - We reveal the terms of the bet for this year's Summer Box Office Challenge 57:45 - Recap, a bit more about "GOTG2," and good day REVIEWS: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: B- 7/10 Buster's Mal Heart: C+ 5/10

0:00 - Hello, there are a lot of movies this week but they only screened two of them 3:45 - "The Promise" review 12:30 - "Free Fire" review (Bayer only) 18:35 - This week's DVDs are "The Founder" and "Split," and we're giving away a copy of "La La Land" to an Agent 23:15 - A round of Pitch Me, which we haven't played in a while 32:25 - No show next week, but when we come back it'll be time for the Summer Box Office Challenge (for which Jeff already has some ideas); recap and good day REVIEWS: The Promise: B- 6/10 Free Fire: n/a 8/10

0:00 - Hello; the ethics of laser pointers; the abandonment of Bayer 3:50 - "The Fate of the Furious" review 19:25 - "Gifted" review (Snider only) 25:10 - "The Void" review (Snider only) 27:20 - Movie BS Agents are eligible to win a copy of "The Founder"; meanwhile, "Hidden Figures," "The Bye Bye Man," "Lion," and "War on Everyone" are out on DVD this week 33:15 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Paper Moon") 35:45 - Recap and good day REVIEWS: The Fate of the Furious: C 4/10 Gifted: B- n/a The Void: B- n/a

0:00 - Hello, an iTunes review, discussion of beer ingredients, it's a bad week for movies 5:20 - "Going in Style" review 16:20 - "Colossal" review 24:00 - "Smurfs: The Lost Village," including more talk of Smurf lore than you need 32:25 - This week's DVDs ("Rogue One," "Paterson," "Office Christmas Party," "Youth in Oregon") 38:50 - Recap, another sidetrack, and good day REVIEWS: Going in Style: D+ 4/10 Colossal: B- 6/10 Smurfs: C- n/a

0:00 - Hello, Jeff has a new beverage, an iTunes review from Argentina. 4:50 - "Ghost in the Shell" review (Snider only) 13:50 - "The Boss Baby" review 21:15 - "Raw" review 28:35 - "The Zookeeper's Wife" review (Snider only) 33:20 - "CHIPS" review, and Eric says just a little about "Power Rangers" (it's not good) 36:35 - DVDs this week: "Silence" (we're giving a copy away to one of our Agents), "Patriots Day," "A Monster Calls," "Why Him?," and "20th Century Women" 40:20 - Recap and good day REVIEWS: Ghost in the Shell: C+ n/a The Boss Baby: B 7/10 Raw: B+ 10/10 (BS-approved!) The Zookeeper's Wife: C n/a CHIPS: B- 7/10 Power Rangers: C n/a

0:00 - Hello, Dogcat brings up a good question, Jeff tells of showing Dylan "The Empire Strikes Back" 9:10 - "T2 Trainspotting" review 23:15 - All three new movies this week ("Life," "Power Rangers," "CHIPS") all screened at the same time, at the last minute, because their studios are super proud of them 24:35 - "Life" review 35:05 - "The Last Word" review (Snider only) 39:50 - This week's DVDs: "Assassin's Creed," "Live By Night," "Miss Sloane," and "Sing" (which Bayer is not a fan of) 45:00 - Recap and good day REVIEWS: T2 Trainspotting: B 6/10 Life: B 8/10 The Last Word: D+ n/a

0:00 - Hello, we're not at SXSW this year 5:45 - iTunes review 8:20 - "Beauty and the Beast" review 24:50 - There's also a movie called "The Belko Experiment," we guess? 26:00 - "The Sense of an Ending" review 33:40 - "Personal Shopper" review 42:10 - DVDs this week: "Collateral Beauty," "Elle," "Passengers," and "Fences" -- and patrons can win a copy of "Fences"! 47:40 - Patreon updates: patrons are now called Agents and get free downloads of all past and future movie commentaries we record; and once we meet our goal we'll start doing a second weekly show! 51:35 - Introducing the Movie BS Cafepress store, which has golf balls and thongs! 55:30 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Trainspotting," "Porky's") 59:15 - Recap and good day REVIEWS: Beauty and the Beast: C 8/10 The Sense of an Ending: C+ 6/10 Personal Shopper: C+ 6/10