Y2K was an actual event... This may have intended to be something related to that but ended up being a parody lacking substance. If you're looking for some sort of stoner slasher comedy, this may be for you... if not... run!

Notes:

KoolE100, DDragon1983, dawsonvabe14, cflock02, eve7queen, roxygurl20, Crawford high school,  bigbrett100, bad@$$, I'm the rubber fairy is what I do,  Andrea the giant boobies, Janine lindermulder, video MD, king dong, Crawford crusaders,  where there's vodka I'll be drunk,  piss mouth,  global computer apocalypse,  president blowjob, binary code barbie, poi profits of intelligence,  the kollective,  never trust a computer you can't throw out the window,  singularity,  Crawford fighter virus,  core consciousness 2.17, frank Edwin wright iii, Fred durst, Daniel atawhai Bannon, Kelso was his guide,  Danny.exe, in loving memory of Linda jo kozub,

Two unsuspecting missionaries are about to find themselves in a scenario in which to escape, they must delve deep into their own beliefs. Are they devout enough to survive or is there more to this that what seems to be.

Notes:

Blueberry pie candle,  who says size doesn't matter,  thrsty krsty, for every flight of stairs our husband gets 5% hotter,  magic underwear, bless this mess,  what is the one true religion,  Blueberry disease,  Lou gehrig disease,  Joseph Smith,  Emma Smith,  the more you know the less you know, u wanted you to think about the things that you believe just because someone told you to before them, elder Kennedy,  the landlords game,  monopoly,  Charles darrow, Bob Ross monopoly, it's all true or none of it is true,  catalytic spasm, the butterfly dream,  the one true religion is control,  great prayer experiment, Sister Barnes. Sister Paxton, Mr Reed, hollies by the hollies,

Paul is an average individual that lives an average life. What we're about to experience is that our bodies are anything but average. The extraordinary things that happen within us truly make us who we are. 

Original Review:

Paul is an average guy that lives an average life. He wakes up, gets ready for work, goes to work, comes home, and repeats the process over and over. There's something extraordinary about his ordinary life, though. Everything he does in life is controlled by his inner self. His stomach tells him when he's hungry, his bladder tells him when it's time to "go", but none of that works without the brain. Only Paul's brain is working overtime. Every time he thinks about something, there's something that gets in the way. Try as he may he wants to break out of the box but the box seems to surround him. Just when he thinks that there's no hope, he decides to do something in spite of himself. Where will this new adventure take him? Come along to find out. This is an incredible short about the simplicity and complexity of choices. How we can over think ourselves into oblivion or decide to take that leap. A life lesson for all ages.

Notes:

Inner workings / of the human body,  Paul, boring boring & glum, Paul r I p, surf shop, timeko watch, data entry, sunglasses, lunch, surfing, California loco, boring boring and glum, heart, lungs, bladder, kidneys, brain, nervous system, digestive system, Paul r.I.p., over thinking, bb & g, b b & g, b b and g, bb and g, peed in the ocean,

Moana has come and gone a long ways since we saw her last. She has grown, her family has grown and her village must grow in order to have a future. In order for this to happen, she must do something that seems impossible. Can she do it? Come along and find out.

Notes:

Hair whip, tautai vasa, tautai, tautai moana, motofatu, nalo, fire in the sky,  for some things we never feel ready,  moto fitu, kakamora, you look like a kidney stone and you look like someone who knows what that  is,  boat snack,  matangi, motofetu, find your way to what's never been found,  there's always another way even if you have to get lost to find it,  he's growing on me like a wart, see you out there,  seamaya, moanabes, bonus scene in credits,  funky crab legs, te vaka, in loving memory of Michael dobson,  moana, Maui, moni, moto, kele, simba, chief tui, Sina, Tala, tamatoa,

A story such as this comes along once in a generation, we are lucky enough to enjoy it and its complexity and simplicity as they blend together in this story that goes "deeper" than you could even imagine.

Original Review:

Some hear the call of the wild, Moana heard the call of the water. From a young age, she was captivated and mesmerized by the wonders that the ocean had to offer. Her father was the Chief of the village and his rule was law. One of those rules was that no one was to go past the reef. Why would a village that lives on an island be so reluctant to venture out? That will begin to reveal itself when Moana finds herself in a difficult situation between staying loyal to her father and following her heart to save them all. She is on a quest to find something but she needs some help. Upon meeting Maui, she quickly realizes that this quest will be much more difficult than she had originally thought. It becomes a battle of wits and wills between them. Each of them brings something special to the story itself. Follow along and sing along to this unique Disney feature. The basis for this Polynesian legend is based part in truth and part in fiction. That being said though, this truly sets itself apart from anything else that we've seen in a long time. Come experience this for yourself, you'll be glad you did.

Be sure to stay through the credits for a little something extra...

Notes:

Moana, Maui, movie review, movie reviews, in the beginning there was only ocean until the mother island emerged, kafitis heart, demi God of the wind and sea, a warrior, a trickster, giving birth to a terrible darkness, takah a demon of earth and fire heckah, magical fish hook, the bloodthirsty jaws of inescapable death, tafitis heart, conch shells, pele, my little minnow, you must learn where you're meant to be, the tradition is our mission, tarot root, consider the coconuts, you must find happiness rift where you are, a sacred place a place of chiefs, you are the future of our people, it's time to be who they need you to be, sometimes our strengths lie beneath the surface, the windward side, the leeward side, the shallows, the lagoon, no one goes beyond the reef, he's hard on you because he was you, sometimes who we wish we were and what we wish we could do it's just not meant to be, if I go there's no telling how far I'll go, what is wrong with me, no one knows how far it goes, one day I'll know how far I'll go, there's more beyond the reef, coral reef, whatever just happened blame it on the pig, I'm his mom I don't have to tell him anything, I'm the village crazy lady that's my job, is there something you want to tell me, is there something you want to hear, the answer to the question you keep asking yourself, who are you meant to be, go inside bang the drum and find out, echo, a brand new island every where we roll, now we have forgotten who we are, I thought it was a dream, we were voyagers, mother island, fish hook constellation, the ocean chose you, go, there's a line where the sky meets the sea and it calls me, there's a moon in the sky and the sea is behind me, I am moana of moto nui you will board my boat sail across the sea and restore the heart of, screaming chicken, the ocean is a friend of mine, fish pee in you all day, maui demigod of the wind and sea, Maui shapeshifter demigod of wind and sea hero of men and women, hero to all, the power to create life itself, what can I say except you're welcome, when you use a bird to write with it's called tweeting, I'm just an ordinary demiguy, I lassoed the sun, I killed an eel buried its guys now you have coconuts, the tide the grass the ground that's just Maui messing around, boat snack, Maui can do everything but float, you lying slimy son of a, talk to the back, boot snack, good riddance you filthy pile of pebbles, and she's back, stay out of it or you're sleeping in my armpit, homing beacon of death,  kakamora, ocean, I will smite you / you want to get smoten, I am self taught, their boat is turning into more boats, lava monster, suicide mission, no magic hook no magic powers, hey hey, hay hay, coconut people, coconut creatures, tekah lava monster, scorecard, the guy who cursed the world, ego, egomaniac, demigod of the wind and sea hero to all, beady eyed bottom feeder, way finding, knowing where you are by knowing where you've been, if you can talk you can teach, you're measuring the stars not giving the sky a high five, nightmare, wayfinder, seeing where you're going in your mind, if you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick you're a princess, pull the sheet, if the currents warm you're gong the right way, you're what eight 8 can't sail obvious choice, muscle up buttercup, lalotai realm of monsters, the ocean is straight up kooky dooks, don't worry it's a lot farther down than it looks, I ate my grandma it took a week because she was humongous, I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck, it's Maui time, Sven,  the heart of tafiti, the power of creation, bio luminant algae, I an still falling, for a thousand years I've been thinking about keeping my hair silky getting my hook and being awesome again, shark head, this mission is not cursed, shark tail, we're dead soon, just pick an eye babe, the crab who became a legend, I'd rather be shiny, I love free food and you look like seafood, watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough, you did me a solid, what can I say except we're dead soon,  tattoos that show up when you earn them, mans discovery of nunya / what's nunya / nunya business, I wasn't born a demigod I had human parents, I gave them islands / fire / coconuts / anything they could want, the gods aren't the ones who make you Maui you are, as long as the water is warm you're gong the right way, it was the water that connected them all, without my hook I am nothing, the ocean chose me / it chose wrong, why do you hesitate, scars can heal and reveal who you are, do you know who you are, come what may I know the way I am Moana, get the heart to the spiral, I have crossed the horizon to find you / I know your name / they have stolen the heart from inside you / this does not define you / you know who you are / who you truly are, the chicken lives, hook / no hook I'm Maui, a master wayfinder, see you out there, pua the pig, 50666, if my name was Sebastian and I had a cool Jamaican accent you know you'd help me, fish pee in you all day,

Santa has gone missing. It's up to a team of heroes to find him and bring him home before his midnight ride. Will they succeed? Let's find out. 

Notes:

Jack O'Malley,  the stew crew, vampire assassin 4, we choose every day who we want to be,  somewhere inside every last grown up is the kids they once were,  where it all began,  mistletoe hydroponics,  norad blind cargo jet, dillon O'Malley, intercontinental seismic surveillance system,  mora (mythological oversight and restoration authority), area 32, aquesor, callum drift, level 4 naughty lister, north pike field network transit system,  elf enforcement logistics fortification, 37 time zones,  Aaron able, carmenian death merc, magic Mike Christmas brigade, gryla the Christmas witch,  I scream,  opd0845, ufm unauthorized deployment of magic,  Tradewind toys,  krampus, Ellen the chicken,  dark lord of winter,  every decision big or small is an opportunity,  krampus slap,  let's save Christmas,  glasscofig, Janine hummiston,

The story that you think you know is completely reimagined. Where does that leave the story? I guess you'll have to listen along and find out. 

Notes:

Glenda, elphaba thropp, shiz u, munchkinland, ozians, are people born wicked or do that have wickedness theist upon them,  dolce bear,  the story of Oz, nessa rose thropp,  magic wands need they have a point,  dr dillimond, it seems the artichoke is steamed,  the great drought,  animals should be seen and not heard,  sorcery studies,  shiz university,  if you make it discouraging enough you can keep anyone silent,  impassable desert,  prince fiyero, scandalocious, bock woodsman,  hideodious, Oz fest, gratitution, chew milk flowers, elphie, frock plus coat froat, pink goes well with green,  pink goes good with green,  guh Linda fied gulindafied, I don't cause commotions I am one,  governor thropp, make shiz proud,  have a fantabulous trip,  emerald city,  wizomania, the grimmerie, follow the road, chistory, eyes in the skies,  momsie and popsicle, galindafied,

Lee Miller, a noted photographer has nearly been forgotten. Someone such as herself, should not only be remembered but revered. This is her story, it's difficult at times to watch but as it's true to the story, it can only be appreciated for staying true to her. 

Notes:

Poor for the rich people,  rich for the poor people,  Lee Miller,  Cecil Beaton, Audrey withers, Davy scherman life magazine,  even when I wanted to look away I knew I couldn't,  saint-malo, worry about the true part first make it good later,  Paul eluard poem, don't make promises you can't keep,  scribe hotel, Roland Penrose, Anthony Penrose, 

On my school books,
On my desk,
And on the trees,
On the sand,
On the snow,
I write your name,

Freedom
**
On my school notebooks
On my desk and on the trees
On the sand on the snow
I write your name

On pages already read
On all the white pages
Stone blood paper or ash
I write your name

On golden icons
On the weapons of warriors
On the crowns of kings
I write your name

On the jungle and the desert
On the nests on the broom
On the echo of my infancy
I write your name

On the wonders of night
On the white bread of days
On the beloved seasons
I write your name
**
On all my blue rags
On the pond weeded sun
On the lake living moon
I write your name

On the fields on the horizon
On the wings of birds
And on the mill of shadows
I write your name

On each puff of dawn
On the sea on the boats
On the crazed mountain
I write your name

On the froth of clouds
On the sweat of the thunderstorm
On the thick insipid rain
I write your name

On the glimmering forms
On the clamour of colours
On the stubborn truth
I write your name

On the wakened trails
On the routes deployed
On the overflowing squares
I write your name

On the lamp that shines
On the lamp gone out
On my home regained
I write your name

On the halved fruit
Of my mirror and my room
On my bed empty shell
I write your name

On my greedy and tender dog
On his prickling ears
On his clumsy paws
I write your name

On the sill of my door
On familiar things
On the flood of blessed fire
I write your name

On any willing flesh
On the foreheads of my friends
On each hand held out
I write your name

On the window of surprise
On attentive lips
High above the silence
I write your name

On my ruined asylums
On my fallen flares
On the walls of my boredom
I write your name

On the emptiness without desire
On naked solitude
On the marches of death
I write your name

On health returned
On vanished risk
On hope without memory
I write your name

And by the power of a word
I recommence my life
I was born to know you
To name you

In the movie, the poem is titled Liberty which Lee is holding. With this, I also wanted to include the actual poem so you can be the most informed if that is what you seek. 

Liberty

On my dog, greathearted and greedy
On his pricked-up ears
On his blundering paws
I write your name

On the latch of my door
On those familiar objects
On the torrents of a good fire
I write your name

On the harmony of the flesh
On the faces of my friends
On each outstretched hand
I write your name

On the window of surprises
On a pair of expectant lips
In a state far deeper than silence
I write your name

On my crumbled hiding-places
On my sunken lighthouses
On my walls and my ennui
I write your name

On abstraction without desire
On naked solitude
On the marches of death
I write your name

And for the want of a word
I renew my life
For I was born to know you
To name you

Liberty.

Imagine... As a parent getting the news that out of your 4 children, 3 would go permanently blind... and there was nothing that could be done... What would you do?

Notes:

Leo Mia Colin Laurent Edith Sébastien, retinitis pigmentosa, okavango Delta,  visual memory, 200 per day budget, aashish deluxe, khata tamang, mountain discovery lodge, white desert, annona, sharamentsa village,  guayusa, 15 countries,  fightingblindness.org, bonus scene in credits,  in loving memory of Dennis w Robinson Jr.

Go on safari
Sleep in a train
Eat ice cream
Ride horses in Mongolia
Learn to surf
Drink juice on a camel
Watch a desert sunset
See sunrise on a mountain
Make friends in other countries
Learn new languages
Easy with chopsticks
Ride a hot air balloon
Taste new fruits
Do a multi day hike
Visit a castle
Explore a rainforest

A dream opportunity turns into their worst nightmare... 

Notes:

Slater king, vic Mahoney,  king tech, king tech foundation,  king tech gala, king foundation, Frida, success is the best revenge, rich stein, hot survivor babes, Kool aid on the cult robe,  blessings children of the forest,  anailmals, pop rocks tangerine mojito sorbet,  forgetting is a gift, snake venom shots, red rabbit,  there is no forgiveness there is only forgetting, desidenia, wild berry ice,  Frida king,