in this episode we are joined by special guest spats columbo who murders our other guest toothpick johnny and we have a whole whacky situation on our hands where we dress like women and join a traveling jazz band and then make plans to go to stevie b's which turns out has been closed for 6 years

dan's awful french alter ego is revealed, david poses and really gross hypothetical, and dylan..well he just can't get enough of CGI space military action movies. 2nd half of this is mostly sussing out the US political dynasty in  the batman universe

dan's life has turned into the plot from showgirls so he's gone this week too

i'm right here get a grip

in our most "free-form" presentation yet: dylan reviews the hella mega tour at comerica park, dan dazzles everyone with his eric cartman impression and david finally manifests ella imhoff

dan's brother brian calls in from the people's republic to convince us all to move to china and become dock workers. he also has a thing or two to straighten out regarding his besmirched reputation

to the tune of "unwritten" by natasha beddingfield:

 

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the Saw is gonna get ya. the Saw is on bret easton ellis protection watch and he's calling pizza places all over the land. he just wants to talk

we're joined again by our friend Adam (@lemonadebread) to discuss "wristband" by paul simon line by line, more downriver cultural history, and adam's wise deceased co-worker.

(fair warning we talk about adam's job involving placenta for a few minutes at around 31:30, if you're not into that you can skip to like 35:20. also the bubbling noise in the background is 2 fishtanks.)

we don't talk about cheese that much actually but we do realize we've been pronouncing "emperor palpatine" wrong this whole time