Hail and well met! This week the Maidens convene around their round table to discuss Excalibur (1981) alongside a few other films dealing with medieval times and/or the Arthurian legend. Crazy witches, suplex wrestling moves, and which role each Maiden would play in a medieval kingdom (in the style of the incredible The Sims Medieval) are amongst the wide array of topics discussed. Be warned, witches spells in the form of foul language are ever present within this episode. Get in touch with the maidens at [email protected]!

After a weekend of partying hard, the Maidens hunker down and discuss their favourite parties in film and television. From death loops set to Paramore to using a chainsaw to puncture a keg — these parties get pretty wild! Much like at a real party, this episode contains explicit language.  Get in touch with the maidens at [email protected]!

The final Halloween hangover episode is about Twilight! The Maidens discuss the first 2 movies, and briefly mention the 3rd. They discuss everything from Team Edward or Team Jacob, to the blue aesthetic of the first film, and the iconic baseball scene. This is part 1, as the finale to the franchise will be discussed in a later episode! Be warned: there’s more swearing in this episode than there are awkward pauses between Bella and Edward.  Get in touch with the maidens at [email protected]!

The penultimate Hangover Halloween episode, where the Maidens discuss horror B-movies! From the beloved Evil Dead series to the Hammer horror films, they explore the definition of B-movies, how they have changed over the years, and also discuss what the modern equivalent is. Be warned: just like the topic at hand, this episode is crass, shlocky, vulgar, and every other word that means fun! Get in touch with the maidens at [email protected]

Our Halloween Hangover series continues — this time with more screeching violins and screams than ever! This week the Maidens discuss SLASHER FILMS with a special guest… our own royal court member (and slasher fanatic) Parker! Sharpen your knives, put on your masks, and stalk on over as we discuss various slashers throughout the ages. Be advised and don’t tell your mother (looking at you, Norman Bates) this podcast contains eerie and chilling explicit language. Also apologies about the audio problems right at the beginning, the killer probably cut the phone lines or something, it doesn’t come up again. Get in […]

The Maidens return for the beginning of Halloween Hangover, where they attempt to stuff as much spooky stuff into the remainder of the month as humanly possible. This week they tiptoe around the subjects of future episodes while talking about their favourite scary movies before diving in deep on one particular subgenre: the creature feature. Parents guide: this episode includes such graphic content as discussion of both the evolution of the creature feature as a genre in production and reception, and of Mel Brooks’ iconic parody of one of the subgenre’s finest – Young Frankenstein, as well as a number […]

SURPRISE!!! This week, the maidens talk Zoolander, and once again, somehow, talk even more about the Wilson brothers. We’ll talk about them less next episode, we promise! We alsodiscuss other timeless classics, such as Paul (2011) and Night at the Museum (2006). Be aware, much like in the world of male modelling, this program does contain explicit language Email: [email protected]

What EXCELLENT boiled potatoes! Meet the Maidens as they talk about Pride and Prejudice. Discussing not only both the 1995 BBC miniseries and the 2005 film but also the upcoming Netflix adaptation, they attack some timeless questions such as which Darcy is better?  Was Mr. Collins the right choice for Charlotte? and more. Warning, there’s some skirt-fluttering explicit language in this program