Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?  Because we're talking 1997's terrifyingly slithery cult classic, Anaconda, that's why!  Movies n Shit is back with its scariest commentary yet.  So sit back, have a watch and a listen, because if we know anything, it's 90s flicks featuring giant, monster snakes.  Also featuring -- JLo, when she didn't just look young, she was young.  And Ice Cube, as a young USC student surprisingly in his element battling snakes and psychos in the jungle.  And most importantly, Jon Voight, in the boldest performance of his storied career.  😉 Plus, the original Marty McFly himself, Eric Stoltz!  You'll dig this one so much, you might just listen, regurgitate the entire commentary whole, and consume it all over again.  At the very least, you won't get tired of these mother fuckin' snakes in this mother fuckin' movie!  Trust us, we know, we're podcasters.

Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?  Because we're talking 1997's terrifyingly slithery cult classic, Anaconda, that's why!  Movies n Shit is back with its scariest commentary yet.  So sit back, have a watch and a listen, because if we know anything, it's 90s flicks featuring giant, monster snakes.  Also featuring -- JLo, when she didn't just look young, she was young.  And Ice Cube, as a young USC student surprisingly in his element battling snakes and psychos in the jungle.  And most importantly, Jon Voight, in the boldest performance of his storied career.  😉 Plus, the original Marty McFly himself, Eric Stoltz!  You'll dig this one so much, you might just listen, regurgitate the entire commentary whole, and consume it all over again.  At the very least, you won't get tired of these mother fuckin' snakes in this mother fuckin' movie!  Trust us, we know, we're podcasters.

Everyone tuning in is now dumber for having listened to us… and for that, you have our thanks.  Movies n Shit is back for another round of chit-chat.  Today’s episode opens with a bit of nonsense before your regularly scheduled segment of Movies We’ve Seen (3:43) and also movies we plan to see during the Halloween season, including The Lodge, An American Werewolf in London, and many more, with impassioned digressions into sub-genres we don’t really care for and Nicolas Cage, who we do really care for.  We kick off TV Talk (32:10) by reviewing the 2020 Emmys, then spit-ball about the brilliance of The Boys and the season premiere of SNL, new shows like The Third Day and We Are Who We Are, and season finales of Ted Lasso and Raised by Wolves.  Entertainment News (57:53) features big franchise updates, the challenges of literally filming in outer space, final thoughts on Tenet, not even close to final thoughts on Star Wars, theater updates, and the latest trailers.  Finally, Movies n Shit presents a Taika Waititi edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:18:26), and Kelly debuts an audio-only Star Trek trailer that he cut himself, evolving from critic to artist before our very ears.  The conversation concludes with this week’s Hidden Gems (1:29:54) for your viewing pleasure.

All we have for you is a word... minisode

(To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait)

The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything.  Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more).  Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally.  You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

(To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait)

The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything.  Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more).  Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally.  You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

30 episodes!  Welcome to the club, man(s and womans)!  In honor of this milestone episode, we bullshit for a good 10 minutes before diving into Movies We’ve Seen (10:42) since last time where we bullshit even more about drive-in theaters, the tone of old favorites in new sequels, social media addiction, the shortcomings of American legislation, and more!  We rattle off some TV Talk (51:18) that includes new stuff and some not so new stuff, just to keep it interesting.  Entertainment News (1:08:47) features recent losses, bitching about Star Wars, the future of casting via Artificial Intelligence, and underwhelming new trailers.  This week, Movies n Shit presents a special James Bond edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:31:29).  No Hidden Gems OR Lord of the Rings news this week, but we do wrap things up with a critical discussion about The Matrix (1:41:00).  You won’t want to miss it.

An Austin Powers endorsement of capitalism jump starts the conversation this week and launches the fellas into the impassioned dialogue you’ve all come to expect.  This week’s shooting the shit includes discussions about Movies We’ve Seen (3:12) featuring Kelly’s problems with An American Pickle, his fascination with Money Plane, and even more talk about Swordfish!  TV Talk (27:23) includes an in-depth examination of Amazon’s Hunters series, which may or may not have ripped off one of Patrick’s un-produced, un-optioned, unwritten super-spy scripts, described in detail in the 2nd-ever installment of Patrick’s Pitch (44:02)!  Entertainment News (51:50) includes the newly announced opening of AMC theaters around the country, the stunts of Mission: Impossible, Star Trek trouble, fortuitous run-ins at In-N-Out Burger, and the latest trailers of upcoming flicks.  And this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:14:39) revolves around the complex films of Christopher Nolan.  As always, the discourse concludes with a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations (1:33:00) before not having enough time to talk about the upcoming Lord of the Rings series. 

Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape....

Top Gun

Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape....

Top Gun