Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys!

This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys!

This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like the incomparable Kobe Bryant, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with a brief discussion about Michael Keaton (2:02), the GOAT of all Batmans, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Keaton, the guys get into what they’ve been watching in isolation, what they think of Tom Hardy, and re-watchable flicks — how to watch them, and why it’s worth it (5:49).  They fulfill their contractual obligation to talk about Star Wars and give mad props to Richard Linklater’s Before Trilogy before diving head first into TV talk (41:52).  Highlights from TV include modern masterpiece Dave, a Last Dance retrospective, and a total dismissal of the latest Seinfeld special.  Entertainment News kicks off at 57:44, the guys say goodbye to some late, talented greats and cover the reimaginings of sci-fi greats: Space Jam and Star Trek, before discussing a potential return of the movie theater experience.  As always, Patrick crushes Guess that Rotten Tomato score (1:14:04) and provides listeners with some wonderfully reflective and therapeutic shut-in flicks (1:20:17) before winding it all down with Hidden Gems (1:22:48).

Sincere apologies to all the listeners tuning in for a Lord of the Rings update; maybe next time.

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

Like the incomparable Michael Jordan, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with an inspirational clip to keep you all going during quarantine.  Then Kelly sits back and allows Patrick to rant passionately about classic, cinematic masterpiece, Rocky (1:30), why it’s the GOAT of all sports films, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Rocky rant, you’ll find reviews of movies like Extraction and Iron Eagle (15:11) a definitive ranking of Hollywood Chris’s (18:41) an endorsement of the Newcomers podcast, discussions about the structure of the Star Wars trilogies and how you can spend your May the 4th/Star Wars day this year (26:57), the eye brows of Rachel Weiss (36:20), and Patrick’s greatest fears (39:42).  TV talk kicks off at 43:13, and after a brief discussion about Hollywood’s take on Hollywood (54:00), the guys examine the hottest new piece of entertainment — 1998 Chicago Bulls documentary: The Last Dance (59:25).  Entertainment news topics (1:15:48) include Harrison Ford’s aviation troubles and theater chains taking a stand against… Universal Studios?  A discussion about the art of film adaptation can be found (1:27:36) before the latest installment of Guess that Rotten Tomato score (1:40:27).  Finally, Hidden Gems are provided for your viewing pleasure (1:49:13) before the first-ever podcast post-credits movie clip.

Sincere apologies to all the listeners tuning in for a Lord of the Rings update; maybe next time.  Stay safe everybody.  And if you go outside, heed the advice of Will Smith who said — “Put your mask back on!  That’s an order, Marine!”

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song)

Criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

thieves of independence...

Turteltaub power!

It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean!

Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read,

Exposition’s handled real well,

while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel!

Criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

thieves of independence...

Turteltaub power!

Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens!

Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school!

Criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

thieves of independence...

Turteltaub power!

(Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song)

Criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

thieves of independence...

Turteltaub power!

It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean!

Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read,

Exposition’s handled real well,

while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel!

Criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

thieves of independence...

Turteltaub power!

Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens!

Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school!

Criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

criminals in National Treasure,

thieves of independence...

Turteltaub power!

(Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

This week’s episode begins with an important documentary clip about the current state of the world.  The guys then springboard into the old stuff they’ve been watching in the absence of much new stuff (4:34) with an enlightening digression into the 90s fascination with Tarantino, desert settings, and coin operated, vibrating hotel beds.  The (good) Terminator films spark a brief discussion about sequels, cut scenes, and commentaries (20:14), before TV talk begins (29:33), and the guys gush over how surprisingly great Dave and 80s cop movie references are in the landscape of modern television.  The entertainment news segment (38:03) includes iconic losses, cinematic leaps in technology, projected dates for theater re-openings, and more.  This episode’s Guess that Rotten Tomato score (55:17) includes the sub-genres of Nicholas Cage and Star Trek flicks.  And it all wraps up with this week’s Hidden Gems (1:12:13).  As always, thanks for listening and keep washing those hands!  Sincere apologies to the millions of listeners tuning in for a Lord of the Rings update; that segment has been pushed back to Episode 23.

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!