Movies N Sh*t

Us: We want to tell you our secret now.

Doctor: Okay.

Us: We see movies. 

Doctor: Movies, like regular people do... in theaters and at home?

Us: No... More than regular people. 

Doctor: How often do you see them?

Us: All the time. (Temperature dropping rapidly) 

Us: They're everywhere. There are so many. With more coming out every day.  

Doctor: 

Us: And we also rewatch our old favorites over and over. 

Doctor: (exhales icy cold breath)Us: And provide one-of-a-kind commentary tracks with trivia, fun facts, and our own observations. Like this one, about 1999's horror smash hit, The Sixth Sense. So don't be afraid to listen as we revisit this classic flick from a time in film history when filmmakers and audiences could still keep a secret.

You: (pressing play on this commentary track)

Us: We're feeling much better now.     

Us: We want to tell you our secret now.

Doctor: Okay.

Us: We see movies. 

Doctor: Movies, like regular people do... in theaters and at home?

Us: No... More than regular people. 

Doctor: How often do you see them?

Us: All the time. (Temperature dropping rapidly) 

Us: They're everywhere. There are so many. With more coming out every day.  

Doctor: 

Us: And we also rewatch our old favorites over and over. 

Doctor: (exhales icy cold breath)Us: And provide one-of-a-kind commentary tracks with trivia, fun facts, and our own observations. Like this one, about 1999's horror smash hit, The Sixth Sense. So don't be afraid to listen as we revisit this classic flick from a time in film history when filmmakers and audiences could still keep a secret.

You: (pressing play on this commentary track)

Us: We're feeling much better now.     

Courage, listeners. No fear, just like Tom f—-in’ Cruise! What time is it? It’s time for another minisode. Just press play and from here on out, it’s one movie take after another from your favorite podsmiths. We didn’t choose this responsibility … that’s just how the cards were rolled out for us. 

Our latest offering opens with a favorite Graham Greene clip, GoldenEye information, Roddenberry information, and other fun tidbits before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (14:48), TV Talk (1:15:10), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:38:50).  Then it’s time for an 80s fantasy classic installment of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (1:55:40), before Patrick absolutely crushes another What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:00:34), takes a decent swing at Tomato Talk (2:01:56), and nails a quick installment of the Action Movie Trivia Card game (2:05:05).  All that, plus another Hidden Gem recommendation (2:06:36) before we say goodbye until next time.  Episode highlights include a discussion about superheroes, Jurassic sequels, what Star Wars and Star Trek and other franchises were and are and will become, mid-budget movies, fear-based Hollywood, strategies for answering your Letterboxd Top Four rankings, the downside of meta and self-parody, confusingly similar movie titles, soft boys, the magnificence of Jamie Lee Curtis, and a blink and you’ll miss it UPS delivery.

In possibly the longest and most epic Movies N Sh*t episode ever produced, your treasured podsmiths bond over Bond and other tidbits before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (19:23), TV Talk (1:36:33), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:53:52).  Then it’s time for brand new installments of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (2:28:45), What Year of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:39:31) and Tomato Talk (2:41:52) before your Hidden Gem recommendation is provided (2:43:50) and we say bye til next time.  Episode highlights include a discussion about The Wizard of Oz, the Las Vegas Sphere, ever-looming AI, our lord and savior Robert Zemeckis, the Alabama Hills of California, missing the physical media era, Ryan Coogler’s mastery of multiple genres, the legacy of Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt, the strength of a good ensemble cast, containing multitudes, how Nathan Fielder is the greatest living artist, the legacy of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, Patrick’s go-to Jersey Mike’s order, the best directors all delivering upcoming summer releases all at the same time, the most bizarre ending to any zombie movie ever, and more fun listener feedback from longtime friend of the podcast, Kevin and longtime friend of Kelly, Jason.  Shout-out to these two and all of our many fans.  

*Please note that Patrick only misses one movie year on today’s quiz and he’s only off by a single year.  Safe to say, he truly is a savant.* 

Hello, boys (and girls)! We're ba-aaaaaaaack!!

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, big daddies (and mommies)!  If you're excited for the 4th of July, you want to feel great about America and humanity in general, or you just want to see mid-90s Will Smith whip E.T.'s ass, then this is the commentary for you, that's all.  So strap in for the greatest, most patriotic alien invasion movie of all time, with the greatest on-screen presidential speech of all time, just in time for Independence Day.  As you can imagine, they don't let us out much... so we've made the most of our time inside by re-visiting the hottest flick of 1996.  Press play and we can guarantee your next 2+ hours will be really exciting.  And yes, that's exactly the word we'd choose to describe it.

Happy listening!  Happy Independence Day!  And remember -- All you need is love.  John Lennon.  Smart man.  Shot in the back, very sad.  

Peace! 

Hello, boys (and girls)! We're ba-aaaaaaaack!! 

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, big daddies (and mommies)!  If you're excited for the 4th of July, you want to feel great about America and humanity in general, or you just want to see mid-90s Will Smith whip E.T.'s ass, then this is the commentary for you, that's all.  So strap in for the greatest, most patriotic alien invasion movie of all time, with the greatest on-screen presidential speech of all time, just in time for Independence Day.  As you can imagine, they don't let us out much... so we've made the most of our time inside by re-visiting the hottest flick of 1996.  Press play and we can guarantee your next 2+ hours will be really exciting.  And yes, that's exactly the word we'd choose to describe it.

Happy listening!  Happy Independence Day!  And remember -- All you need is love.  John Lennon.  Smart man.  Shot in the back, very sad.  

Peace! 

Today's pod begins with a heartfelt tribute to Val Kilmer... so heartfelt that the fellas convince themselves that Batman Forever and Red Planet are good movies!  (Come at us, bros!)  We discuss a few other tidbits before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (29:35), TV Talk (1:11:46), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:18:57).  Then it’s time for the first installment of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (1:39:35) since episode 66, along with brand new installments of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:45:27), Tomato Talk (1:50:35) and the latest installment of Action Movie Trivia Game (1:55:27)!  Finally, your special Val Kilmer Hidden Gem recommendation is provided by Patrick at 1:57:53.  Episode highlights include a discussion about IKEA meatballs, film formats, how we feel about the things we haven't seen compared to the things you haven't seen, a gut-wrenching deleted scene from Mrs. Doubtfire, a fun fact about lighters in the movies and real life of the 1930s, as well as the featured sounds of Kelly killing bugs and stoking fires. 

Big shout-out to Executive VP, Worldwide Production for Lionsgate Television, and Goldsboro, NC native, Joel Meyer on your recent promotion.  Well deserved!  

Ya know, someone once told us that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives.  Whether you side with Dr. (not Dark Lord) Soren or rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again, we rather believe that it is high time for our first Movies N Sh*t TV episode commentary.  

And what better television episode to begin with than Trek fan favorite, Yesterday's Enterprise.  So get comfy and listen as your favorite podsmiths watch arguably the best of hundreds, maybe thousands, of Star Trek time travel stories. And the only one to feature Shooter McGavin.  As a special bonus, you'll be transported back in time to receive a little history of both Kelly's and Patrick's introductions to the franchise.   We promise you'll have a wonderful time (see what we did) joining us as we journey to where no man, or at least Kelly and Patrick, have gone before.  

Ya know, someone once told us that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives.  Whether you side with Dr. (not Dark Lord) Soren or rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again, we rather believe that it is high time for our first Movies N Sh*t TV episode commentary. 

And what better television episode to begin with than Trek fan favorite, Yesterday's Enterprise.  So get comfy and listen as your favorite podsmiths watch arguably the best of hundreds, maybe thousands, of Star Trek time travel stories. And the only one to feature Shooter McGavin.  As a special bonus, you'll be transported back in time to receive a little history of both Kelly's and Patrick's introductions to the franchise.   We promise you'll have a wonderful time (see what we did) joining us as we journey to where no man, or at least Kelly and Patrick, have gone before.