Movies N Sh*t

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    

They’re back and forever changed! You might be asking yourselves: in a world where Kelly has finally seen and acknowledged the greatness of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, what’s left…what else is there…why even go on?  Well, there will always be more movies to see, and that’s enough for this pair of movie-watching podcasters.  Today’s episode kicks off with a well-deserved tribute to Harrison Ford, a short discussion about racing cars and other sh*t before your regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:01), TV Talk (1:15:51), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:29:18).  Patrick shines again in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:54:40) before a special Most Recent Editions to Kelly’s LaserDisc Collection installment of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:13).  And to close the episode out, Kelly and Patrick provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:00:00).  Episode highlights include the first-ever installment of Tom Folsom’s Bad Casting, a brief discussion about the art of acting, Oscar nominations, the incredible run of movies that closed out 2023, the latest from and about Tom Cruise, an obligatory conversation about Star Wars, and the absurd but apparently very popular continuing trend - spiders in space.  

Special shout-out to Kelly’s fast and furious friend, Keith.

Twenty years ago (TO THE DAY!), Return of the King was released in theaters, completing (arguably) the greatest movie trilogy of all time. For Patrick, going to see a LOTR movie each Christmas season was a 3-year, time honored tradition. For Kelly, wizards are bullshit. But because their fellowship is so unbreakably strong, Kelly made a promise to Patrick (not unlike the promise Sam made to Frodo) to sit down and actually watch the entire 3-volume, Peter Jackson masterpiece as it was meant to be seen… one 9+ hour cinematic epic. And with a little help from some of our favorite, loyal listeners, he has completed the quest. Click play to hear his takes.

Greetings, movie fans! Today’s episode kicks off with the most important Special Announcement (1:16) in Movies N Shit history.  Then, enjoy a seamless transition to Movies We’ve Seen since last time (10:40), TV Talk (1:08:35), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:37:25).  Patrick returns to form in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:02:10) before the most important Lord of the Rings edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:04:38) that’s ever been recorded.  Finally, Kelly and Patrick provide not one, not two, but THREE stellar Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:10:25).  Episode highlights include discussions about Scorsese and other filmmakers’ distinctive styles, Halloween movies, Eat the Rich movies, heartwarming soccer stories, theaters we love and movie-going experiences we’ll never forget, superhero fatigue, bad casting choices, and for the first time ever — Patrick knows about a show that Kelly doesn’t know about.  All that and much, much more!   

Big congrats to the creatives for making it through the strike! 

In today’s episode, we start with miscellaneous shit — cut scenes, youtube channels, great deals on movie stuff, listener feedback… you know, shit like that.  Then it’s back to our regularly scheduled program with Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicking off at 18:50, TV Talk at 1:08:05, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:21:51.  Please keep in mind that all of us have off days as you listen to Patrick give a less than stellar performance in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:38:21, before an equally forgettable edition of Paul Reubens Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:10.  Lastly, Kelly and Patrick provide two more Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure at 1:46:43.  Episode highlights include discussions about how there are just too many period pieces, the superiority of Taylor Sheridan productions, the origin of the Jeremiah Johnson gif, loving shout-outs to Jimmy Buffet and Taylor Swift, and an angry rant from Patrick about the disgusting greed of the movie studios (and the heads of corporations in general).  All that and much, much more!   

This one goes out to all those who are currently on strike.  We stand with you. 

Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.

Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.

Well, we saw it. Check out our before and after commentary live-ish from the CityWalk IMAX. Mid episode SPOILER ALERT for our post movie thoughts. And remember, CGI never ever marks the spot.

In this episode’s silliness, the unthinkable happens — Kelly goes on the record with his unbreakable vow to watch the entire LOTR trilogy with Patrick at a time and place of his choosing.  In the words of General Lord Charles Cornwallis, brilliantly portrayed by Tom Wilkinson in the 2000 smash-hit Mel Gibson blockbuster, The Patriot: “Everything will change… everything has changed.”  Less importantly, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 9:30, TV Talk at 1:23:07, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:44:55.  As usual, Patrick shines in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:55:52, before barely getting by in a Disney live-action-ish remake edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:57:39.  And finally, Patrick provides a Hidden Gem recommendation for your viewing pleasure at 2:03:04.  Episode highlights include discussions about how we rank movies, the Fast and the Furious, the number of trailers you have to sit through before your movie starts, whether or not Rose Byrne is talented, Trek talk, whether Jury Duty is as good as Nathan for You, the restoration of Casa Bonita, and much much more.  

Shout out to Adam Mares and the Denver Nuggets for winning their first NBA title.  

Apologies for mispronouncing Harry Styles’s name and for thinking Fool’s Paradise was the movie Polite Society.  They are different movies and Patrick should’ve known better.  He is so, so sorry.