Nick peeks up from his nursing hole to give his take on Stephen King's newest adaptation, and the guys talk what shitty super powers they'd like to have the most! We'll let him tell you why that ties into our review.

Act I: What awful super powers would you like to have?

Act II: The Dark Tower Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the Week: Graf - a drink commonly consumed in In-world. A mixture of apple juice and beer wort fermented with yeast.

Show notes:Britt Hayes Screen Crush shows Stephen King is first cinematic universe http://screencrush.com/stephen-king-connections-in-dark-tower/

To commemorate our 80th episode, Rachel sits down with us as we talk about an indie movie from like 10 years ago! We get cringe worthy as we talk about realism in movies vs. actual life events and why it does or doesn't work. Then we review Compliance.

Act I: Real vs. realistic

Act II: Compliance Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the week: Breakfast of Champions

2 cups milk

1 cup Cheerios

1 tbsp brown sugar

pinch of salt

Mix all ingredients together and leave in fridge overnight. Use a fine mesh strainer to strain out the cheerios, add 2 oz bourbon and chug. Good morning!

Christopher Nolan takes a dip in the war movie pool and the MoT boys sit down to determine how well he did! We also talk Comic con and how waiting in lines is the only way to really see anything good.

Act I: Comic con/Film scores

Act II: Dunkirk Review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: French 75

1/2 oz Lemon Juice

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

1 oz Gin

3 oz Champagne

Mix Gin, simple and lemon juice in strainer with ice. Shake and strain into champagne flute and fill with Champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist

Drinking and discussing religion: Don't do it. But we did! And things get heated exactly as one would expect, so if you like listening to drunk people shout over each other, go ahead and give this episode a listen! Or not, cause there's a lot of arguing.

Act I: Crazy Celebrities

Act II: Going Clear Review

Act III: 1 1/2 Shots

Drink of the week: The Purif

Pureed apricots

Tarragon

1 oz Agave

2 oz Gin

1/2 oz lime juice

dash Ginger Bitters

Mix ingredients in shaker with ice, shake and strain into glass. Fill with club soda and top off with dash of ginger bitters

Sideways may be the best movie about wine tasting and cheating on your fiance out there, but there's a reason it doesn't have much competition. Along the way to discussing this, the boys get deep into what qualifies as a genre, and everyone gives a real life three shot experience to inject some sort of life into this episode.

Act I: Bachelor Party Genre (?)

Act II: Sideways review

Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous)

Drink of the Week: Sangria

Bottle of red wine

cut up fruit (Pineapple, orange, etc.)

Shot of Brandy

Club Soda

Mix all ingredients in a big pitcher and serve it up!

This episode brings you the drunkest(?) Nick's ever been as we explain what we like to see in our favorite heroes, Dalton has a crush on Batman, and Errol attempts to pose a thought experiment for our movie that Dalton and Nick promptly tear to pieces. A lot of talking over each other, but a laugh riot nonetheless!

Act I: What we like to see from our heroes

Act II: The Maltese Falcon Review

Act III: 0 Shots

Drink of the Week: Manhattan

4 oz Rye

2 oz Sweet Vermouth

Stir ingredients together, add a dash of Agnostura bitters and pour over ice. Garnish with a Cherry

Errol gets two picks in a row as the guys get their second television review of the year out for you! Nick reveals his black soul of a heart once more as Rob, Dalton and Errol try to keep his void from overtaking them this week. Hope you enjoy and tell your friends!

Act I: Favorite on screen relationship

Act II: Man Seeking Woman review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drinks of the week: His and Hers Cocktails

His - Death in the Afternoon

1 oz absinthe

4 oz sparkling wine

stir absinthe in mixer, pour into glass and fill with wine

Hers - Bee's Knees

1 oz lemon juice

1 oz honey simple syrup

2 oz gin

Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice, shake and strain into glass, pouring fresh ice to fill.

New Drinking Rule: Nick drinks whenever he complains about length

Enjoy a fine sip of Syfy's biggest TV show out now with Nick and Errol, the hard critic headbutters take a look at how it's doing and if it's worth continuing!

Con artists run amok this week as your favorite trio and Nick's wife Rachel stop in to share their favorite con artist stories and review one of Steven Spielburg's last critically acclaimed films. Errol and Rob run stories too long, Dalton shares an embarrassing middle school con and Rachel is a step above us all! It may be hard to catch Leo, but it sure as hell is easy to find us on iTunes, Stitcher, and every other podcasting medium out there.

Act I: Con Artist stories

Act II: Catch Me if You Can review

Act III: 1 Shot

Drink of the Week: Con Artist Cocktail

1 oz simple syrup

1 oz rose water

1/2 lemon, squeezed

2 oz Gin.

put ingredients in shaker with ice and strain into martini glass.

Here we find ourselves backtracking to the film that started the infamous John Rambo series with the confusing title of First Blood. The boys are back together to discuss Cannes elitism, as well as Dalton's dad's hidden instagram (@thedeepseaking) and terrible facebook photos. Join us as we change pace and pump as much testosterone as Sylvester Stallone allows us in our diverse views on one of his early muscle-bound films!

Act I: Cannes discriminating against Netflix

Act II: First Blood Review

Act III: 3 Shots

Drink of the Week: The Veteran

2 oz Dark Rum

1/2 oz Cherry Brandy

Pour ingredients into old fashioned glass with ice and stir. Simple as joining the army!