Movies Over My Hammy

This week we hung out with these cool little aliens that really want us to touch a glowing microphone— Oh no! Our podcasting essences have been stolen and injected into the little aliens and now they’re big scary aliens and they’re starting a competing podcast called Books Under Your Lettucey!

Help us to defeat the aliens and get our essences back by listening to this week’s episode where we ate the Pizza Hut Space Jam meal and compared it to Space Jam!

Also! Make sure to check out Adam’s free comedy special, Egghead! It’s available over here: https://youtu.be/Qrhh1Fmw0_w?si=xh7pER3qb4LpKj23

Interested in hearing about brand mascots? Check out Andrew’s new series where he talks about them here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgPJ5xvRpF0lR4UJPyI_J5g

We had a guest on the show! What!?! I bet you didn’t think we knew how to do 3 mics at the same time, well joke’s on you we just recorded a regular episode and had our guest do voiceover when she thought it was funny (this is a joke, that would be insane). 

We had a guest on to talk about the hit 2007 film, Bratz, and compare it to the hit sausage varietal, Brats. Which is snappier, the film or the sausage?  Which is…I only really had the one comparison that made sense, but which one wins? There’s also more food news, another food game, and a return to stand up with Andrew!

Check out Big Money Movie Ideas! It's a podcast where Kelsey (this week’s guest) and Andrew (this week’s (and all weeks’) co-host) pitch a full movie from start to finish in 60 minutes. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/big-money-movie-ideas/id1204577892

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Oh no! There’s a new evil version of our podcast out called Books Under Your Salady with two hunky co-hosts that compare books to fitness products! Make sure not to listen to it because the hosts are actually demons that want to weaken the golden dome that our podcast has been keeping in place! 

This week we watched a movie about some Kpop Demon Hunters, ate a meal based on those very demon hunters, and cracked some included card packs hoping to track down that elusive $100 Rumi-Jinu holofoil handshake card. Can the Demon Hunters best the Ramyeon shaker fries? Can the funny cat guy outshine the Derpy McFlurry? And can Andrew finally remember what the poop drug thing is that he keeps mentioning? All these questions and more will be answered in this week's episode!

Also! Make sure to check out Adam’s free comedy special, Egghead! It’s available over here: https://youtu.be/Qrhh1Fmw0_w?si=xh7pER3qb4LpKj23

Interested in hearing about brand mascots? Check out Andrew’s new series where he talks about them here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgPJ5xvRpF0lR4UJPyI_J5g

What’s the best possible tie-in that you can imagine for a film about knock-off Chuck E. Cheese? You know, the place that used to have the animatronic guys who sold you pizza? Did you guess any, of the many, pizza chains that are scattered across these lands? Well, that’s where you’d be wrong because you should have obviously been thinking about fried chicken!

Sorry if the description is a little smaller than normal, the pool was cold. This is actually a very funny joke that we probably laughed at in the video. Make sure to subscribe to our metaphorical Patreon to watch our theoretical video episodes.

But also make sure to check out Adam’s free comedy special, Egghead! It’s available over here: https://youtu.be/Qrhh1Fmw0_w?si=xh7pER3qb4LpKj23

Interested in hearing even more about Pasqually P. Pieplate? Check out Andrew’s new series where he talks about brand mascots over here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgPJ5xvRpF0lR4UJPyI_J5g

Let’s head on down to the Cheba Hut to get ourselves a nug of that Sticky Icky, maybe we’ll top it off with Pinner of Chronic and a Blunt of that Dank. Can’t forget to grab us some munchies, hit me with a Goo Ball, a large order of Not’chos, a small order of Cool Ranch Doritos Not’chos, and it wouldn’t be a run to Cheba Hut without the Chocolate Chip Cookie. All I wanna know is one thing…Who’s coming with me?

SAMPSON! That’s right, this week we talked about the two most stoner things that have ever stoned…Cheba Hut and Half Baked! That’s right, on this most 4/20est of days we wanted to give you the most quotable film alongside the most potable food. And yes, I know potable means something is drinkable but I thought it would be fun to use it because it sounds close to quotable and has the word pot in it which is also fun! 

Half Baked? Is that title in reference to the script for this movie? Cheba Hut? I don’t have anything for that one...Abba Zabba, you my only friend. Uh, more Half Baked quotes! 

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Also! Make sure to check out Adam’s comedy special Egghead! It’s available for free over here now: https://youtu.be/Qrhh1Fmw0_w?si=xh7pER3qb4LpKj23

And did you know that Andrew has a new YouTube channel where he talks about Brand Mascots? Well he does and it can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgPJ5xvRpF0lR4UJPyI_J5g

They should have called this movie Wicked for Bad because it’s bad. It’s like the Wizard of Oz but instead of following the fun characters having fun we get to kind of see them in the background not really doing anything and the ones that we do get to spend time with are either sad or easily tricked jerks. But at least there’s music! But also the music isn’t very good and every time it comes on it gets harder and harder to resist the siren song of staring at a blank wall. 

And you may be saying to yourself, open and shut case! There’s no competition, the movie is very bad. Oh, worry not dear listener, the gauntlet was truly thrown down by Dunkin on this one. Defying all odds they assembled one of the worst tie-in menus we’ve ever had the misfortune of tasting. Who will win the slug out in the sewers of bad movie vs bad food!? And why oh why is there a lady in a pickle coat as this week’s cover art? All these questions and more will be answered in this week’s edition of Movies Over My Hammy!

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Also! Make sure to check out Adam’s comedy special Egghead! It’s available for free over here now: https://youtu.be/Qrhh1Fmw0_w?si=xh7pER3qb4LpKj23

If I had eyes I’d watch “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You”. If I had mouth I’d eat a Moons Over My Hammy sandwich from Denny’s and compare it to If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. And if I had a better idea for a bit I’d use it here but, here we are! 

This week we consumed the anxiety-riddled fever dream that is the Moons Over My Hammy sandwich, oh, and we also watched that very stressful movie that came out recently, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. Which will come out on top!? The movie about a girl who doesn’t want to eat food? Or the food that I don’t really want to eat? And how does Adam keep burning the roof of his mouth on pizza!? I mean, it’s all the way up there and the pizza is all the way down here! 

In closing I’d just like to say, if I had ears I’d listen to this podcast and if I had hands I’d leave us a review. Also, if I had knowledge of a movie/food tie-in or just wanted to say hi, I’d reach out to [email protected].

Have I mentioned what I’d do if I had eyes? Oh, man! I didn’t? Well I’d follow this link to check out Adam’s comedy special Egghead: https://youtu.be/Qrhh1Fmw0_w?si=xh7pER3qb4LpKj23

What’s even more frightening than the ravages of time? Eating at Arby’s! Just kidding, Arby’s is a good fast food place to eat at and “Arby’s is bad” jokes are bad. It’s another birthday episode and this time we’re celebrating to things very near and dear to Andrew’s heart…Piles of loose beef and a movie about a fake ghostbuster who has to stop a serial killing grim reaper.

So grab yourself an Arby’s Meat Mountain, plop in your DVD copy of The Frighteners, and slide in those earbuds so you can sync up the episode. One thing we didn’t tell you is that if you start the episode when the rug ghost gets shot in the head the episode perfectly lines up with the movie! Also if you start the episode right when you crack open your first pack of Horsey Sauce it perfectly lines up with the sandwich! We really did a lot to make this episode the optimal listening, watching, and eating experience and you should leave us a 5 star review on Apple podcasts as a reward! But make sure to leave that review before you do any of the syncing up the episode stuff I was just talking about. We definitely actually did all that but I want to make sure that you leave the review before experiencing it and getting so swept up by the painstaking effort that you forget to write a review.

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This isn’t any Ankle Godzilla, no this Godzilla is much bigger than that. It’s a full Shin Godzilla! This week we watched a big tail full of blood turn into a weird googly-eyed guy full of blood which then turned into a laser guy and finally into a bunch of lasers guy. And we had all the energy to get us through this movie because of the tri-stim experience that only the C4 Energy Sour Razilla Godzilla tie-in energy drink could offer.

Why doesn’t Adam like blue raspberry? Why is there an energy drink named after an explosive? And will Andrew or Adam come out on top in a game about Eras? All of these questions (maybe) and others (possibly) will be answered within the confines of this, THE NEWEST EPISODE OF MOVIES OVER MY HAMMY!

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It’s Adam’s Birthday and we’re having a surprise party! Everyone quiet down, quiet down. We’re gonna turn off all the lights and yell “Surprise!” when he walks through the door. In the meantime you should listen to this extra long episode of the podcast. 

Introducing the first in the Movies Over My Hammy Birthday series! This is where we take the birthday boy and give them the chance to pair a beloved restaurant chain against a beloved movie. For Adam’s birthday he chose to throw 4 mutant turtles and a rat in the ring with a cheap pizza. Who will come out on top!? The film and characters that started one of the largest trends of teenaged creatures fighting other creatures or the pizza chain that started a trend of growing very large before making an announcement that they made the pizza good now! And will Adam be able to best Andrew in a classic game of Teenage Samurai Street Bikers from Mutant Shark Pizza Mars? You’ll have to listen to—He’s here! SURPRISE!! 

Oh no! That seems to have been too much for him! Is anybody here a doctor!? We need a doctor! 

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