Movies with Ron

This week, he's not a "Ron," he's a witch! And the gang writes a proper love letter to Julian Sands with the help of a special mystery co-host... Recap starts at 00:09:20

Things get real sticky this week when Ron recaps that one movie everyone saw on the shelf in the video rental store, and ain't no lamp oil gonna fix it. Recap starts at 00:12:00

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This week, Ron's head finally opens up like a flower and spurts a spooky recap all over. You're gonna need a towel. Happy Halloween, folks!

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...for God said unto Ron, "make a new recap," and he did, and it was pretty good!

This week's a "backwards dick" kinda week as Birthday Boy Ron does his absolute best to give Fred Ward a proper send-off without somehow recapping Tremors 2.

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No guards. No walls. Endless dicks. Join us as Ron embarks on the greatest sausage-fest ever told.

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Ron brings that good good 1980 stuff with Alligator: an Alopecian Story, starring Robert Forster, Robin Riker, and the biggest damn lhasa apso you ever saw.

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Oh Mother Night, protect us in your big black embrace as we take on an 80s recap of epic proportions and attempt to answer the age old question: What is light without dildos?

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You know something, Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Ronmaniacs that Gremlins 2 is Joe Dante's true masterpiece, starring Haviland Morris, Tony Randall, and the lovable John Glover. You just have to ask yourself one question: What are you gonna do when the Ronster runs wild on YOU!?

Santa shakes his belly like a bowlful of jelly, watches his worst employee cheat on him with John Lithgow, then goes around the world with a homeless minor! Come unwrap this recap with Ron and the gang. Do you know how to say, "Yo?"

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