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Mr Badger was asked to perform at 2000 Trees festival alongside some of the finest comedians in the UK such as Andy Askins, Stephen Carlin and Bethany Black.

None of them wanted to talk to him, so he did a podcast with the shit ones instead. In this episode, Lindsey Santoro shows him her minge and Mr B shows her his maggot babies.

Join us for the magical world of Butlins holiday resort via a man who did just about everything there except actual work, Shaun Messer.

Here, he talks about moving away from his beloved Birmingham (he loves being a Brummy) to Minehead, just so he could abuse Jo O'Meara and get his penis out behind a DJ booth.

Join Mr Badger and the newest top promoter in the West Midlands - Fat Theo, as they talk about Theo's stroke, how to avoid paying for train tickets and why it's ok to mock the Irish half of both him and his wife but mocking the other bits is just racist.

Catch Mr Badger: Punching Down at The Little Theatre in Rhyl, July 5th, 4:30pm. https://bit.ly/2KPPgnW

Catch John Porter: The Impossible Dream at the Manchester Fringe, 20th July, 7:30pm. https://bit.ly/304k87J

After performing to 2000 hairy bikers at The Farmyard Party, Helmsley, John Porter and Mr Badger engage in chat on the long drive home about Gridiron, punk music, the comedy circuit and how just because his body isn't capable of sport, his mind *IS* capable.

Of turning him into a bastard.

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL. EVEN THOUGH IT'S JULY.

Frances teaches Mr Badger about Vampires, The Lost Boys, Van Helsing, The Lost Boys, wanking, The Lost Boys and finally, how it's ok to get raped by a dog.

On the latest episode of #MBTTUS (catchy), we chat to radio DJ and fledgling comedian Jack Harris about creepy bands and musicians over the past 60 years whilst Mr Badger twitches nervously in his seat.

DO YOU LIKE TO FEEL NOT SAD?

DO YOU LIKE TO FEEL NOT KILL YOURSELF-Y?

Tim is here for you and he's bringing you his donkey.

Tim is the man behind NEXUS festival plus many other projects and he wants YOU to get pissed on cider x

In this exclusive episode as part of his 'mental health and wellbeing' series, Mr Badger is offering you the opportunity to feel his relaxing warmth inside you for absolutely nothing.

Let him cover your body with his sticky aura whilst you pump away at his spiritual column.

DEATH SPECIAL.

Sadly, this episode was recorded just before Mr. Steven Dodd took his own life.

It's fitting that his final moments were spent talking to a drunk badger and a fat paedophile from Stoke about a sport that neither of them cared about.

We'd like to thank Bruce Springsteen for his beautiful tribute which we have included as a bonus on this episode, absolutely free.

He is survived by his 14 illegitimate children, a blind Jack Russell called Maureen and his wife, Brian (72).