This week we travel back to the 80's to figure out what's worse, an love song clearly written by an incel virgin stalker, or a breakup song written for a girl who never existed but who's name you hear over and over again ad nauseam. We're joined by Pat Oates from the Pat Oates Podcast to tear apart two of the worst power ballads you've ever heard. 

Mr. Big: To Be With You

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Europe: Carrie

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