This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Roach from the No Effort Podcast to go through some Pop Music!!

Can "The Wide hips connected to the soft lips and my mama's trauma" beat a song that tells you how dumb and childish her boyfriend is? YOU be the JUDGE!!

Lorde - GRWM

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Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild

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This week, Red and Jodie are joined by B. Rob to go through "music made by wrestlers."

Can an auditory panic attack beat a Harley Quinn impersonator who discovered Hyper-Pop? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Real1 - Phoenix

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Liv Morgan - Trouble

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This week, Jodie and Red are going through some female pop music!!

Can a pretentious, "I made you" song by the UK's version of Taylor Swift beat an in-your-face, obnoxious EDM song?

YOU be the JUDGE!!

Maisie Peters - Kingmaker

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Rebecca Black - Speakerphone

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This week, Red and Jodie are joined by The Duchess of NJ, Kate, to go through a couple songs from movie soundtracks!

Can a song from a cult classic where the singer yells through the whole thing beat a song from another cult classic where the singer has one of the funniest nonsense lines in a song ever?? YOU be the JUDGE!!

Cindi Lauper - Good Enough

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Willy Deville - Storybook Love

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Grab your silver spoons and fire up the trust funds, Shitheads—this week, we are diving deep into the glorious, untalented world of musical nepotism.

Red and Jodie B are back, and they’ve brought in a special guest who knows a thing or two about a thing or two; Branden "Fish"! Together, the trio are dissecting what happens when fame, fortune, and a legendary last name completely bypass the talent gene pool.

From a badass kid who can't do 1 pushup to mommy and daddy coatail riding at it's finest, we’re breaking down the absolute worst offenders to ever grace a recording studio. It’s a masterclass in musical coasting, awkward vocal processing, and songs that only exist because someone's parents foot the bill. YOU be the JUDGE!!

Tootie Raw - my lil shit

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Lil Novi + North West - MULA THA ROOT EVIL

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We're back from the 1st Qualifier with a brand-new bracket and a whole new pile of shitty songs to go through!! And we're starting the 2nd half off with some Hick Hop!!!

Can the musical equivalent of a cousin-marriage beat a song that sounds like a fender bender and a mud bog?? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Jawga Boyz - Hick Hop Thang

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Nu Breed - Outlaw Man

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The bracket is live, the stakes have never been higher, and the path to the 2026 title begins right here. Welcome to the first qualifier of the 7th Annual Shitty Song of the Year tournament.

It’s a bloodbath of bad production, questionable lyrics, and sonic disasters as Red and Jodie return to the helm to navigate the wreckage. But they aren't doing it alone—joining the panel this week are special guests Kate from The Boomer Bunker and the one and only Bobby Booshay.

We’re kicking off the "bracket style" elimination process, analyzing the first round of contenders, and deciding who deserves a spot in the finals and who belongs in the bargain bin of history. Expect sharp critiques, heated debate, and the kind of musical autopsy only Red and Jodie and their rogue's gallery of judges can provide.

Buckle up. The road to the crown is officially open.

Here's a little something to hold you over while you wait for the 1st Qualifier of 2026, a FREE Hidden Track episode straight from the Patreon!!!

Back in February, Red and Jodie listened to a barely known Chris Stapleton album under "The Jompson Brothers" moniker. You tell us, whether or not you think this album is about his wiener or not...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by John Jamingo for a WILDCARD episode that's not so wild.

Can a stupid song that makes you spell stuff beat a song that's mildly racist and yells at you for no reason? YOU be the JUDGE!

John Mellencamp - R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.

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Bruce Springsteen - Crush on You

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This week, Jodie and Red are joined by the Queen Turd herself, Tuhresa, to go through some Mumble Rap.

Can a stupid song that is actual lyrical diarrhea and might be about a cartoon character, beat a song by a kid with dreadlocks who mumbles about Jesus? YOU be the JUDGE!!

Desiigner - Tiimmy Turner

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Seven Harris - Chosen

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