Shitty Song of the Week

Red and Teresa take a trip around the world and meet up with Turch and Kieran from the We Only Do One Take Podcast(@WeOnlyDoOneTake) to go through some of Australia's #1 Hits!!!

Can a cookie-cutter, formulaic American Pop Band rip-off beat one of the longest slogs of a song that sings all about cricket? Could it be the Australian version of the Super Bowl Shuffle??

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Scandal'us - Me, Myself and I

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MCG Hammer - Marvellous

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This week, Red and Teresa are joined by B-Rob from the Random Ramblings With Rob Show and The Didn't Get All of It Podcast to go thru some Southern Rap Music!!!

Can a gibberish, mumble rap song about living a specific lifestyle beat a long, boring, forgetful song about the love a gangsta has for his lady? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Rich Gang - Lifestyle

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Mr. Serv-On ft Master P - My Best Friend

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Red and Teresa are joined by Mysh from The Bromigos Podcast to go through some Pop Music!!! Can an obnoxious, cheerleader-style song about oral sex with spelling and dance instructions beat another obnoxious song about coffee?? or sex? or both?

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Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO!

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Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

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This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Mike from The Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Internet Radio Show to go through some Country Music!!!

It's a Battle of the Coattail Riders!! Can a weird, split personality, cosplay version of his grandpa, slog of a song beat a genre-hopping, "I'm only famous because of my Stepdaddy", 808 bass, country bullshit song??? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Whey Jennings - Jekyll and Hyde

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Trace Cyrus - Cowgirl Ride

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Red and Teresa go through some Rock Music this week!!! Can a mediocre rock song "remake"... that's 40+ years old beat a chaotically boring rock song about Charles Manson maybe?? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Bryan Adams - Rock And Roll Hell

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System Of A Down - ATWA

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Red and Teresa are joined by Stand-Up Comedian, Radio Personality and host of the POS Podcast, Pat Oates(@ThePatOates) to go through the music of two of the worst celebrities out there!! Can a slow, boring, audible suicide note of a song with one of the worst rhyme schemes ever, beat a joke of a song that's 8 songs in one and proves that the joke, really is, on you.

Amber Heard - Montreal

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Corey Feldman - The Joke

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This week, Red and Teresa go through some Pop Music!!

Can a show-tunesy sexual allegation song beat an overly positive song with some Jamaican flair?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Red's not impressed and Teresa feels uncomfortable..

Drake Bell - I Kinda Relate

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Vitamin C - Smile

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This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Delvin Cox from The Delvin Cox Experience to go through some diss tracks. Can a cheesy diss track from the middle school playground with choreographed dance moves beat a diss track that blames one dude for the entire struggle of the black community??? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

MC Hammer - Better Run Run

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Nick Cannon - The Invitation Cancelled

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This week, Red and Teresa are joined by Christian Bladt to go through some our favorite bands. For the record, Rammstein isn't Red's favorite band, but it is Teresa's and Kiss is Christian's favorite..(I feel like I said "favorite band" too many times)

Can an already obnoxious song put to English, beat a creepy, weird, chest hairy song about love letter nudies? YOU be the JUDGE!!!

Rammstein - Du Hast (English Version)

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Kiss - Let's Put the X In Sex

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This week, Red and Teresa go thru some "Non-Rapper Rap." You know, Rap Music from a band or artist who doesn't normally rap, like Third Eye Blind or Actor Crispin Glover. Can a moderate rock band "rap song" about nuclear war(?) with a trap beat be worse than hearing a nerdy actor rap about masturbation? YOU be the JUDGE!!!!

Third Eye Blind - 2x Tigers

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Crispin Glover - Auto Manipulator

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