Brendan is unable to do in person thanks to his illness, so Chipperson adapts. Brendan admits his foot fetish, Chrissie Mayr shows off her tootsies and Chip gives a sexy foot Ted Talk. Chrissie also shows off her pets. Chip tells everyone where Lamar made his mother stuff a bath bomb. Chip's St Bernard would scoot and give Chip worms on his gums. And finally, the story of Mr. Fast Shoes is told.