You thought Mr. Ohh! had a skewed view of things. But for a real Sideways View you need to check out Television. Laugh as I explain.

Stupid folks are all over. Most times they don't even realize they're being dumb. That's when you must step up and help them along the correct path, or not. Laugh at this time I did it.

Like all great heroes the song of Mr. Ohh! must be sung. It is a tale of great hardship and woe, but you're encouraged to laugh anyway.

All over the news, folks are talking about targeted ads and content. "AI is taking over" The people shout. Frankly, I haven't seen it. Laugh with me as I look into how stupid artificial intelligence (?) really is.

Cell Carriers are going crazy with their offers and deals. The thing is you never are qualified.  Laugh with me as I tell my tale of woe.

Everyplace I go has some sort of loyalty program. Since they're all different, it's hard to tell which is better unless you join them all. Laugh with me as I ponder the problem.

Looking backward I have done things I shouldn't have done, but I'm not alone. Laugh as I tell stories, where Panicking would've been a much better solution

Things happen, I just wish they didn't happen to me all the time. Either way they always bring choices. Laugh as I explain why I so wish they didn't.

I don't mean to be judgmental, but we all have been getting a bit soft in the heads. We need to buff up our thinking. Laugh with me as I tell you all how.

Communication is important. Sadly, there are hundreds of languages which make this difficult. Sometimes two or three in the same house. Laugh with me as I try to understand my own children.