It's 2023. That's not a typo. Hi there, long-suffering listeners. We'll call this episode 1.

Four (or so) topics each from Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish, with promises to record every Saturday:

Jim Gaffigan

Midget junk

How Comedy shows make LSF happy

When did trimming become waxing?

Should we get a boat? (Ways of the Sea)

The band or the ballet?

Sam the Deli Man, charging your bum hole, man purses and more.

Episode 8, featuring

Toenail clipping

Slo Gravy

and more. Still here ... 

Episode 7, featuring:

Head update

Big money

Sniffing

Forgetting

Driving

Gorilla

Dirty movies with mom

Mall “service”

Gettin’ old

Rollin’

Lady Sunfish

Bedroom door

‘Mesters

Turntable plans (sniff)

Oprah don’t care

Vegas goodbye.

Episode 6, featuring:

Four o’clock

Mr. Freedom Fish question

COVID shot

Four Roses (being consumed)

Cuomo talkin’ dirty

Tiny mouth

Kohl’s

Monkey man

Poll: LSF or MSA, who’s funnier?

Corned beef x 2

Back to work

Interrupting shark

Shave the cat?

Camping stories: Pickles

Chili comin’ up

Camping stories: Awning, Tornado, Backin’ in, Fire tips

Darts

What’s up with The Kid? Huh??

-end-

Episode 5, featuring:

Sunday

Six more months!

Big Birthday

Making friends in the bathroom

Making gay friends in general

The excuse for everything

The dream

Gland update

Readers

12 beers

Dr.’s visit (repeat?)

HBD LSF!

(with special guest Lady Angelfish)

Tiny potatoes

Drip drop (this part is when LSF was bumping her foot on the table)

Butthole deodorant

Ed

Grocery shopping adventures

Donuts

Childhood recipes (still bumping the table, pouring drinks)

Pennsylvania high school

MSA navigation

Freedom fish and Electric eel

Siblings

Growin’ up poor (orn?).

Episode 2, featuring: 

The linen closet

MSA in bad shape (Dr. Crow)

Teen trout

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Renaming the show?

Why no Taco Tuesday?

Self checkout

Freedom links

Grass allergies/Snow Joe

She’s the queen

Facebook ads

Raw dog audio (that’s the furnace)

Windex (what will happen?)

Drunk plans

Impeachment Bowl 2

Two masks?

The Machine Shop.

A pretty fantastic show if you don't count the audio quality or the sound of MSA rubbing his feet together. 

Enjoy. Both of you.