This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we hop in the way back machine to visit an opening day attraction from the days of yore to take a ride on the wild side. This is one of the strangest rides to ever grace the dis universe. That’s right, get your license and registrations ready for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride week! The ride that tells all little Mickeys and Minnies, that if they live a life of freedom on the open road, they might end up getting hit by a train and spend the hereafter surrounded by demons in the warm place. So, will our friend Toady have us hopping to the top of the dark ride list or will it close under protest to make way for a honey smuggling bear with a bothersome attitude? There’s only one way to find out!