This week Riot & Laura discuss: mic’d up Sid learns about all the places they show him on television, Valentines day advice from Jamie Benn & Tyler Seguin, who doesn’t know that cheese is not a topping – players apparently, the Islanders fans hurt Tavares’ one feeling and the Leafs fans made it better, the best and worst nicknames brought to you by the Unfuckable Snowman and your asks!

This week on WESTIMATED, Kate and Kyra discuss the Stars trades and where the Stars are at, what the Senators have left for their fans, who loves making glitter slime, more Skip the Dishes commercials, which team got the better looking Tkachuk, the fine line between a horse girl and a dolphin girl, Aqua Man’s choice of NHL team, Connor McDavid’s suspension and how the Oilers are surviving, and hockey players not even realizing that sexism and homophobia are linked together.

This week Laura is joined by friend of the pod Mike to discuss: if Rutherford thinks Pens fans are mean to Jack Johnson just wait till he hears what we think about him, we conclude that if you stand around hockey long enough you will eventually be made a coach or GM, Caps upgrade hotness with Hagelin, Marleau's interview with Marner gave us every single feel, listener wants to know if seats during warmup are first come first serve & McJesus struck down but will rise again in 2 games.

Happy Family day Westimated Fam! Join Kate and Kyra this long weekend as they discuss Mitch Marner’s age appropriate Valentine’s Day date, the Oiler’s trading Cam Talbot, eatin’ ass, getting back their mojo, the Avs charity baskets and fashion show, Don Cherry being an old mean no-fun bitch, and what teams are earning points for what Hogwarts house.

This week we discuss: We almost approve the Pens fashion choices, Malkin did a bad bad thing (and he didn’t even do it well!), the Canes new celly is a home run, the Dallas Stars deserve better than ownership’s “we’re open to anything” bullshit, we want Seth Jones to cook us dinner and finally a listener's question about sorting players in Hogwarts Houses break Riot & then the results of Riot's enormous excel point system break Laura.

Kate and Kyra snack on cheetos this week while covering the news including Matt Duchene’s singing chops, the some of the league’s You Can Play efforts, Oliver Kylington’s insane family story, Auston Matthew’s big bucks, the Ducks' abysmal record and firing their head coach, Mark Sheifele being a really good guy, what’s going on in Nashville and YOUR ASKS.

This week Riot and Laura discuss our new English Hockey league fav Samwise Jackson the Haringey Huskies Hobbit, Auston Matthews is going to be able to afford A LOT of leopard print headbands, Laura finds her Jack Johnson hill to die on (turns out the hill is in Philly), the curse of the Grande haunts the Florida Panthers and LOTS of Carter Hart.

Huddle up for warmth this week with the WESTimated crew as they discuss the latest findings in the Humboldt crash case, what’s going on with Austin Watson, the Winnipeg Jets getting familiar with each other, Big Rig’s Dallas home coming, making a skill team and a hottie team of our choosing, being unable to understand state abbreviations, appreciating your love of our shit talk, and of course digging into Gabe’s Hot Balls.

This week Laura is joined by new friend of the pod Aliza who fills us in on why Torts may not be as bad as we think he is while confirming that Jack Johnson is exactly as bad as we think he is. We also talk Pens trades, that the Jet's Adam Lowry can't taste the difference between a yam and a tomato and your Asks!!

Join Kate and Kyra for this week’s Ms UnderWESTimated recapping the firing of Chiarelli, Mike Fisher’s new baby, the All Star game including an impassioned essay by Kyra about why sh*tting your pants is an okay reason to stay home from work, Erik Karlsson’s level of salt, Patrick Kane’s retired hair line, Jagger Burns being cute AF, the women’s hockey players kicking ass without getting paid, PK’s awful all star after show, Lemons Vs Limes for winter classic 2020, who they'd ideally like to interview and recs on winterboots. IT’S A FULL EPISODE KIDS.