Essex’s leading boy-men discuss falling off roofs, the result of Rob’s task of the week, caught short on a train and a brown Christmas.

Learn about tripling, a messy business on Barnet High Street, Kirk Douglas at the gym and NEW! Rob’s task of the week.

Tripling - coming to a bedroom near you, a jaw-dropping story of infidelity, Kirk Douglas at the gym, Rob’s first task of the week!

The three twits discuss Rob’s weekend of falling over, a dirty gift from an asylum, the digger-dum-dugger, how much a soul weighs, anal bleaching and how to be drunk at a theme park.

Do animals get MS, Vanessa Feltz sausages, Spud-u-liked, eating gravel, chocking on bagels, alien anal probes.

This episode Rob tells of his MS diagnosis, the Turkish barber, oblong vs rectangle, relaxing crucification and the size of Peter Jones head.