Chapter 4 of "For the Love of a Woman" by Vinelle and The Carnivorous Muffin, based on the works of Stephanie Meyer. 

Chapter 3 of "For the Love of a Woman" by Vinelle and the Carnivorous Muffin, based on the works of Stephanie Meyer. Edward and Jacob lay a battle plan featuring makeovers, enticement, and children.

Chapter 2 of "For the Love of a Woman" by Vinelle and the Carnivorous Muffin, based on the works of Stephanie Meyer. Edward and Jacob hold an intervention about Bella's ice cream habits and enact the homosexual fallback plan.

Listener discretion is adviced on this one, as the fic contains profanity, homophobia, misogyny, racism, stalking, sexual harassment, underage sexual situations, sex scenes, implied suicide, gaslighting, and probably other things we're forgetting. The whole awful shebang.

This fic is a comedy, but it is a comedy for people with strong stomachs.

You have been warned.