It's 2024, Theophiloi, and a new year means new friends for your humble sons of thunder! This time, we're chatting to Dr. Justin Sledge about Biblical esoterica and Qabalah, and you know what that means: we finally find out if Promethea or Persona 5 is a more accurate depiction of real-world theology. It turns out Sephiroth ain't just a dude with a big sword and some deep-rooted issues with his mom. Who knew? (Justin did. That's why he's here.)

Find out more about Justin and his work at https://www.youtube.com/esotericachannel

Topics of Discussion: A Froggy Fresh Christmas; New Bible Drop; Forbidden coneys; the 36th Chamber of Qabalah; The messiah's hype man; Sixty pages on three words; The art of harmonisation; Pugilists of faith; Schrodinger's Gnosticism; Running for the deep, mystical border; God's Hulk (complimentary); The hedge against cultural imperialism; The Twelve (derogatory).

Hymnal: "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel

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