Multiple Nerdgasm

I apologise for my atrocious audio again this week. I solemnly swear that I will never travel without a microphone again.

The Flash bombed

Ezra was unfairly targeted

Orson Welles made a comedy

Russell Crowe is not in Gladiator 2, stop asking him about it

Robert England is forgetful

Topics discussed

• Silo (Apple TV+) discussion continued
• Jack Reacher (2012 film) recommendation
• Mission Impossible franchise and Tom Cruise's stunts
• Ukraine war and Russian game developers tangent
• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom deep rewatch
• Soderbergh's black and white Raiders re-edit
• Hot Fuzz and Edgar Wright's direction praised
• Mitchell and Webb / Dan Aykroyd blackface controversies
• Space Quest and Sierra adventure game nostalgia
• Millennial-style video game writing complaint
• Orson Welles' unaired sitcom and Heat Vision and Jack pilot
• The Flash box office flop and Ezra Miller controversy update
• Superhero movie philosophy debate (Snyder vs Feige)
• Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny early reviews
• Robert Englund open to recasting Freddy Krueger
• Slasher villain backstory trend critique
• Russell Crowe not in Gladiator 2
• Twitter's Threads launch

We’re all back and Luke’s been a good boy. Also this week you can SEE us if you want to for some reason. We’ll be uploading the video to YouTube to see if that’s something people would wanna look at.

Doc Antle convicted

Hollywood is screwed

The Batpod mystery could be solved

Topics discussed

• Power Wash Simulator SpongeBob DLC
• Matt's COVID recap
• Doc Antle (Tiger King) convicted
• Hans Zimmer and Christopher Nolan composer talk
• Oppenheimer buzz and IMAX push
• John Landis criticizes streaming and movie theaters
• Movie stars debate (Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson)
• Barbie movie marketing frenzy
• Terminator rewatch and Michael Biehn's performance
• Rambo franchise retrospective
• Indiana Jones trilogy rewatch (Raiders, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade)
• Kingdom of the Crystal Skull rewatch reconsidered
• Silo (Apple TV+) recommendation
• Ascension miniseries mention
• Raised by Wolves season 2 cancellation
• Deadloch (Australian black comedy) recommendation
• Black Mirror season 6 review
• Stranger Things season 5 casts Linda Hamilton
• Writers strike production slowdown
• Dinosaur and statue size comparison YouTube videos
• Batpod auction and Batmobile debate follow-up

Matt was sick this week so he doesn’t know what to write here! Hopefully Luke and Dan can keep us all entertained.

Harrison Ford in ETBible banned

Release the Schumacher Cut

The Flash in the pan

Ezra silenced

Spider-banned

Topics discussed

• Titanic submersible implosion and billionaire backlash
• Elon Musk challenges Zuckerberg to a fight
• Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny early reviews
• Shia LaBeouf reputation debate
• Craven the Hunter trailer and Aaron Taylor-Johnson Bond buzz
• James Bond tone and casting discussion
• Reddit subreddits go NSFW in ad-policy protest
• The Flash mixed reviews and Ezra Miller controversy backlash
• Tom Cruise's extreme Mission Impossible stunts
• Schumacher cut of Batman Forever fan campaign
• Kevin Smith on a possible Affleck Batman return
• DC multiverse timeline confusion
• Marvel criticized for over-interlinking films
• Tom Holland and Zendaya's Challengers scene discourse
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse banned in UAE
• Bible banned from a school over sexual content
• Harrison Ford's deleted E.T. cameo scene
• Generational nostalgia and original Star Wars trilogy viewing

Now the AIs are stealing our ideas. Is nothing sacred?

New Beatles album incoming

Ted Kaczynski

Treat Williams

Cormac Mc

Carthy

Tarantino likes animals?

Del Toro doesn’t like Hollywood?

The Flash director will do Batman next

Star Wars: Outlaws

Andor wouldn’t be green lit today

Topics discussed

• NFTs fading as AI dominates tech news
• AI-generated new Beatles album
• Gojira and metal concert talk
• Geek of the Week: Ted Kaczynski death
• Astrud Gilberto death and elevator music tangent
• Geek of the Week: Treat Williams motorcycle death
• Geek of the Week: Cormac McCarthy death
• Adventures with Purpose YouTube host's rape charges
• Japan redefines legal definition of rape and consent age
• Car restoration and barn-find YouTube channels
• The Flash movie release and VFX criticism
• James Gunn to direct next Batman film
• Warner Bros courts Christopher Nolan for Batman
• Guillermo del Toro's rejected pitches
• Tarantino's confusing stance on animal violence in film
• Andor showrunner says show wouldn't be greenlit today
• Star Wars Outlaws reveal and backlash over female lead
• Quantic Dream's Eclipse release prediction
• Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty expansion excitement

Strap on your headset, pop in your earphones and prepare for a quiet evening in with Dan and Matt. Luke isn’t here this week so he can’t stop us.

Apple Vision Pro

Cyberjunk

Reddit kills third party appsiOS will block your dick pics

Netflix makes gains

Diablo 4

Topics discussed

• Apple WWDC: M2 Mac Pro and MacBook Air
• iOS 17 sensitive image blurring feature
• Apple Vision Pro headset reveal
• Tesla Cybertruck delays and leaks
• Reddit API pricing dispute shuts down Apollo app
• Graham Hancock ancient civilization debunking
• Netflix password sharing crackdown results
• Streaming app UX complaints (Netflix, Disney+, iView)
• Stephen King's The Shining book vs movie
• Stephen King's other novels and adaptations
• Diablo 4 impressions

You’ve got all three of us this week! Lucky you.

Chat GPT is not a lawyer?

Deckard is a replicant?

Ezra Miller is too good?

Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein

Topics discussed

• Xbox achievement hunting & current games
• Assassin's Creed Origins vs Odyssey
• Ancient Aliens pyramid conspiracy theories
• Cleopatra race controversy
• Taj Mahal history
• PlayStation Portal handheld reveal
• Stranger Things VR game for Meta Quest
• ChatGPT's fake legal citations
• AI and the Hollywood writers' strike
• Ed Sheeran Marvin Gaye lawsuit
• Evil Dead Rise review
• Listener feedback: Bushcraft Camping channel
• Harrison Ford on Blade Runner's replicant debate
• Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny de-aging
• Open-world Indiana Jones game
• Disco Elysium studio lawsuit explainer
• Ezra Miller controversy & The Flash
• Frankenstein's Monster's Monster (Netflix)
• Netflix and Prime Video password-sharing crackdown

Most of us are back! And we’ve got lots to chat about, join us! JOIN US!!!

Twitter is at it again

And again

Max credit

Logic and Final Cut on iPad

Zelda Pr0n

Playstation announces some Xbox games

Xbox declares war on Luke

Beetlejuice 2 is happening and it sounds great

Willow is going away

Hulu is being smushed

Nat would come back

Pedro ain’t in there

Topics discussed

• Agenda 2030 conspiracy theory tangent
• PlayStation Showcase reveals and Xbox's cheeky response
• Xbox tightens achievement and gamerscore rules
• Assassins Creed Origins/Mirage impressions
• Alan Wake 2 and Control
• Metal Gear Solid 3 remake announced
• Bungie's Marathon reboot
• Other PlayStation Showcase games roundup
• Tears of the Kingdom release and Zelda porn search spike
• Twitter bugs restoring deleted tweets
• Twitter to reassign dormant accounts
• Willow cancelled and Hulu merges into Disney+
• HBO Max rebrands to Max and credits controversy
• Logic Pro and Final Cut Pro launch on iPad
• Natalie Portman open to more Star Wars
• Pedro Pascal confirms stunt double in Mandalorian suit
• Beetlejuice 2 cast announced
• The Flash PR comment about Ezra Miller controversy

I wasn’t there this week and don’t have a fancy clever description in mind so you’re stuck with this. Love you!

Wood Milk

UFTay

It’sa Mario

Topics discussed

• Star Wars Jedi games (Fallen Order & Survivor) review
• Cal Kestis actor (Cameron Monaghan) anecdote
• Missing co-host & beard-growing banter
• Bluey "Exercise" episode backlash discussion
• Aubrey Plaza "Wood Milk" ad controversy
• Milk advertising legal restrictions anecdote (Vietnam)
• Taylor Swift concert lights mistaken for UFOs
• Celebrity look-alike sex doll controversy
• War Games & 1980s Cold War kids' movies retrospective
• Cloak and Dagger (1984) recommendation
• Rocky franchise retrospective
• Sylvester Stallone's "Italian Stallion" origin story
• The Super Mario Bros. Movie & Chris Pratt anecdote
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 PG-13 complaints
• 1980s R-rated "kids" movies nostalgia
• HMV/Sanity music store closures nostalgia
• Post-scarcity/universal basic income tangent
• Workplace "no occult imagery" style-guide anecdote

We have a new ruler! Will Matt have to choose between him and Biden?

Coronation penis party

Alec Baldwin commissions a doco

Writers are striking

Stuff is on hold

Pornhub blocks itself

Man opens a drug store. Is arrested.

Principle shows penis

Da

Vinci draws penis

Disney sues Desantis

Dooooon Toooooo

Gran Turismo

Topics discussed

• King Charles coronation dick mowed into lawn
• Alec Baldwin commissions Rust documentary
• Hunting original Star Wars trilogy VHS tapes
• Writers Guild strike overview
• Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and The Social Network
• Dune Part Two trailer VFX debate
• TV shows delayed by WGA strike
• Asteroid City R rating nudity controversy
• Florida principal fired over Michelangelo's David lesson
• Leonardo da Vinci's satirical nude drawing
• Disney sues Florida governor DeSantis
• Utah porn age-verification law blocks PornHub
• Vancouver man arrested for open-air drug stand
• Miami Vice vs Magnum PI retro TV talk
• Jury Duty (Amazon show) recommendation
• Knight Rider retro TV talk
• Gran Turismo movie announcement

This episode was not generated by AI. You can tell because our fingers are all different lengths.

Twitter is doing stuff again

Severance Season Two delayed?

AI filters for your webcam

People are buying AI nudes

Editor fired over Schumacher “interview”Cliffy BThe C64x Ultimate

Topics discussed

• Twitter blue check chaos and celebrity impersonation
• Jack Dorsey launches Bluesky
• Staged TV show review
• Always Sunny season 16 announced
• Mythic Quest season 3 review
• Jury Duty (Amazon show) review
• Severance season 2 delay rumors
• AI-generated fake nudes and OnlyFans scams
• AI beauty filters for webcams
• Michael Schumacher AI interview editor fired
• Commodore 64 collecting and soldering
• C64X Ultimate PC
• Xbox achievements leaderboard ranking
• Ken Williams Sierra memoir
• Cliff Bleszinski memoir
• Resident Evil 2 remake review
• Valheim on Xbox Game Pass