Tom Hardy plays Luke in this Christopher Nolan adaptation of the podcast. You decide what the ending will be.Links:Cybertruck delayed Mad Max: Fury Road cars up for auction Alan Wake remake The Matrix Trailer Dune sequel "highly likely" Christopher Nolan working an Oppenheimer movie Star Wars KOTR remake Shang-Chi star used to be a stock photo model

We were young once but we were never cool. Don't let our kids know.Links:Nevermind about the album coverSpiderman: No Way HomeRocketeer SequelHail ABC NewsChina limits gaming

Dan’s back and so is Only Fans. Coincidence?Only Fans will allow the good stuff againNicholas Brendan arrested. Again.Nathan McFillionFace

Like sand through the hourglass, so are the episodes of our podcast. Actually, let's not bring up the concept of "time" as we aren't sure Luke fully understands it.Links:OnlyFans cuts ties with their main source of incomeDenis Villeneuve confirms Luke's predictions Quake enhanced re-release Skyrim anniversary editionCyberpunk patch releasedGeek of the Week: Trevor MooreGeek of the Week: Sean Lock

Turn down the volume on Gina Carano and turn up the volume on our latest episode. Dan is off taking care of a baby and Luke is a sensual worker in a new lockdown.Links:Hellblade is now Series X & S enhanced Farcry 3: Blood Dragon The Cybercamper Disney and ScarJo on the outs Marvel writers get cut a check and a pat on the back for creating characters Gina Carano got a new job Alex Proyas is working on a Dark City show

Rub some buttered popcorn in your beard and settle in for another episode of Multiple Nerdgasm. The general plot is the same but the details are different every week, it’s all about the characters!Matt Stone and Trey Parker close deal to produce 14 South Park Movies. Yes. 14.Disney says Scarlet is reading her contract wrongJames Gunn has a vague opinion about itAnd a stronger opinion about Martin ScorseseAmber Heard: Not firedStar Wars resort pricing is hereLightsabers are also here

Are we middle aged? In this episode we talk about retirement, life insurance and how Star Wars used to be good.Links:Jodie Whittaker leaving Doctor WhoGeek of the Week: Joey JordisonThe Suicide Squad is...good?ScarJo suing DisneyEmma Stone suing DisneyGerard Butler suing Dis... Millennium Films

As it turns out we are old men who still play video games. Is there some kind of $20,000 buyback scheme for us?Links:Snake Eyes rolls snake eyes Tom Hanks' caravan for saleDorito buys back Dorito James Gunn thinks superhero movies got boringand talks about his firing/rehiring

Luke can now get Xbox achievements wherever he is, which is great because he won't be having any kissy fights in his cardboard bed.Links:Olympics beds don't support sexSteam announced the Steam DeckBlack Widow online release angers theatre ownersAlligator Loki Spin-offLoki season 2Don Cheadle nominated for cameoSuper Mario 64 auctioned for more than it's worth...and collectors don't know why

You guys know Melissa? We're gonna miss her. Besides her abandonment, this episode is the most dreadful thing to happen to Australia and would certainly be an embarrassment to Stephen Dorff if he knew who we were.Links:Audacity is probably not spyware We watched Black Widow But Stephen Dorff won't! Assassin's Creed: the new Fortnite Indy in space Witcher 3 getting an upgrade Season 2 of the tv show coming in December Nintendo Switch has a new OLED model