Multiple Nerdgasm

Nobody’s fooled, Obi-Wan. And put that lightsaber in a brown paper bag or something before someone sees it.

Johnny wins Ezra Miller is sticking around The Delorean is back, soon.

Topics discussed

• Johnny Depp wins Amber Heard trial
• Amber Heard's reduced Aquaman 2 role
• Ezra Miller stays in The Flash
• Obi-Wan Kenobi episodes 1-3 review
• Stranger Things Season 4 Volume 1 review
• The Staircase HBO Max drama review
• Obi-Wan Kenobi editing critique
• Ricky Gervais SuperNature trans jokes controversy
• Moses Ingram online bullying & Ewan McGregor response
• Motorcycle safety & consciousness tangent
• Top Gun: Maverick review
• Singapore's mandatory military service
• New DeLorean EV reveal

This episode is almost as long as an episode of Stranger Things

No more canon No more recasting, maybe No more Rian, maybe No more Spacey, please No more Flash, also please

Topics discussed

• Andor trailer reveal
• Obi-Wan Kenobi series review
• X-Files rewatch & Area 51 trip
• Tom DeLonge's Monsters of California
• Keanu Reeves enthusiasm
• Kevin Spacey sexual assault charges
• Jimmy Savile documentary
• Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial
• Ezra Miller arrest details
• Sovereign citizens movement
• Uvalde shooting & gun control debate
• Star Wars: Skeleton Crew announcement
• Rian Johnson trilogy on hold
• Knives Out sequels
• Microsoft passing on Marvel games

Luke was right, unfortunately

Frank Langella speaks, against the advice of literally everybody Babylon 5 lives Naked, screaming woman arrested at Cannes She-Hulk Hayden has us worried about Obi-wan

Topics discussed

• Frank Langella op-ed / groping scandal follow-up
• Andy Dick sexual battery arrest
• Babylon 5 reboot news
• The Offer (Paramount+) Godfather-making series review
• Halo TV series finale discussion
• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness review
• Cannes naked protester incident
• Eternals review
• Zack Snyders Justice League HBO Max re-release rumor
• A Quiet Place Part II review
• Dead Man on Campus 90s rewatch
• Hackers (1995) rewatch
• She-Hulk trailer reaction
• Obi-Wan Kenobi anticipation & prequel trilogy debate

Luke’s left sweet, sweet gamer score on the table like a fool, now he’s paying the price.

No more Windows Phone achievements Bethesda delays Phil hears you Elon will let Trump back on Twitter If he actually buys it Oscar bots? RIP Fred Ward RIP iPod No more Drax for Bautista Avatar 2Spinal Tap 2 (3?) Christopher Walken is the Emperor Rust Valley Alan Wake on TV?

Topics discussed

• Windows Phone Xbox achievements shutting down
• Starfield & Redfall delayed
• Zack Snyder Oscar fan-favorite bot controversy
• Dave Chappelle attacker follow-up
• Elon Musk on reinstating Trump on Twitter
• Twitter bot-count dispute stalls Musk deal
• iPod discontinued
• Fred Ward obituary
• Dave Bautista done playing Drax
• Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special & Vol. 3
• Avatar 2 trailer reaction
• Spinal Tap 2 sequel announced
• Rust Valley Restorers recommendation
• Alan Wake AMC TV series
• Halo TV series discussion
• Dune Part Two: Christopher Walken cast as Emperor

Dan’s being very quiet this week.

PAX East enforcer contracts COVID at PAX and dies Xbox Live was very very down Blade Runner RPG No more Moon Knight? Obiwan trailer Netflix not doing great?

Topics discussed

• PAX East enforcer COVID death
• Xbox Live outage
• Quantum Break game mention
• Tiny Tinas Wonderlands DLC & Borderlands leveling changes
• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness anticipation
• Avatar 2 anticipation & 3D/4D cinema nostalgia
• Moon Knight finale discussion
• Obi-Wan Kenobi trailer reaction
• Mandalorian/Book of Boba Fett critique tangent
• Blade Runner tabletop RPG Kickstarter
• Netflix cancellations & subscriber panic
• Streaming service costs comparison (US vs Australia)
• Cable company customer retention rant
• Star Trek: Strange New Worlds anticipation
• Star Trek Picard season 2 & Datas robot body plot hole

And Robin Rises

The Robotech is still coming Doctor Strange banned in Saudi Arabia due to gay themes Spider-man has homophobic joke removed in Britain The Batmen The WB is sorry Mario is running (and jumping) late “My shitty accent was Spielberg’s fault” says Sam Neill

Topics discussed

• Keyboard/monitor tech mishaps
• Robotech movie gets a new director
• Amber Heard/Johnny Depp defamation trial
• Will Smith's Oscars slap fallout
• The Batman review
• The Dark Knight rewatch comparison
• DC's future & Heard's Aquaman 2 casting fallout
• Turbulent cross-country flight story
• Super Mario Bros movie delayed
• Chris Pratt's mystery Mario accent
• Doctor Strange banned in Saudi Arabia
• Spider-Man homophobic joke removed in UK
• 1993 Super Mario Bros movie nostalgia
• Val Kilmer documentary recommendation
• Top Gun: Maverick buzz
• Jurassic World franchise recap
• Sam Neill's Jurassic Park accent story
• In the Mouth of Madness tangent
• South Sydney Rabbitohs NRL game in America
• Blood bin & sin bin rugby/hockey rules
• Baseball & Red Sox curse tangent
• Hairdresser conspiracy theorist story

The title refers to a historical figure but you’ll have to listen to learn who it is!

Ezra Miller arrested. Again Alex Jones files for bankruptcy

Topics discussed

• Esports as a school sport tangent
• Alex Jones/Sandy Hook conspiracy & Infowars bankruptcy
• Flat Earth/David Icke conspiracy tangent
• Seth Green pizzagate prank suicide story
• Bill Murray inappropriate-behavior investigation
• Ezra Millers second arrest (assault)
• Fantastic Beasts censorship/casting tangent
• Florida Dont Say Gay law & Disney tax dispute
• PAX diversity lounge & Trans Lifeline
• Grant Morrison & Eddie Izzard coming out as transgender
• Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard civil trial
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch (The Body)
• Moon Knight discussion & language controversy
• PAX East recap: Gearbox panel & Tiny Tinas Wonderlands
• Chernobylite developer interview & Ukraine charity donation
• Super Marxist Brothers fan game & Commander Keen origin story
• Tennessee homelessness bill & senators Hitler comment

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Elon likes tweets JK Rowling, cancelled? Molly Shannon harassed by Gary Coleman Frank Langella fired from Usher NFTs - scam?

Topics discussed

• "Shelfing" & painkillers banter
• The Late Show (Aussie sketch show) nostalgia
• Eurovision & Olympic amateur-athlete rules
• X-Files season 4 rewatch
• Providence & Singapore architecture tangent
• Elon Musk's Twitter takeover bid
• JK Rowling "cancelled" controversy
• Molly Shannon harassed by Gary Coleman
• Frank Langella fired from Fall of the House of Usher
• NFT bubble burst
• Sesame Street & Elmo tangent
• Subnautica sequel job posting
• Amiga A500 Mini emulator nostalgia
• Batman: The Movie (1989, Amiga) retro gaming
• Chinatown Detective Agency game recommendation

We were so chatty this week we barely even touched our delicious spreadsheet!

Monkeys Islands Sebastian Vettel drives fast Dark Star Art

Topics discussed

• Coke Bite gamer energy drink & soda banter
• F1 racing discussion
• Sebastian Vettel Ferrari track video
• Neighborhood flooding & rat colony story
• Stalker 2 mishap & Chernobylite (Ukraine-adjacent)
• Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga review
• No Mans Sky major update impressions
• Subnautica time-sink discussion
• Sierra games nostalgia: Police Quest, Kings Quest, Soft Porn Adventure
• id Software/John Romero Ion Storm history & Doom legacy
• Amiga 500 Mini & retro console nostalgia
• Kickstarter backings & Space Taxi 2101 ID bit
• Pi-hole/RetroArch & ROM legality discussion
• Fan game projects & cease-and-desist timing
• Bootleg Lego discussion
• Return to Monkey Island announcement
• Writers ignoring fan-submitted story ideas
• Star Trek DS9/Babylon 5 controversy & Voyager tangent

You know at least one thing that we’re going to talk about this week, but there are other topics so don’t write us off yet if you’re sick of hearing about the slap.

The Slap The Flash Bruno

Topics discussed

• The Oscars slap: Will Smith vs Chris Rock
• Willow Smith photo & Will Smiths own past joke
• Scientology slap-training rumor
• Chris Rocks acting career (Fargo, Spiral)
• Will Smiths extreme weight-loss documentary
• Ezra Millers Hawaii arrest & restraining order
• Celebrity houseguest hypothetical tangent
• Battlestar Galactica reboot release format
• Elliot Page/Umbrella Academy trans storyline
• Spielberg tells Michael Bay to stop making Transformers
• Bruce Willis retires due to aphasia diagnosis
• Razzie Awards rescind Bruce Willis nominations
• Academy Awards legitimacy & nomination cynicism