Luke's got a house (and a webcam), Dan's got a new favourite TV show and Matt's got a disturbing story from his past that he maybe made up.Guy who replaced Gareth Edwards is doing the Rogue One TV show Back to the Future "plot hole" explained Tom Nook is greedy beyond measure Bing removes big tits A little geek of the week for you

Did you receive a stimulus check and if so what did you blow it on? Write in and let us know [email protected] says whiskey is the real holy water Aussie denied refund for $10,000 worth of TP and sanitiser Malaysia has some advice for the ladies Stimulus checks are here Darryl Hannah's butt is Geek of the Week? Inventor of Game of Life dies

We hope you’re all keeping safe out there! Here’s your weekly dose of nerd news to keep you company, we can’t be with you physically but we can talk at you digitally!China bans Animal Crossing Rob Lowe to play Joe Exotic More people have watched Tiger King than Stranger Things 2 Geek of the week, Tim Brooke Taylor Also Geek of the week, Honor Blackman Not Geek of the week, Linda Tripp Amber Heard facing three years in prison The Butthole Cut returns With a trailer The next Mars Rover will be a helicopter

We somehow managed to end up with a full episode despite Matt's best efforts to sabotage things.Amber Heard fired from Aquaman 2? The Tiger King will return Carole's husband will not Louie C.K. is back Puma made some Hitler shoes Disney has adjusted Lilo & Stitch for your safety Werner Herzog has never thought a dog was cute

We've been playing a lot of video games and watching a lot of stuff since we can't go outside anymore!Luke has been beaten to market yet again Johnny Depp is allowed to sue for defamation Borderlands has love crafted Michael Biehn joins Mando Disney closed indefinitely Thai king quarantines in style Bull fighters demand bail out We're almost out of condoms Naked man crashes class Ice skating rinks used as temp morgues No more comics Pigs gotta get fed

It's been a crazy few weeks but we definitely did attend PAX East and we want to tell you all about it!

We hope you're all doing well! This whole pandemic thing is a bit of pain, but we have it on good authority that the Pope has asked "someone" to sort it out.This is not social distancing Pornhub is free in Italy. The real Italy, not the other Italy. France fines the homeless for not staying "home" Canadians are stockpiling... weed Audience trapped at gross smelly music festival Porn stars come out on top Cats - The Butthole Cut You got the job. The hand job. During class. Stop it. Kenny Rogers has died

We recorded this weeks episode shortly before things got really weird but just as they were starting to get a bit weird.We hope you and yours are safe out there! Take care of each other, from a safe distance, and remember that we love you. Most of you.Disney closed E3 Cancelled Coronavirus Conference Cancelled XBox SEX delayed? Disney movies on hold Warner movies on hold Johnny Depp can't be stopped Why Johnny Depp is poor Alex Jones arrested Alex Jones ordered to stop selling fake Corona virus cure Weinstein gets 23 years

If you're listening from Australia then we hope you've got yourself a nice little stockpile of the white gold rolls. If you're overseas then get with the program - when the world ends you're still gonna have to poop.Corona virus cancels SXSWFlat-earther dies like he lived: not proving the Earth is flatEvil Dead 2 boardgame is finally on it's way Birds Of Nay Batmobile yay JJ Abrams made TOO good a Star Trek movie Mark Hamill ain't Vesemir, this guy is Clone Palpatine Another clone Palpatine New Star Wars game? Spielburg says nah to Indy 5

It's the Dan and Luke show this week and they've got an important message for everybody out there on the internet: Stop putting potatoes in your butt. Choose your own adventure sues Bandersnatch Only the goodies get to use iPhones There's no going back to the future Peace Island