How about that new fangled Fornite video game? That looks pretty nifty. Just kidding, we know nothing about Fortnite or dancing or Ninja or any of the things the kids are into these days. Tune in to hear more about how old and irrelevant we are.Twitch vs Mixer All these guys are real tough, ok It's IT, you clowns More Matrix? Who knows. Halo show? I'll watch it. Watch some young Star Wars actors in their screen tests. Do it. It's great.

Sad news this week as we farewell a science fiction icon, but also some happy news as Luke is touched by another! We also talk about Popeye this week - possibly a first for the show. So enjoy that.Kids don't know what a darkroom is Endgame finally defeats Avatar Rutger Hauer says "time to die" for real this time Baboon + candy + salt = water

It's San Diego Comic-con time so we've got a bunch of new stuff to discuss! Marvel are making infinity more movies, the Witcher has a trailer and we've even got some DC news.#releasethesnydercutMarvel will be making movies until we're all dead Edward Furlong is back as John Conner Scarlett Johansson can play who or whatever she likes Belle Delphine's Instagram pages have been shut down

Big thanks to everyone that's ever checked out our iSummon video on YouTube! This week we discuss that plus a new product coming soon to our store. If you have any suggestions for trash we can sell to make a bunch of money and retire please write in and let us know!Is your Gamer Girl bath water genuine? DNA test it to find out! Is your Switch too big? Luke may have been right about something againGo get them aliens! Sith Trooper revealed!

Are you our youngest listener? This group of grandpas is looking for someone to share their Werther's Originals with. Just please, don't send photos.Links:Ruin Johnson has another movie: Knives OutThe Witcher Netflix photos have been releasedPorn sites in Hong Kong shut down so more people will protestDave Bautista only wants to do good movies

If you're not busy watching Stranger Things season 3, tune into our latest podcast!Links:Create nudes of anyoneCreate a sex doll based on your dead loverGalaxy's Edge is not as busy as it should beKathleen Kennedy names her replacementRiz Ahmed missed Star Wars Celebration after being stopped by border security

Dan's off this week - probably on the search for new music for Luke to enjoy since ska died in the '90s. For additional content (the After Party), purchase a Loot Bo...uhh "Surprise Mechanic" and become a Mega Fan on Patreon!Links:Get your own R2 DroidDisney jacking up the price of tickets before Galaxy's Edge opensRed Sonya has a new directorNetflix cancels a show they never madeKFC to release new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich on July 1stMinecraft Story mode now $100 an episodeEA says lootboxes are "Surprise mechanics" and are ethicalAvengers Endgame returns to theaters

E3 was last week so we've got a lot of (Final) Fantasies to get through, including an old aspiration regarding astronauts.Links:Keanu Reeves in Cyperpunk 2077 Witcher 3 comes to Switch Bethesda finally issues Fallout pre-order canvas bagsBreath of the Wild 2The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance: TacticsE3 streamer banned for filming in bathroomGive us Iron Man!Parfum du Semen

It's E3 time again, which means we speculate on what we think game studios might announce and whether or not that pisses us off.Links:Now you can smell like an Xbox! Jedi Fallen Order gameplay from E3Google Stadia launch November and costs $9.99 a month The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a game you play for a decadeBaldur's Gate 3 announcedApple announced the world's most expensive monitor standThe original Ghostbusters cast are confirmed for the new sequel

Hold our bantha milk, we're Disneybounding. In this episode, we learned that we are the same age as Chris Pratt so that gives us six-packs, right?Links:The Dark Crystal: Resistance trailerAdults can't have fun (in costume) at Disney Galaxy's EdgeIndy dies when Harrison Ford diesGhostbusters HighPiles of dead horses in the Red Dead Redemption sequel