Multiple Nerdgasm

We somehow managed to end up with a full episode despite Matt’s best efforts to sabotage things.

Amber Heard fired from Aquaman 2? The Tiger King will return Carole’s husband will not Louie C.

K. is back Puma made some Hitler shoes Disney has adjusted Lilo & Stitch for your safety Werner Herzog has never thought a dog was cute

Topics discussed

• macOS Catalina drops 32-bit app support
• Two Point Hospital, Rusty Lake & Evil Dead 2 board game
• Amber Heard fired from Aquaman 2 rumor
• Zack Snyder Cut & DuckTales April Fools jokes
• The Invisible Man (2020) review
• Gladiator & Russell Crowe career discussion
• Tiger King discussion continues
• Picard, Silicon Valley & Always Sunny catch-up
• Louis C.K.'s surprise comedy special release
• Disney+ & Hulu subscription chat
• Disney edits Lilo & Stitch dryer scene for safety
• Spielberg's E.T. shotgun edit regret
• Retro kids TV nostalgia: Punky Brewster & Degrassi
• Werner Herzog says he's never found a dog cute
• Puma's Hitler-lookalike sneakers
• Rob McElhenney's Fight Club body & fan encounter story

We’ve been playing a lot of video games and watching a lot of stuff since we can’t go outside anymore!

Luke has been beaten to market yet again Johnny Depp is allowed to sue for defamation Borderlands has love crafted Michael Biehn joins Mando Disney closed indefinitely Thai king quarantines in style Bull fighters demand bail out We’re almost out of condoms Naked man crashes class Ice skating rinks used as temp morgues No more comics Pigs gotta get fed

Topics discussed

• Force Awakens & Rise of Skywalker back-to-back rewatch
• Another Baby Yoda toy beats Luke to market
• Old movie picks: War Dogs, Captain Ron & Three Amigos
• Retro PC hardware nostalgia
• Doom Eternal impressions
• Borderlands 3: Love Crafted DLC
• Divinity: Original Sin & old D&D CRPG nostalgia
• Johnny Depp allowed to sue Amber Heard for defamation
• Stephen King's The Outsider review
• Silicon Valley binge-watch
• Michael Biehn joins The Mandalorian season 2
• Olympics postponed & Disney parks close indefinitely
• Thai king self-isolates with a 20-woman harem
• Global condom shortage warning
• Toilet paper & food stockpiling myths
• Nevada pig farms hit by Las Vegas shutdown
• Spanish bullfighters demand a government bailout
• Italy turns ice rinks into temporary morgues
• Comic book industry shutdown (Diamond halts shipping)
• Naked man crashes Norway online school class
• Albert Uderzo (Asterix co-creator) dies; Geek of the Week

It’s been a crazy few weeks but we definitely did attend PAX East and we want to tell you all about it!

We hope you’re all doing well! This whole pandemic thing is a bit of pain, but we have it on good authority that the Pope has asked “someone” to sort it out.

This is not social distancing Pornhub is free in Italy. The real Italy, not the other Italy. France fines the homeless for not staying “home” Canadians are stockpiling… weed Audience trapped at gross smelly music festival Porn stars come out on top Cats - The Butthole Cut You got the job. The hand job. During class. Stop it. Kenny Rogers has died

Topics discussed

• Coronavirus renames pirate streaming 'Tortuga'
• Working from home tips & Pixar update
• Festival-goers trapped at Panama music festival
• Bangladesh prayer gathering & Bondi Beach shutdown
• Doom Eternal review
• Rent & loan payment freeze debate
• Canadians stockpiling weed during lockdown
• Toilet paper shortage errand story
• PornHub goes free in Italy
• OnlyFans, Patreon & adult content stats
• Penny Arcade's Dickwolves controversy retrospective
• France fines homeless for curfew violations
• Cats movie's leaked 'butthole cut'
• Hand job caught on tape during online lecture
• Kenny Rogers dies; Geek of the Week
• Reddit fan-made Rise of Skywalker comic
• Disney's inconsistent Star Wars quality control

We recorded this weeks episode shortly before things got really weird but just as they were starting to get a bit weird.

We hope you and yours are safe out there! Take care of each other, from a safe distance, and remember that we love you. Most of you.

Disney closed E3 Cancelled Coronavirus Conference Cancelled XBox SEX delayed? Disney movies on hold Warner movies on hold Johnny Depp can’t be stopped Why Johnny Depp is poor Alex Jones arrested Alex Jones ordered to stop selling fake Corona virus cure Weinstein gets 23 years

Topics discussed

• Coronavirus lockdown chaos & toilet paper panic
• Tom Hanks & wife diagnosed with coronavirus
• Blade Runner & Blade Runner 2049 rewatch
• Disneyland's Small World & Splash Mountain debate
• Rise of the Resistance ride lottery frustrations
• Coronavirus cancels schools, sports & film productions
• Johnny Depp rumored for Joker & his financial troubles
• Prince's eccentric spending (Kevin Smith story)
• Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years
• Alex Jones arrested & fake coronavirus cure order
• Coronavirus price gouging on hand sanitizer
• Anti-Asian racism amid coronavirus panic
• Cobra Kai review
• Silicon Valley vs Mythic Quest comparison
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia rewatch
• Henry Cavill improvising Geralt's dialogue in The Witcher
• Mythic Quest's Lou played by Chernobyl writer Craig Mazin

If you’re listening from Australia then we hope you’ve got yourself a nice little stockpile of the white gold rolls. If you’re overseas then get with the program - when the world ends you’re still gonna have to poop.

Corona virus cancels SXSWFlat-earther dies like he lived: not proving the Earth is flat

Evil Dead 2 boardgame is finally on it’s way Birds Of Nay Batmobile yay JJ Abrams made TOO good a Star Trek movie Mark Hamill ain’t Vesemir, this guy is Clone Palpatine Another clone Palpatine New Star Wars game? Spielburg says nah to Indy 5

Topics discussed

• Australian toilet paper stockpiling panic
• Mad Mike Hughes' fatal flat-earth rocket crash
• James Lipton Geek of the Week & Actors Studio questions
• PAX East: Bethesda Game Days & Doom Eternal
• Coronavirus cancels SXSW, GDC, E3 & No Time to Die
• PAX East recap: Acquisitions Inc, Borderlands 3 & FF7 Remake
• Evil Dead 2 board game finally shipping
• Birds of Prey becomes DC's lowest-grossing film
• Jared Leto's Joker & Blade Runner 2049's almost-Bowie casting
• The Batman: Batmobile revealed
• JJ Abrams' Star Trek, Discovery & Picard
• Mark Hamill misses out on Vesemir in The Witcher
• Rise of Skywalker novelization reveals Palpatine clone backstory
• New Star Wars game rumor: Project Maverick
• KOTOR remake rumor persists
• Spielberg exits Indiana Jones 5; James Mangold steps in

It’s the Dan and Luke show this week and they’ve got an important message for everybody out there on the internet: Stop putting potatoes in your butt. Choose your own adventure sues Bandersnatch Only the goodies get to use iPhones There’s no going back to the future Peace Island

Topics discussed

• Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge Disneyland trip report
• Coronavirus cruise ship criticism & Olympics concerns
• Peace Island: cat survival Kickstarter game
• Spamalot stage show experience
• Back to the Future musical & Bob Gale's no-reboot stance
• Clue remake & Christopher Lloyd's health
• Bandersnatch sued by Choose Your Own Adventure
• Copyright & music sampling lawsuits tangent
• Apple bans iPhones for movie villains
• Beef documentary anecdote & potato-in-anus warning
• Dean Koontz's 1981 book 'predicted' the Wuhan virus

This week Luke’s got some real talk for all you gents out there. Luke’s got even more competition The PAX pox just got serious Eli Roth to direct Borderlands movie Fred Durst presents…

Harrison Ford still doesn’t know and he still doesn’t care Bat stuff Westworld is real Quaden Bayles IS a child guys

Topics discussed

• Men peeing sitting down debate
• Coronavirus concerns hit PAX East exhibitors
• Stanley Kubrick's 2001 explanation & unmade Napoleon film
• Hasbro animatronic Baby Yoda & Mandalorian Trouble game
• Harrison Ford's Force ghost comments
• Eli Roth's Borderlands movie & Fred Durst's The Fanatic
• Birds of Prey review
• Oscars trivia: Avengers: Endgame's zero wins
• The Batman: Batsuit, Batcycle & cast reveals
• There Will Be Blood & No Country for Old Men revisit
• Horse Girl, The Night Clerk & Wes Craven research
• Locke & Key Netflix series review
• Red Dead Redemption 2 NPC murder glitch
• Quaden Bayles bullying video and scam controversy

This week we prove that evolution is dumb and the Earth is flat.

Judge orders Google to reveal the identity of a reviewer Australia can no longer deport Aboriginal people Corey Feldman will finally (maybe) reveal all Gerard Butler to carry the torch Crows evolve and then devolve again The Outer Worlds sold really well! … and is coming to Switch … but is delayed by Corona virus Bioware to redesign Anthem

Topics discussed

• Mythic Quest: A Dark, Quiet Death episode discussion
• Tarantino's Star Trek film reportedly off
• Australia bars deporting people with Aboriginal heritage
• Google ordered to reveal dentist reviewer's identity
• Crow evolution and devolution study
• Flat Earth debunking YouTube channels
• Corey Feldman's My Truth documentary
• Problematic rape scenes in 80s comedies
• Gerard Butler to carry Olympic torch for Sparta
• Grandfather's Olympic torch & Lenin's tomb stories
• BioWare redesigning Anthem
• Baldur's Gate 3, Stadia & GeForce Now game streaming
• Outer Worlds sells 2 million units, Switch port delayed by coronavirus
• Charity donation ethics & Kony 2012 tangent

The Academy Award for Best Podcast Host Who’s Joined An Acting Class And Also Had A Camera Inside Him goes to… Luke!

This week we discuss the Oscars and related films, some TV shows, some books and of course Luke’s recent “procedure"Man causes traffic jam with his little red wagon

Topics discussed

• Luke's urethral sounding procedure story
• Luke starts drama school
• Parasite wins Best Picture at the Oscars
• Joaquin Phoenix wins Best Actor for Joker
• Once Upon a Time in Hollywood & Brad Pitt's Oscar win
• Kirk Douglas dies; Kirk or Dalai Lama quote game
• Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash & The Big U
• Future Noir: The Making of Blade Runner
• Neuromancer & cyberpunk classics discussion
• Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet review
• Avenue Five mention
• American Gods season 2 & Sandman adaptation worries
• Google Maps traffic jam hack with a red wagon