Multiple Nerdgasm

Imagine if everyone had to pay an idiot tax every time they did something stupid.

Topics discussed

• The Witch (2015) review
• New Batman movie "crammed with villains"
• DC directors leaving (Flash, Aquaman, Justice League)
• Black Widow standalone film
• Interview with the Vampire remake
• Jared Leto cast as Lestat
• Wayne Static's death
• Man sues God in Israeli court
• Governor's Ball wristband idiots
• Distracted walking into traffic
• Snapchat speedometer car crashes

Luke finally follows through on something… right before he leaves us for Japan. We think he might be auditioning for an anime with his uniquely European appearance.

Topics discussed

• TrueAchievements one-year streak milestone
• Unfulfilled "pick Luke's games" challenge
• Japan trip itinerary announcement
• Snapchat Bob Marley filter blackface controversy
• Ghost in the Shell whitewashing controversy
• Jared Leto's Joker method acting stories
• Captain America: Civil War review
• Ant-Man reaction/critique
• Wolverine 3 casts Steve Merchant
• X-Men character opinions & Apocalypse trailer reaction
• Foxtel/Game of Thrones streaming rant
• Shia LaBeouf lookalike gets punched story
• Far Cry Primal wrap-up
• Windows phone purchase for Japan achievement hunting
• Tomb Raider casts Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft

Luke is off the menu, ladies and gentlemen. In this episode, we give out some listener advice for a strong and healthy marriage while still maintaining your gamerscore.

Topics discussed

• Luke's wedding recap
• Listener marriage advice
• "Wife Hacks" website tips
• Plague Inc. giveaway winners
• Listener shoutouts
• The Witch (2015) review
• Jumanji remake news
• Robert E. Lee Elementary renaming controversy
• Boaty McBoatface segment
• Prince death reaction & Kevin Smith anecdote
• Russia purchases military dolphins
• Luke's "abort code" bit
• Stan streaming service & Ash vs Evil Dead
• Game of Thrones spoiler frustration

Even been bitten by a snake? Neither have we. Ever been sent to a psychiatric hospital after starring in a Star Wars film? Neither have we. Ever had a life like sex doll of your deceased lover constructed for you? Neither have we. Ever thought Scarlet Johansson was Japanese? Neither have we. But we did talk about all this stuff, and more!

Topics discussed

• Pop singer Irma Bule bitten by snake, dies on stage
• Man recreates dead lover as sex doll
• Jake Lloyd moved to psychiatric facility
• Rogue One casting backlash discussion
• Ghost in the Shell whitewashing controversy
• Court of Common Sense: William Shatner paternity lawsuit
• World of Warcraft Nostalrius server shutdown
• Plague Inc. impressions
• Luke's Xbox achievement streak update
• Luke's Japan trip & wedding announcement

Matt and Luke join you for another week of poopy socks and bad livers.

Topics discussed

• Doctor's liver test results banter
• Burger King prank call/smashed windows story
• Stairway to Heaven copyright lawsuit
• The Division & Bravely Default catch-up
• Dishonored: Definitive Edition
• Quantum Break live-action/game hybrid review
• Titanfall 2 teaser trailer
• Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear trans NPC controversy
• GamerGate label tangent
• Rust random gender/race avatar controversy
• World of Warcraft Nostalrius server shutdown
• Star Wars Galaxies space-beam protest anecdote
• Rogue One trailer reactions
• Suicide Squad reshoots & new trailer
• Batman v Superman follow-up discussion
• Jesper minimalist watch Kickstarter mockery
• Worst purchase ever tangent

Beware of Batman V Superman spoilers from 6:48 to 34:10 but we accidentally spoke about superheroes throughout most of the episode. Hopefully Luke doesn’t get in trouble off his mum.

Topics discussed

• Thongs vs flip-flops terminology tangent
• Batman v Superman initial reactions
• Ben Affleck as Batman praised
• Wonder Woman & Alfred praised
• Affleck's planned solo Batman film
• "Martha" name coincidence criticized
• Flash time-travel dream sequence criticized
• Lex Luthor performance criticized
• Doomsday final fight criticized
• Gotham/Metropolis geography gripe
• Justice League "logo" reveal scene criticized
• Superman's death ending criticized
• Zack Snyder's action directing style critique
• Justice League director petition
• Bill Finger credited as Batman co-creator
• DC Extended Universe future films timeline
• Batman: Arkham games tangent
• Daredevil (Netflix) season 1 review
• Why no classic Superman TV series
• Supergirl, Agents of SHIELD & Jessica Jones discussed
• Streaming era enabling darker content
• Dan's own upcoming streaming series
• Force Awakens digital vs Blu-ray purchase dilemma
• Far Cry Primal wrap-up
• The Division dark zone mechanics
• Plague Inc: Evolved giveaway
• Bravely Default (3DS) review
• Nintendo account digital ownership gripe
• Rogue One teaser poster & April Fools recap

What happens when Matt misses a week of recording? Luke and Dan introduce a new segment in which they use bad mental mathematics to calculate the amount you should sue for.

Topics discussed

• Music video/film clip nostalgia tangent
• Voltron Netflix reboot announced
• Rocket League cross-platform play discussions
• Far Cry Primal continued impressions
• North Korea nuke propaganda video
• Jared Fogle's prison sandwich job
• Microsoft's Tay AI turns racist
• Casual racism discussion tangent
• PornHub VR launch
• VR headsets & Sundance VR experiences
• All-you-can-eat buffet $2 million lawsuit
• Redheaded teen sues parents lawsuit
• Personal brush with celebrity (Vast's John Crosby)

Luke’s away this week so Matt and Dan catch up on ninjas, convicted sandwich vendors, pizza delivery robots, video games, movies and the dictionary!

Luke’s order has come in and he’s got a lot to talk about. Is this a good episode? Signs point to yes. Do we want to see photos? My sources say no.

Topics discussed

• Magic 8-ball butt plug review
• Ovipositor sex toy tangent
• Kickstarter Coolest Cooler follow-up
• Hospital worker steals children's Christmas toys
• Fable Legends cancelled & Lionhead Studios shut down
• The Division gameplay impressions
• Far Cry Primal review
• Fallout 4 progress & dialogue system gripe
• Rise of the Tomb Raider & Daisy Ridley Lara Croft rumor
• Halo: Forward Unto Dawn review
• What We Do in the Shadows discussion
• Captain America: Civil War trailer reactions
• Batman v Superman & DC Extended Universe discussion
• Hail, Caesar! review
• Warcraft movie & Duncan Jones tangent
• Interstellar ending gripe

Who watched Fuller House? We did. And we are looking for a sponsor. Palladium, Dr Pepper are you listening? Also, Kylie Connolly - call Dan.

Topics discussed

• Fashion/clothing rant (Norm core trend)
• Palladium boots sponsorship pitch
• Snapchat stories & disappearing photos features
• Apple vs FBI encryption fight
• John McAfee offers to crack iPhone
• Hydration & Dr Pepper/Red Bull drinking habits
• Kylie Jenner trademarks the name Kylie
• Copyright/trademark system critique & Popeye tangent
• Kanye West caught pirating Deadmau5 software
• Oscars 2016 & Chris Rock race controversy
• Mark Hamill: Luke Skywalker could be gay
• Karate Kid / Ralph Macchio trivia
• Ghostbusters (2016) reboot trailer reactions
• Alex Proyas slams Gods of Egypt critics
• Fuller House review
• Archer TV series discussion
• Daredevil Netflix series discussion
• Plague Inc: Evolved game giveaway
• TrueAchievements competition elimination