Mumsy, I Had The Most Frightful Podcast

In this episode a blitheley confident statement about release schedules from three years ago (lol), hal cooper skin routine, old people speculate on youth drugs, we talk about walton goggins looks unaware he will be a sex symbol by time this comes out, an update on our friendship for the parasocial crowd, which riverdale character should have a cartoon sidekick and of course cheryl

(Recorded September 2023, released last day before September 2026, sorry everyone this became a whole thing)

In this episode: we do not know catholicism, Fiona's guide to horse bone judgment, we reach out to the straight community with a question, the mystery of the lodge family aunts, the hosts of mumsy loudly state speculation on which three three riverdale actors have fucked on a beach holiday, fictonal couples we'd join, Fiona finds a way to crinkle and rustle that davide can't edit around, davide gets passive aggressive in episode description,, davide literally forgets how we end episodes and shockingly....no cheryl???

In this episode: an accidental year-long hiatus, Hiram Lodge has a normal one, maple snow cones, What's The Deal With Chic?, Fiona's Guide to Free-Range Men, we talk a lot about Lochlyn Munro again, and of course, Cheryl.

Fiona's graphic novel, Space Story can be found at West Margin Press, Bookshop, and Blackwell's!

For our three year anniversary we decided to go back both to the riverdale pilot AND the pilot of our show and make both the episode focus.

In this EXTRA LONG ANNIVERSARY episode: a whole load of naval gazing, whats the deal with jason? a heart felt apology to lochlyn munro, we get really emtional thinking about fictional pilfs, why one chapter of jughead's novel will be an underground lgbt hit, fiona's brand new cutting edge bughead theory and of course...cheryl

In this Episode: Gaslighting a teen, cuckold wigs, IG accounts of middle-aged actors, statues, Polly Cooper the most interesting character on Riverdale, our love for Lochlyn Munro, and as always, Cheryl

In this episode: lili reinhart's powers, a long skippable riff on a podcast you probably don't listen to, 'is hal in bottom storage' somehow leads to one of our more serious and in depth discussions in mumsy history , we ABSOLUTELY mangle an easy pun, BIG NEWS for fans of fiona, and watching you make out from her window....cheryl

In this episode: the difference between a himbo and a sex idiot, davide quits podcasting forever, the sudden onset hockey fandom phenomena, two former indoor children desperately attempt to work out sports discussions, did everyone else know falice sounds exactly like phallus? cause we just worked it out after two years, davide gets embarassingly emotional about tall boy sadstuck and of course Cheryl, even if only for one line

Actual episode recap starts at 23:14-I'm so sorry Original date of recording August 23rd

Friends, we did record this episode in July, so please understand that going in.

In this episode: A wild guest appears! Our very own Sam Cutting is on this episode! Panopticon chat, raccoon dogs in Denmark, we review the greatest hits of Cheryl and Betty, Small Boy is here, money greases the wheels of power, Yer Baby, Fiona's Guide to Life Drawing Models, which characters has Riverdale treated poorly, and, as always, despite getting some BAD characterization this episode, Cheryl.

Content Warning for discussing racism with regards to how the show treats Josie and Chuck, and homophobia for how this episode handles Cheryl.

Sam Cutting's music can be found here: https://samcutting.bandcamp.com/

The Emperors of Ice Cream's music can be found here:

https://theemperorsoficecream.bandcamp.com/

In this special halloween episode: fiona's guide to the history of jump scares, connecting with charles melton's pr team on bumble, fiona takes you to myspace, we somehow bring it back to tall boy, we're both too sexy to know about star wars, ASMR RP: your elderly relative vainly tries to navigate ao3 tags despite it being a very easy task but you are powerless to stop it and of course....the lady in lavender

there sure are some jumps in audio quality in this one, sorry.

THE CURSED EPISODE THAT HAS BEEN RUINING DAVIDE'S LIFE

In this episode: the logistics of hook hand masturbation, places hal can't pee, hiram lodge's adoption scheme, fiona's guide to the tokyo gay scene, penelope's mirrored sex sphere, with a heavy heart: balls copter and of course...cheryl

(sorry for the LONG gap)