Hogthrob and Strangepork are back in a quick episode to dive into the Sharks Coach. We debate the claims about coach Quinn and were really unsure who came out with the more compelling argument! All this and more on the latest episode of MDM!

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back with a recap of all the Sharks moves in Free Agency! What is the minimum height requirement to be a Shark on Mike Grier's team? What are the (Doug) Weight Requirements?! The Brent Burns trade is the actual end of an era and closure that we needed. All this, some tequila, and more on this brand new ep of MDM!

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(0:00) Intro 

(0:04) Passionless Player Drink

(1:52) Johnny Jacket

(3:38) We're the best at being prepared. Glassaccino

(6:40) Brent Burns trade

(10:00) Are the Canes Cup Contenders?

(16:50) Shark Shot for Burns 

(20:15) Lane Pederson gone & the return on the trade for the Sharks

(26:05) Analytics discussion 

(31:02) u/SpentGladiator77 profile on Lorentz

(33:25) Is a Lorentz type of player a good long term fit, or is it Grierd?

(34:21) Makiniemi & Sharks Goalie Horde

(40:20) Is the Shark Tank a good strategy this year?

(56:30) Hoghthrob Hot Takes on FA: Lindblom (LW) 6'1"

(1:00:17) Fears in the Mike Griera

(1:03:38) Matt Benning (D) 6'1"

(1:06:28) Markus Nutivaara (D) 6'1"

(1:10:45) Niko Sturm (C) 6'3"

(1:13:28) Captain Affogato AKA Andrew Agozzino (LW) 5'10"

(1:21:40) What would be in a Nutivaara bar?

(1:22:42) Top takeaways for free agency

(1:28:32) Consgrieracy

(1:29:51) Bonus

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And we're back! Been a bit of Sharks news and more this week as Hogthrob and Strangepork battle out the logos for ultimate victory! Can anyone beat a literal star? Do the Kings own oil rights? All this and more on this week's ep!

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(0:00) Intro

(0:04) Passionless Player Drink

(1:55) Our feelings on this season

(11:25) GM search, who Will it be?

(15:10) Patty for GM?

(20:00) Who will GM Patty Marleau buyout first?!

(21:46) Assistant Coach Marleau

(24:02) Giving cats booze

(24:43) Logo Battle Bracket!

(25:50) Flames vs. Stars

(27:00) Oilers vs. Kings

(28:10) Wild vs. Blues

(29:20) Avalanche vs. Predatorss

(31:44) WCF Stars vs. Wild

(33:50) Hurricanes vs. Bruins

(35:29) Rangers vs. Penguins

(36:23) Leafs vs. Lightning

(37:22) Panthers vs. Capitals

(39:55) ECF Hurricanes vs. Lightning

(40:17) SCF Hurricanes vs. Stars

(41:00) For real real Hogthrob picks

(49:27) Trade Karlsson or Burns rumors

(54:56) Burns trade destinations

(57:20) What should the Sharks get in return?

(59:55) Sharks should trade with the Devils

(1:02:00) What does the 3 goalie setup mean?

(1:07:00) DW retirement implications

(1:10:50) Hertl signing Hogpork take

(1:14:02) Hogthrob's ideas on contracts and the CBA

(1:25:27) Hogthrob spits a seed on the floor

(1:25:03) Bonus

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Oh Dear God. Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! Here to discuss the newest Sharks Alex Stalock! What does this mean for Reimer's return? Who thought this team actually had a chance against Vegas and this tough schedule? What does this team need? All this and more on this week's episode of MDM!

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back!

Sorry for the delay everybody, took us a while to process the Evander Kane news. **TRIGGER WARNING** We're gonna talk about Evander Kane the newest member of the Edmonton Oilers. All the nitty gritty and which claims he made are credible and which aren't. Plus the timeline analysis of Kane's fake vaccine card. Specifically we are referencing the interview Kane did with TSN's Kayla Grey. [View through this link to part 1: https://www.tsn.ca/video/~2370256] 

We go over the Sharks recent games against TBL, WAS & FLA (the Canes game was going at time of the recording)

What we expect from the team, numbers and a whole NEW segment:

One mitt on, one mitt off! [working title]

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! And off the Covid-protocol taxi squad! Is the timing of the Kane termination all centered around Hertl? Should the Sharks sell high on Meier? Will this team squeak into the playoffs and win a round? If the Sharks can convince Hertl to stay, how long is too long of a contract? Why does Taco Bell know SO MUCH about hockey?!

All this and more on this week's ep of MDM!

(0:00) Intro

(0:31) Drinks and vulgarity

(3:10) Terminate Sarah Kane-r

(8:25) NHLPA defending Kane

(13:09) Where will Kane land?

(21:48) Timo Fire

(30:05) Jumbo Rooster trick expectations

(33:06) Trade Timo? Keep Hertl?

(37:22) Term for Hertl contract

(42:27) Upcoming tough schedule

(45:11) Defense and Merkley

(48:26) Hockey Tacos

(49:58) Numbers with Dr. Pork

(51:26) Bonus

Hogthrob and Strangepork get back into the full swing of things! We lost an episode, so we did a quick recap-covery thing to get us back on track! Hogthrob is a little sick still, so excuse the cold-brain!

(0:00) Intro

(0:33) Drinks and Reimer

(1:56) Coyotes game, all the goals

(2:50) Bow-nino talk

(5:00) How the Sharks can start scoring

(5:40) TRADITIONAL PLAYOFF GOALIE CLICHES

(6:02) Flyers game

(11:12) Powerplay

(13:02) 5 Minute Major Detroit Standouts

(14:50) Weatherby Road Warrior

(16:00) Sharks Prospects & Depth

(17:58) Sharks Schedule Prophecy

(22:30) Olympics and Hockey Coverage

(28:35) Where is DW?!

(32:23) So Long KK

(35:12) Speaking too soon about EK9

(36:15) Hogthrob Hot Take next 5 games

(37:07) Reimer Regression

(40:18) Strangepork Hot take

(44:39) Bonus

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss Kevin Labanc's injury and expectations, the Sharks standing as a (playoff???) team and good ol EK9!

What kind of winger will perform breast on the Sharks?

RIP My-Cooch-Dahl line

And more!

All this on this weeks debauched episode of MDM!

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the Sharks recent wins, how DW can avoid the cough-in and more bulls&*@t from Evander Kane! *Trigger Warning* LITERALLY. Kan-ey's got a gun! (link to the press conference: https://www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/video/evander-kanes-first-press-conference-serving-nhl-suspension)

(0:00) Szn 3 fire intro

(0:31) Drinks & My Tea Women

(2:18) NJ Jerseys

(4:15) Top 4 Sharks

(7:50) Timo Talk Time ROS

(10:15) Optimal Reim

(10:57) Karlsson has not changed

(11:35) The disrespect of Couture & other good chompy bois

(16:55) What will Sharks do at the Deadline?

(18:45) DW Coughspiracy

(19:49) BarraKane-da practice

(21:09) Strangepork take on the press conference

(26:18) Hogthrob thinks Kane can't "handle his own business"

(29:12) A better PR message Kane should have used

(31:30) Vaccine-Kane-tion & Trade options

(39:13) Kane back to the Sharks?!

(42:07) Kane's life getting better & gun video

(48:12) SAP attendance if Kane returns

(53:27) Bonus

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss some NHL news and the Sharks recent skid.

Has the Sharkuderie gone stale and sweaty? Is the hope for #tankthewrightway alive? Will DW do the impossible and keep Hertl if the Sharks keep losing?

All this and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts