Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher doesn't want Doc Hazlitt to know she's excited to go digging with him. So, she pretends she's doing research for a book, just like she pretends she wants to play chess every week, and she pretends that Seth is the only medical examiner in Maine. But demure Jessica Fletcher drops every hint there is. From gossiping about the sex lives of grad students, to not barfing at Seth's sweat stains. But Seth just doesn't get it. Is his head as thick as a southwest university students’?

We ask the important questions. Did your college bookstore sell daggers? Was this episode sponsored by big Bandana? Is her entire wardrobe from Chico’s? Why do they keep referencing that lasagna loving cat? Why did they have to do sweaty Seth so dirty? In a radio phone, is the most important piece the loose one that’s not connected? Today, on Murder, She Recapped!