Murder Maidens

Welcome to Episode 33 of murder maidens. In today’s episode we talk about “The Cocaine Godmother” Griselda Blanco. She was a Colombian drug trafficker who became the first female criminal billionaire. She ran her drug empire in the US from the 1970’s through the 2000’s. Even continuing her drug trade while in prison with the help of her sons. It was alleged that she was responsible up to 250 murders across Columbia, New York, Miami and California. She was assassinated in Columbia in 2014 at the age of 69. 

This week for our murder game

We are transported to the future where transactions are don’t through credit sticks. We meet a successful man at a bar and take him back to his place where we try to get his  credit stick

Our weapons 

A robotic vacuum

A laser knife

A video recording eye piece

Welcome to Episode 33 of murder maidens. In today’s episode Robyn covers Charlene Gallego who was sentenced to 16 years in prison for helping her husband Gerald Gallego abduct, rape and murder 9 women and the murder of 1 man in the early 1980’s. Charlene was released in 1997 and currently lives in California. Gerald died in prison of rectal cancer. 

For today’s murder game we face the 

Following situation:

A drunk in your neighborhood continues to put everyone in danger and has now killed your dog while drinking and driving. The drunk spends a few nights in jail but makes bail and no further legal action will be held against him. Now if your chance for revenge. 

You need to make his death look like an accident to avoid suspicion. Chose one of the situations that you would capitalize on. You need to describe how you would cause the accident, but you also want him to know it was you that killed him. Be creative and don’t be a whore.

⁃ While he is driving

⁃ While he is getting a shower ⁃ While he walks past a construction site.

Welcome to Episode 32 of murder maidens. In this episode Monica covers Pearl Fernandez who was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for her part in the murder of her son Gabriel Fernandez. 

For today’s murder game we face the following:

The time: mid 1990’s

The place: New Mexico

The target: David Parker Ray

Scenario: David Parker Ray is the infamous sadist sex killer known for his toy box, a sound proof trailer where he kidnap, torture, sexually assault and kill women. He would use surgical equipment, shock therapy, leg spreaders and even his dog. In an alternate universe you are one of the few women who escaped. Unlike his normal victims you are looking for revenge.

Mission: torture David Parker Ray for as long as possible without anyone finding out. He was known for holding his victims for months at a time in the trailer. You must do the same. You can kill if you want or keep him drugged so that he will remember nothing. 

Weapons: 

⁃ serrated butt plug

⁃ Defibrillator 

⁃ Fish hooks 

Welcome to Episode 31 in this episode Sande covers Yolanda Saldivar who fatally  shot singer Selena in 1995. 

For today’s murder game we face the following:

The time: 1970’s

The place: New York City

The target: twin sisters who make your life hell at work

The scenario: it’s the Summer of Sam, and New York is in a panic. The Son of Sam killer makes women scared to leave their home, and his murder spree is gaining national attention, making a celebrity out of the man they can’t find. He famously left letters mocking the police for not being able to catch him. You are a lonely girl who works in a bodega with the owner’s bratty twin daughters. Every day they slack off while you pick up the slack. It’s time they met a son of Sam imposter they didn’t expect

Mission: kill the bratty twins while making everyone think it was another son of Sam killing

Weapons:  

⁃ a box cutter

⁃ Sam’s signature .44  ⁃ The soiled panties of one of the girls who didn’t know aunt flow was visiting

Welcome to Episode 30 in this episode Robyn covers Gertrude Baniszewski of Indiana. She was convicted of torturing Sylvia Marie Likens that lead to her death. 

For today’s murder game we face the following scenario 

You are an obsessed hockey fan and have fantasized about being with your favorite player, Bernie Parent. He has rejected you for the last time. After using your connections you have managed to get him all alone in the Wells Fargo Center. He has been drugged so you should be able to catch him. You can choose from the following items to end his life. 

⁃ An Ice Skate

⁃ A Moist and Moldy Jock strap

⁃ The Zamboni 

Describe how you will catch him using the arena to your advantage. No whore tactics, he has already rejected you.

Welcome to Episode 29 In today’s episode Monica covers Marie Delphine LaLaurie of New Orleans who in the 1800s tortured and killed several of her slaves. 

Murder game

Location: current home

Target: the new amazon delivery driver who is extremely lazy and never leaves packages at your door. 

Murder weapons: our most recent amazon order

Monica: water shoes

Robyn: end tables and a life size Repunzel doll  

Sande: male dress pants and a pool skimmer.

Welcome to Episode 28 In today’s episode Sande talks about Michelle Carter who at the age of 17 was convicted of involuntary manslaughter in connection with the suicide of her boyfriend Conrad Roy III 

Game Scenario

It’s a mature night at the local strip club. A $10,000 reward goes to the winner. You’ve danced your titties off until you and two other girls are finalist. DD cupcakes and boner garage are getting ready in the dressing room. Your challenge is to kill one and make the other look like a suicide. 

Weapons:

-9in stripper heel with a goldfish in it

-thong

-water gun filled with tequila 

Bonus points if you can come up with something so unique on stage that the crowd would have crowned you the winner anyway. 

Welcome to Episode 27. In today’s episode Robyn talks about Rosemary West an English serial killer who along with her husband killed 11 females between 1973 and 1987. 

Game Scenario

You and your sisters are the notorious Whoresome Slaughterettes and have been carving up people from the east coast to the west. You have caught the attention of a Dexter style copycat who has decided to end your reign of terror. He has already taken out your two sisters and now it’s down to you and him. He knows all of your whorish moves so you will need to out think him. He has followed you to the mall as it is closed down, you have locked him  in a Spencer’s gift shop, the next move is yours.

You may use anything you like but must implement one of the following items in your kill.

⁃ The Fatty Patty sex doll 

⁃ The midget man sex doll  ⁃ Glow in the dark double trouble Cock ring

Welcome to Episode 26. In today’s episode Monica talks about Bonnie Parker who was part of the infamous crime duo Bonnie and Clyde. Monica quizzes Robyn and Sande on the previous criminals that have been covered. See how they did. 

Game Scenario

Location: a local bar hosting an outside event next to an active construction site 

The secenario: You are in a band playing the first show in a year. Outside show because of pandemic. You find out the neighbor has been calling the cops all day trying to shut down the event so your set gets cut short

The target: the neighbor who complains to police about noise but knowingly moved next to a bar 

The time: 9pm at night 

The weapons:

Pair of drum sticks

Empty can of truly seltzer

Parking cone

Goal: make sure the neighbor never complains again, can kill, extra points for keeping alive with intimidation

Welcome to Episode 25. In today’s episode Sande talks about Mary Bell the youngest female serial killer who at the age of 11 killed two young boys. 

Game Scenario

You are the captain of the last spaceship leaving a doomed earth. Everyone who could be evacuated already had been, but on the ramp leading to your ship are 8 people waiting to board. However there is only room for 4. Each is wearing a sealed space helmet and you cannot tell what they look like and are unable to communicate with them. You only have a limited amount of info about each person that has been provided by the government. 

1. Female, elderly, back pain and medical issues and uses a cane. 

2. Male, artist who paints

3. Male, military deserter 

4. Female, investigator for a private detective 

5. Male, film producer, donated a million to charity 

6. Male, treated in rehab multiple times for narcotics abuse

7. Female, layer from south Chicago

8. Female, a published author and actress, considered very attractive by her costars. 

See who we chose and the reveal of the people we decided to keep and those condemned to death.