Music Hell

It's our first ever listener request episode in Music Hell! Mack and August explore uncharted territory (for them) as they sift through the numerous controversies of Jake Paul. The hell boys discuss the doomed future of our civilization, catalogue Jake and Logan Paul's most heinous (and famous) moments, and imagine what it would be like if Obama had amnesia.

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Hollywood Month ends with a bang as we take on the crown prince of actors-turned-musicians Jared Leto! Perhaps the most self-righteous villain Mack and August have encountered thus far, the Hell Boys examine Leto's sex-strike, his god complex, the band's egregious pretentiousness, and their latest album's blatant attempt at a cash grab. Plus, the final installment of beloved segment Celebrity Weights as well as the boys' Ellen Degeneres impressions.

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Hollywood Month continues it cruel wrath upon Music Hell as Mack and August take on the music of certified hunk Bruce Willis. Topics include the Seagrams commercial that started it all, vanity projects that thinly disguise themselves as comedy, Tom Brady's COVID serum, and the differences between hunks, beefcakes, cuties, and studs. Plus, another edition of Celebrity Weights!

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Oh no. The long-requested return of Robert Downey Jr.'s songwriting career makes its return with the silliest song title so far. August and Mack discuss misguided music made for an acceptable reason, the nature of vanity projects, and return to fan-favorite segment Celebrity Weights. Some people who are famous for one thing should maybe not always do another thing as well.

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Hollywood Month begins! In our month-long exploration of terrible music made by stars of the silver screen, Aug and Mack tackle Johnny Depp's supergroup Hollywood Vampires. I wish we could tackle them IRL because this music is terrible. We discuss the egregious, beer-soaked backstory of the band, skeletons smoking cigarettes, even more terrible patriotic music, and Hot Topic. Why WOULDN'T you listen?

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No, you're not seeing double -  in this one we tackle our second song titled "Into The Night." The boys take on the problematic mega-hit and discuss the so-bad-it's-good music video, Santana collabs in 2020, a dance remix sung by a 71-year old man, and Charlie Puke. It's gonna be a good time (and by that, I mean it's gonna be a bad time).

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YEEEAAAAAH! We're talking hair metal today and nothing is off limits, - not even Gene Simmons' taste in soup. Aug and Mack discuss the short shelf life of the genre, the limited themes hair metal is able to convey, and the subtle art of the hair metal song title metaphor.

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Heavy Metal Parking Lot trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k

In this monumental supersized episode, we torment each other beyond imagination with the first installment of the Music Hell X-Games! August and Mack are pitted against each other in a competition of bad taste, and only one man will walk away as the victor. We also debut a new fan-favorite segment - that's right, we're playing Kidz Bop Writer's Room. The gang's all here and drinking a little too much to make for a good episode, but you'll listen to it anyway!

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By far the worst song we've covered and the maddest we've gotten on air! Today in Music Hell, we talk about Macklemore's twee cringefest "Spoons" and the corny rapper's history of diminishing his attempts to talk about serious issues by tripping over his own self-serving unawareness. Other topics include Macklemore hanging out with cops, his 9/11 conspiracy tweet, and how we wish he would "Mackle less." We had to hear this awful song so now you do too. Sorry!

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"Hell"-o there everyone. Yeesh, who writes this stuff? Today in hell, we're listening to a terrible novelty song from a legendary songwriter. We discuss beeps and boops, the Cajun accent, and even deliver some our famous "presidential impressions."

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