Musty Millennials

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-3D Printing
-Water Fountains
-Young Man

GIRLS GONE WILD
-Founder, Joe Francis
-Rags to Riches (BS)
-Banned From TV & Howard Stern
-$20 Million & Private Jets
-Spring Break Strategy Unlocked
-Celebrity Promotion?!
-Relentless Camera Crews & Coercion
-Hardcore Porn
-Panama City was the Turning Point
-Lawsuits
-Escape to Mexico

GenZ's Version of GGW
-Hot Mess Culture
-Only Fans
-Too Hot to Handle

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-Too Late to Start Your Night
-My Bed
-Sidney Crosby

NICKELODEON GAME SHOWS
-The Games You May Not Remember
-Double Dare (1986-1993)
-Marc Summers and His OCD
-Pioneering the Gross Shit
-Digging in the Nose, Giant Hamster Wheel
-Physical Challenge
-Guts! (1992-1995)
-Mike, Mo, & Aggro Crag
-TV Olympics for Kids
-Legends of the Hidden Temple (1993-1995)
-Red Jaguars, Blue Barracudas, Green Monkeys, Orange Iguanas, Purple Parrots, and Silver Snakes
-Moats, Trivia, Temple Games, Pendants
-Olmec, Temple Guards, Shrine of the Silver Monkey

Gen Z’s Game Shows
-Brain Puzzles
-Kids’ Secret Talents
-Disney Channel Competition
-Kids Fitting Through Holes in Walls

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-Weight Loss
-"Coded"
-Going H.A.M.


JESSICA SIMPSON
-Southern Christian
-Minister Father
-Mickey Mouse Club
-Christian Label
-Tommy Mottola (Again)
-Sweet Kisses
-Irresistible 
-Nick Lachey and The Newlyweds
-Divorce and Daisy Duke
-Tony Romo and Employee of the Month
-Alcohol Abuse and Memoir
-Don't Call it a Comeback


GenZ vs. Jessica Simpson
-2020 Memoir
-Sobriety
-Daughter Maxwell
-2023 Career Move
-Business Empire

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What Made Us Feel Old?

• Transcripts on YouTube?
• Nanny Trials
• Home Improvement

2001 CELEBRITY SCANDALS

• Mariah Carey Meltdown
• The Tommy Mottola Factor
• Glitter Bomb
• $100M Loss
• Mariah Rebounds
• Winona Ryder the Burglar
• Stealing Designer Clothes from Saks 5th Ave
• Kleptomaniac and Aqua-phobia
• Aaliyah’s Death
• Conspiracy Theory
• R Kelly Married Her When She was 15
• Overloaded Plane and Drugged Pilot

Gen Z Scandal: Love Triangle

• Olivia Rodrigo 
• Joshua Bassett
• Sabrina Carpenter

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-Operating Flip Phones
-The Reddit Mystery
-Getting Too Old for this Shit

ONE TREE HILLS vs. THE O.C.
-Opening Statements
-The O.C. had Superior Story Arcs, Set Trends, the Vibe, and MORE
-One Tree Hill had Emotional Depth, Character Development, and Social Impact
-Presentation of Evidence (Healthy Debate)
-The O.C. is About a Rich Family Who Takes in a Homeless Kid
-One Tree Hill is About Two Brothers who Grew Up with Different Lives
-Which is More Outlandish?
-Closing Arguments
-Judge’s Ruling

The O.C. vs One Tree Hill Quiz

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-TikTokers on the Train
-What is a Gameboy?
-Streaming Kind of Sucks

CHILDHOOD SODAS AND DRINKS
-Crystal Pepsi
-Surge
-Orbitz
-Peeps Flavored Soda?
-Flavored Pepsis and Cokes
-Snapple, Flavors, Under the Cap
-Tang, Tropicana Twisters
-Hi-C and Ecto-Cooler, Hawaiian Punch
-Fruitopia and Fanta
-Capri Sun, Squeezeit, Huggies
-Josta (Pepsi’s Energy Drink)
-HONORABLE MENTIONS

Gen Alpha SODAS
-YouTuber’s Energy Drink
-Favorite Chocolate Milk
-Probiotic Packed Thirst Quencher
-Alternative to Gatorade

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-Making Change is Not a Thing
-Making a Date is Exciting
-WinAmp, Pioneer Deck, Grand Am and Calc 1

SICK DAYS
-Real Sick Days
-Faking It
-The Thermometer
-The Setup
-Comfort Foods
-Jerry Springer
-Netflix’s Jerry Springer Doc
-Maury
-Cartoons
-Power Rangers
-Soap Operas
-Brandon was on Price is Right?!

Gen Z Sick Days
-Hannah Montana
-iCarly
-Phineas and Ferb
-Suite Life

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-Car Seat Adjustments Have Changed
-Digging into the “Poshmark Bag”
-It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere

CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN (#5-#1)


QUOTES AS CLUES...
#5 “Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.” (1992)

#4 “Welcome to the part, pal!” (1988)

#3 "You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?" (1990)

#2 "Hey, I know where this is going. The other guy fell, it was an accident. I've got homeowners insurance, and a good attorney, not as good as my wife's -- but let's not open up that wound." (1994)

#1 "My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!" (2008)

Gen Z Holiday Movie Quiz & an Honorable Mention -- “Lindsay’s back baby!”

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-Strep Throat
-Typing “Yeah”
-WTF is Googolplex?

CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN (#10-#6)


QUOTES AS CLUES...
#10 “Ralphie! You’ll shoot your eye out!” (1983)

#9 “Hey jingle balls! Move your candy canes!” (1998)

#8 "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!" (1989) 

#7 "I have another scenario for you - I'm in love with you. I apologize for the blunt delivery, but as problematic as this fact may be, I'm in love... with YOU." (2006)

#6 "It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his heart was two sizes too small." (1966)

Stay for the blooper!

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What Made Us Feel Old?
-It’s “BRICK” Outside
-Dictating to My Phone
-The Sticker Store?

CHRISTMAS GIFT CRAZES
-Tickle Me Elmo
-Cabbage Patch Kids
-Furbie and Those Creepy Eyes
-Razor Scooters and Battered Shins
-Nintendo Wii’s Tennis and Golf
-Rockin’ Out with Guitar Hero
-Toys You Were Pissed You Didn’t Get
-Spice Girls Dolls, Doll Houses, Boombox
-Original Nintendo, Talkboy, Talkgirl

HOLIDAY SHOPPING TRIVIA
-Average Money Spent at Christmas
-Most Popular Toy in 2023
-The Yo Yo
-Kyle Quits the Quiz

PLUS: Simpler Times Toy Crazes (1920s-1980s) — CRAZY LIST!

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