This was bad this was bad this was bad THIS WAS SO BAD. I mean, christ, Aaron Sorkin just use the soap – stop standing on the box it came in. We watched Studio 60 and nearly threw up.

There’s a spin off of Golden Girls (Look it up, it almost got Betty White as famous as she is now…. almost) called Golden Palace. Don Cheadle is in it. That was enough for us. Josh loves the Golden Girls but that just made the awfulness of the show that much harder for him.

From the coke fueled offices of GEICO and ABC comes one of the worst TV shows to exist. Josh and Liam struggle with the existential crisis that is Caveman – the show about the Geico Cavemen. I mean, at least Flo has comic timing – but you don’t see Progressive pulling this nonsense. We also introduce a new segment, the likes of which have never been done on a podcast before!*

Also apologies, a fire alarm in the next building went off, so towards the end you may hear it in the distance.

 

*so many podcasts have done it before

Good god. Has television always been this awful? Are we cursed? It would appear all this bad TV may be starting to get to our heroes. Today, Josh and Liam are punished by their guest Jane, who brought them a truly horribly mistake in the form of Cashmere Mafia. Expect cross talk, yelling, so much yelling, more yelling, and Jane trying to talk about a completely different show.

God we really messed up. This show is was frantic, rank garbage from top to bottom and it took out some of our life force. You can actually hear our souls die a little towards the end. We watched a madman’s recap of another madman’s nightmare TMNT The Next Mutation, the show that killed the Turtles until the early aughts. We tried our best to review but god DAMN this one took a little bit of us with it.

Time to bust out your shoulder pads because today on Musty TV we’re going back to when Back To The Future was set. With the help of their good friend Sammy, Josh and Liam tackle That 80’s Show, a spinoff of That 70’s Show that dares to have even less reason to exist. Seriously if this is what the 80’s were like then I’m glad to have missed it.

On today’s newest TV adventure, Liam and Josh try to stomach the “politically” “charged” “romantic” “comedy” series Hearts Afire, somehow starring John Ritter and Billy Bob Thorton. As usual, it devolves into giggle fits and long tangents covering politics, net neutrality (recorded before recent unfortunate news about the topic), and most importantly: terrible 90’s fashion. They also come up with a sign off that we’re pretty sure won’t stick.

Well it’s Musty TV and we’re here to say, today’s show sucks in a Major way. We watched Major Dad, a show about a mismatched couple who – get this – have different basic ideologies but decide to cohabitate together anyway. I don’t know, it was the 90’s.

To make up for the breakneck pace of the Caroline episode, we’re also releasing episode three – a normal length podcast where two white guys watch Moesha. Moesha is not for us whatsoever, but we tried our damnedest to give you guys quality chuckles and chatter. Also Ray J showed up so that was fun I guess.

Welp we recorded a whole 45 minute episode that decided to not record itself. But we will not admit defeat! Instead of giving up we crank up the dial to 11 and burn through a whole episode about Caroline in the City – a dumb show for dumb people. We are dumber now.