This one was bad… It's like we both woke up with sand in our vaginas… Hey, they can't all be homeruns right?  However, we soldier thru it and attempt to discuss The Gentlemen, The Floor is Lava, Ultimate Tag, Altered Carbon: Re-sleeved, Reality Z, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Seis Manos.

Episode 30 is up and running but was a technical nightmare.  Am I saying that cause for the first time ever we had 2 black people on the show… possibly, but not really!  In these trying times, I wanted the most militant black woman I could find to be on the show and boy did I get her…. Ms. Stephanie "Pretzels" Chapman from PCL joined us and I'll be honest…  I was terrified this whole episode. HOWEVER this was one of the best times I had on the Podcast and we had great discussions and even discussed Da Five Bloods and some other sh#t…. Please deal with the sections of crappy, distorted audio as some equipment was acting up but I guarantee it's worth suffering thru it.. 

Admittedly…. This one got out of hand relatively quickly.   We call out the white people, black people,  the eye-talians, the Jews, the Asians, and the English people… No one is safe this episode as Dan West from the Brute Force and Ignorance Podcast joins us to make fun of everything from the above mentioned nationalities to… Uncut Gems,  Sonic the Hedgehog, Wording is Hard,  The Last Days of American Crime, Wu Assasins, and Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom – Leave it to the English guy to keep things current with a 2 year old dinosaur movie…We offend everyone here…  Hope we make a lot of ya laugh and the ones that don't… pull the stick out of your ass.

Episode 28 – The crossover that no one asked for, but will probably listen to anyway.  We join Paul Hard from Movies from the Hart in the screening room where we discuss the recent sh#tty social events that's been goin', Covid… and the first 3 movies in the Die Hard Franchise!  Obviously the screening room is not in an Alamo Drafthouse because we would've been kicked out.  I'm guessing that this would be considered a variant but we're counting it as one of our own!

"When it comes to racism, people say "I don't care if you're black, white, purple or green…. Hold on now… Purple or Green?  Ya gotta draw the line somewhere.  To hell with purple people… unless they're suffocating.  Then HELP THEM!" – Mitch Hedberg

Those  who can't… Criticize.  And that's what we do this week… Listen to us talk sh#t about people who are doing way more to entertain you than we ever can… and we give them sh#t about it.  We talk about The Invisible Man, Disney Gallery, Stargirl, Capone, John Henry, Justice League Dark APokolips War, Lovebirds, and the new specials from Jimmy O. Yang and Patton Oswalt!

Star Wars Variant… Episode 7… The Empire Strikes Back – The boys are joined by Paul Hart and David Isaac for the 2+ hour episode where we dive deep into one of the greatest movies of all time.  David and Paul are their usual Rockstar selves but you could hear the pain in Duncan and I's voices where the fatigue of doing 6 previous episodes is finally ramming it's foot up our collective asses.  But… we still bring the funny like no one else can!

All hail the Queen… We bring back Rebekah Dahling of Picardcast,  Number 1 Comic Books and The Animated Batcast for a roundtable that includes but is not limited to… The X-Men Anime Series, Defending Jacob, Solar Opposites, Paradise PD, Star Trek Enterprise, Into the Night… and somehow or another, when the stars finally align… all roads lead to 80s sci-fi series V.  Hint for upcoming show… All's we're saying is… V is for Variant.

13 weeks in Quarantine and our 3rd week in a row where we have a painfully average, suburban white guy joining us on the show.  Duncan is about to just grab the first black guy he can to come on and even sh#t up a little bit…   This week we're joined by the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be… Paul "The Hitman" Hart from Movies from the Hart and The Animated Batcast.  We spend 45 minutes talkin' about sad, lonely birthdays in a parking lot where people drive by and honk at the birthday boy/girl… F#ckin' Rona.  Then we finally get to the meat of the conversation and talk about the latest animated DC flick Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay, Puerto Ricans in Paris, Gentefied, the new Netflix series Hollywood, the new Amazon series Upload… and the perfection that was the finale of The Clone Wars… in between we learn about Paul's sick fascination with Rosie Perez and the fact that his cat is as annoying as David Isaac's internet connection!

Yeah, Yeah I am well aware that we are months late but we want to do more of these and we figure we have to get out the ones we did already before we could do new ones.  I am well aware… we suck.  We're here discussing Star Wars A New Hope with special guests Brooke Daugherty and Daniel Hoeppner… Some things may be said here that are inappropriate… truthfully, I don't remember its been so long since we recorded so I apologize ahead of time… anyway, we hope you guys enjoy out deep dive into the very first Star Wars film in 1977.

One of our best guests ever but ya wouldn't know it cause we were plagued with his sh#tty internet connection… Darth Plagues, I mean David Isaac joins us for an awesome discussion on the 'Rona, Ozark, The Prodigy,  #BlackAF – Spoiler… the actual black guy hated it…, and Dave - Spoiler… the black guy won't even watch it, and of course, the last 3 perfect episodes of Clone Wars.