My Comedy Notebook by Sasha Guillaume

My Comedy “Notebook: Episode 5

Reminisce over the Toys ‘R’ Us flyers

Drinking sugar water

Mom is allergic to chicken – stereotype does not apply

The day I became lactose intolerant – bubble guts

When a woman’s water break liquid is not just water. It is pussy juice. It’s just like me sitting in a tub with cheeks spread is not bath water… It’s ass juice. Dick in cup stirring the water is a cocktail.

After the stomach virus

Life flashing before your eyes cuts off too quick and you die before the end of the visions

Listening to porn with the volume down

Cashiers who can’t do math in their heads

You didn’t learn to cook now you’re scared to go to the restaurant

Thick women become Big Mama

Funny break-up story

On this re-taping of Episode 4 of My Comedy Notebook, I review bit on the following:

Getting throat punched by a nun

After she says, “I do”, your job is done

Soldiers occupying Iraqi women

Looking forward to erectile dysfunction

Ian’s driving

Assimilating Islam

Hollywood ugly

Drinking coffee while unemployed

Tramp Stamp

Sperm vending machines

Leaving porn tape in VHS player

Arranged marriage – you want your dad to pick her out

Long distance relationship & nudes

This is the pilot episode of My Comedy Notebook. I invite listeners to provide feedback and crowd source my material.
I discuss how I got started doing comedy and the reason that I decided to put my material out there was after seeing my joke being performed by a veteran comedian that i used to look up to.
- Dating Girls with Single Mothers
- PB Podcast: Jimmy Martinez invites me to Harlem to get my "Hood-Card" youtu.be/lcMoKHU7oMg
- Racist / Fat Ass
- Looting / NGOs Looting
- Ukraine
- Delivery Room Quarterback
- Confession

In this episode, we talk about clubbing as a young man, the embarrassment of reading aloud in class, the need for a Black Distribution Channel, and my brother dating my ex-girlfriends.

On this episode, I shout out IJ Music Studio, tell the story of when I met Tracy Morgan, review my first consistent joke, discuss self deprecation, then move on to Oprah's eyewitness episode, discuss what it was like to get roasted by Patrice O'Neal, explore mistaken identity at stores and by the NYPD. I also talk about my first girlfriend who was a Jehovah's' Witness, white explorers, my nun teacher throat punching me, and end with the topic "Hollywood ugly".