My Crummy Teen Poetry

By Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz

Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry.... more

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How many episodes does My Crummy Teen Poetry have?

The podcast currently has 17 episodes available.

My Crummy Teen Poetry episodes:

December 03, 2019 Episode 15: Just Me and the Bats
LISTEN The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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11min
December 03, 2019 Episode 15: Just Me and the Bats
LISTEN

The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
...more
11min
December 03, 2019 Episode 15: Just Me and the Bats
LISTEN The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
...more
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November 26, 2019 Episode 14: Within Her Walls
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Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline. #supervirgin

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
...more
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November 19, 2019 Episode 13: Celestial Orgasm
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Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks. #glitterbathbomb

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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November 12, 2019 Episode 12: Sloppy Dreams
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Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!!

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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November 05, 2019 Episode 11: Kiss the Mirror
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In this episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess. Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists?

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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October 29, 2019 Episode 10: Naked in the Face of God
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In this episode - something in Eric's past made him want to strip to the buff and confess in his maker's face. His maker, we are sure, didn't appreciate the gesture.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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October 22, 2019 Episode 9: Maelstrom
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Woah man! Dig this trip... I guess. I was a doughy, suburban coward... trying to be William S. Burroughs. Yeah... not so much. "#glossyorbs

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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October 15, 2019 Episode 8: Monolith
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Eric at his virgin teen judgiest. A total a-hole who believed television that all teen parties were sinful Roman orgies. #theflowing

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com
Eric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
...more
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FAQs about My Crummy Teen Poetry:

How many episodes does My Crummy Teen Poetry have?

The podcast currently has 17 episodes available.