My dog will eat my face

My dog will eat my face

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  • Adulting

    A great man once said, "Some people say that death is like saying 'the party is over.' But that's not quite right; the reality is much worse than that: The party is still going on, but YOU have to leave!

    It's difficult to deal with day-to-day problems while dealing with physical problems. But, you must do it. Not handling these annoying issues will be done so at your peril. Or your family's or loved one's peril. You'll have to do some "adulting. "Adulting is hard," but you have to do it.


    55 min
  • Cruel and Unusual Punishment

    In this podcast I explore my isolation, similar to what I have before. But, the isolation is made worse, more recently, due to several recent factors and epiphanies. I'm not sure if I have a solution, only time will tell...

    38 min
  • I'm a Stupid Lizard!

    Battling my impulsive, reptilian brain is a huge struggle. But if I don't at least mitigate it, I'll spend my last days angry. And who wants that?!

    58 min
  • Narcissistic Trauma

    The Greek myth of Narcissus still remains a warning cry to the modern world, not in just how to not behave, but how to handle those around you who fail to adhere to its warning.

    How can an ancient story about a quite handsome youth who, when returning from a hunting trip, become so enamored with his own reflection in a lake, reach in to embrace and love himself to only drown, warn to us today? Let's find out how this condition harms not only the practitioner, but those around it.

    44 min
  • A Long Story, But a Short Life.....?

    Here I summarize the reason WHY I publish the podcast, and provide a rather succinct index of my health history. I know I've provided quite a lot before, but wanted to start on the content provider with a solid format that old listeners may learn something new (or better understand) and also provide a background to newbies. This is also a quick statement of how things are today, before I discuss some deeper philosophical ideas and quandaries that have vexed me. First step is to know the condition of reality now, before moving forward, I would think.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Heeeere's Johnny!!
    I have returned from under my rock after switched platforms. Whew. What a rush. Join me again as I continue to defy my doctors, or not.
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    24 min
  • Q&A Time With Yours Truly
    In this final season episode I will provide a more lighthearted question and answer session as I read various questions I've received from fans. Maybe you?? Either way, all of it is ad libbed, so should be a good celebration of chaos, if nothing else.
    1 hr 40 min
  • The Four (or Five?) Horseman
    The trumpets have sounded, and the horsemen have been set free on the land. Except, I have an extra 5th one for some reason. In this brief podcast, I provide a medical update, and some unnerving symptoms that may be signs that the end is nigh (for me, not you, or maybe you too? I have no idea, I'm just a podcaster).
    34 min

About My dog will eat my face

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Description of one mans experience as he dies in hospice care, not knowing what may come or when it will end.