Mike Vecchione ("The Tonight Show," Comedy Central) talks to Sean & Dan about break ups, calling a therapist to make an appointment and being told "No can do, am all booked up," and much more.

The hilarious and adorable Janeane Garofalo joins Sean & Dan to talk about quitting drinking, horrible gigs, and nearly getting her fingers cut off by Zach Galifianakis!

The hilarious Yamaneika Saunders ("In Security") talks to Dan & Sean about having to keep a stranger's kids in check, fear of flying, and her grandmother's war on cats

Chemda, co-creator of the Keith and the Girl podcast, talks with Dan and Sean about trying to find a guy's tongue, a kid with a custom-made anus from the DuPont Corporation, and snake eyes on a dick.

Rory Scovel (Conan, Fallon, Ferguson) visits with Sean & Dan and talk about self-abuse via reading YouTube comments, threesomes (whoa, threesomes!), the mistakes of potheads (not excluding themselves) and more!

Comedian Erin Foley ("Conan," Sports Without Balls podcast) talks with Dan & Sean about breakups, the perils of Manhattan's Washington Square, terrible gigs in the Midwest, and drunk texting the object of your affection.

Stars of Comedy Central's hit show "Broad City," Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson, hang out with Dan & Sean and talk about dumb texts to their boss, Ilana's propensity for losing purses, sprinting from the subway to their apartments at 4am, and other hilarious stories!

Sean O'Connor (Comedy Central, "This American Life," Just For Laughs) talks with Dan & Sean about egging cars, homicidal girlfriends, tattoos of a dead brother's name (on other people).

Kurt Braunohler (IFC, Comedy Central, Nerdist, This American Life, Chelsea Lately) tells us about a forbidden hookup (and the treat she left for him on his computer), surfing conflicts, and much more!

Moshe Kasher (Conan, Fallon, Chelsea Lately) joins Sean & Dan to talk about sex shame, bizarre hookups on the way to therapy, and being asked to step out of family photos.