God bless us, every one.

The gateway to hell features a crazed Beverly D'Angelo getting super weird with her dance clothes on - doesn't seem so bad.

Allow us to translate this one for you.

This is a movie that harkens back to a time when the biggest problem facing a President is a horny daughter.

Well, the title's right, anyway.

This could have all been avoided by following one simple rule: NEVER accept a rosary as a gift from anybody - not even Mem-mem or Pep-pep - not anyone!

Poor Charlton Heston is so lonely and entrenched in his conservatism. That's why we call him legend.

The Time Gun is a terrible invention.

Haven't you ever listened to a podcast just for the hell of it?

Don't shame a child for not wanting to go swimming after losing their family in a boating accident. It's really that simple. If you want to avoid all the murder.