These spies are like us, you see, because we're idiots.

There's as much drool in this podcast as there is in the movie. Gross.

If you get your haircut like Michael Dudikoff, that's called a Dudicoiffe.

Halle Berry is a shrink who doesn't believe in ghosts even after she is possessed by ghosts and Robert Downey, Jr. just can't understand.

It's golf. The sport alone is dicey. But the narrative is technically in line with that dicey quality...anyway, Bagger Vance is probably a ghost.

Open wide and say ahhhhhh!

Ribbit.

Wherever you go, there you are...and sometimes that means walking around the Los Angeles riverbed during an end credits sequence.

For those who were too afraid to watch it, here is the audio version of our episode on fancy porno movie Caligula. Let us penetrate your ears! (Eww. Sorry. That was gross.)

The adventure begins...and then it ends.