[[:encoded, "Here's the audio version of our fargin Johnny Dangerously episode, iceholes."]]

[[:encoded, "Long before the Step Up franchise was stepping up, Sidney Poitier made a movie as step up as any Step Up, but it was called Fast Forward. Please be kind and rewind with us back to the time of Fast Forward."]]

[[:encoded, "Holy crap. This movie is bananas. So is the audio version of this podcast!"]]

[[:encoded, "Given how many of our neighbors still have their Christmas decorations up, we don't see why we can't drop our audio episode for Krampus in February."]]

[[:encoded, "Some of Eddie's movies aren't so great. This one better than Coming 2 America, anyway."]]

[[:encoded, "This week's audio version is on fire! And look at all the murderers!"]]

[[:encoded, "This is a real filthy picture! So depraved and wrong-headed! We loved it!"]]

[[:encoded, "This is the movie that was being John Malkovich before there was Being John Malkovich."]]

[[:encoded, "It's the classic American dream: to be the owner of a cab company AND the face of gamergate."]]

[[:encoded, "You are better off alive so you can listen to this podcast! Who knew suicide jokes could be so fun?"]]