My Internet Diary

This week Jordan shites on about the time he forgot how reflections work, his best and worst New Years ever, and the 90s. Plus he offers up an alternative, and frankly way cooler, list of New Years Resolutions for only the most criminal of listeners to try. Cowabunga, dickheads!

This week Jordan shites on about his patented PLAY procedure for buying presents, as well as attending the Avatar 2 premier dressed like Rick Astley. He also ends the podcast with a new feature called "Could I win..."

Jordan's back after a forced (read: Lazy) week break. This week Jordan shites on about the Ego and why it's it's fault he's not successful. Then he talks shite about the greatest invention in the world, and what the real greatest invention in the world is, and he lets us in on some exciting Avatar 2 based news. Enjoy!

This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.|

This weeks searches:

- Roomba

- Is it illegal to kill an alien?

Jordan is depressed, and boy does he want you to know it. He's fine though, honest. This week Jordan shites on about being sad (boo hoo), NOT taking your 14 year old child to a snooker hall every week, the date August 8th, as well as other random thoughts fired off from a sleep deprived brain. They can't all be gold, people!

Searches:

-What to do when you can’t sleep?

-What was the worst year ever?

-August 8th

This week Jordan shites on about being old at gigs, eating a big slice of humble pie, how reality TV started badly, went mental, and then got worse, and the difference between a Swede and a Dutch.

This weeks searches:

'Michael Jordan cartoon magic shoes'

' First reality show competition ever'

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WE'RE BACK! (For real this time!)

Season 4 kicks off a soft reboot of My Internet Diary! Guest will still be on sporadicly, but Jordan will be looking at his own searches each week and no one can do anything about it.

On this weeks episode Jordan speaks about the anatomy of a roast chicken, the search for a suit that will make all the boys jealous, homosexual arachnids in old pop songs, and unconfident facts.

It's good to be back!

Yes we're back! And yes it has been a year and half but we're back! I said we're back!! And who better to kick off season 3 than the Podcast Don himself, friend of the show, Tony Cantwell.

How much does it cost for Tony's alter ego to write a Lion King/Simpsons crossover erotic novel? Why are children selling Nintendo Switches online but not delivering on the goods? Do parentheses make words invisible? Why is Matt Damon Fighting Jordan in SuperValu? All is revealed in this jam packed episode of My Internet Diary.

Is it possible to be a lover and a fighter, and if so how much of a lover and a fighter at any given time? Comedian and actor Owen Colgan joins Jordan in the studio to reveal his techniques that help him maintain the status of Ireland's Number One Top Lover And Top Fighter!

In this episode the two discuss Owen's upcoming solo comedy tour, the future of Hardy Bucks, and how to have a bath in your neighbours house. He also explains why he spends 20 minutes every morning 'pulling'.

Plus, how do you defeat a caravan? How do you rid your body of toxins? How do you train a crow to attack Taoiseach Leo Varadkar? It's simple, listen to this episode of My Internet Diary to find out.

In this monstrously fun packed episode Jordan is joined in the studio by the Sexy Beast podcast, otherwise known as Marc Jago and Tony Cantwell.

Jordan pitches the boys a brand new scary creature for them to rate and review (like they do on their own podcast except its on this one).

They discuss their recent live show, where Jago insulted every one involved. Tony reveals his compulsion to delete old tweets in light of recent Hollywood scandals, just to be safe that is, and Jago spreads awareness of the subbiest of Japanese sub cultures.

Also, what is a Longbottom? Is it a boy Jordan went to school with? Is it a weird disease? Is it a phrase taken from a book for nerds? Plus, Hollywood legend and Oscar winning actor Nic Cage stops by to chat movies and bang off a couple of his famous lines!