November 10, 2025

My Lazy Retirement Investing Plan

12 minutes

Lazy retirement investing made simple: early retirement, index funds (VTI, VOO, VUG, VIG, VYM), withdrawal rate guardrails, 2–4 year cash liquidity runway, Roth conversions, MAGI/ACA & IRMAA tax strategy.

Ready for a “do less, retire better” portfolio? In this episode, I walk through my lazy retirement investing plan—built for early retirees and anyone who wants a low-maintenance, rules-based retirement approach that’s diversified, tax-smart, and actually livable. We’ll set up a 3-category index portfolio, place assets for taxes, build a 2–4 year cash runway for bear markets, and use flexible withdrawal guardrails so you can sleep at night and still enjoy life.

What you’ll learn:

The “lazy” portfolio (Foundational, Growth, Income) and why boring wins long-term

Examples to research: VTI/VOO (core), VUG (growth), VIG/VYM (dividends)

How to set your mix and rebalance (±5% bands / annual check-in)

Smart tax placement: ETFs in taxable, bonds/REITs in tax-advantaged, avoid surprise cap gains from index mutual funds in taxable

Building a 2–4 year liquidity runway (cash, CDs, short-duration TIPS)

Choosing a starting withdrawal rate (e.g., ~3% for longer retirements) + ±20% guardrails

Practical withdrawal order (taxable → traditional → Roth)

Roth conversions: when they can make sense and how to manage MAGI for ACA subsidies pre-65 and IRMAA after 65

The annual tune-up: rebalance, refill runway, run a tax/MAGI check, adjust withdrawals, and basic account hygiene

Free resources mentioned in this episode:

🔗Click here for my free checklist 12 Must – Do Steps to Retire Sooner and Smarter.

🔗 Click here for the free MAGI Calculator Template (Microsoft Excel download). Use it to estimate your MAGI for ACA plans.

🎧Listen to this episode titles I mentioned in this podcast and some others that are related/may be of interest:

How a Mutual Index Fund Cost Me $17K in Taxes (And How to Avoid This Mistake)

🚨No Subsidies in 2026? Plan A vs Plan B (DO THIS)

How I Retired at 55: Do These 5 Things

ACA MAGI: How to Calculate & Manage It for Big Savings!

Roth Conversions or ACA Subsidies? The Early Retirement Dilemma No One Talks About

Will ACA Subsidies Disappear After 2025? What You NEED to Know!

How Early Retirees Can Pay WAY Less for Health Insurance!

The $12,900 Health Insurance Loophole for Early Retirees!

Health Insurance Options for Early Retirement: What You NEED to Know

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