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We dive deep this week into the cultural phenomenon known as the “sack dance”.  Enjoy!

We hope you enjoy this episode and share it with all of your friends, especially if they live in Asia.

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I try not to laugh during the recording of these episodes.; however, I was unable to achieve that during this hilarious recording.  Enjoy!

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Did I ever tell you about my neighbor’s sister?
He’s young, he’s Catholic, and he’s running for President.
Daddy is throwing shade.
Are you pro-disease?
Go swimming in a public place and you might get polio in your face.
Shocking how little attention Brown vs Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas got in the south.

Also there is a subject/verb agreement problem on something I say about there is a vs. there are, and I don’t know if that was a editing inconsistency, or I just spoke like a moron, but I apologize for that.   It is really inexcusable.  I apologize to the people of this podcast. My behavior has been improper, and I accept the consequences. I ask my listeners for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFs1eTsokJg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9c0w7vRJXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKVhodv9zpE

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Put the ball in play baseball!
Vincent Edward Jackson’s birth was one of the greatest days in not only our country’s history, but also in the world’s history.  Don’t be confused by the correlative conjunction baby! Treat yourself to what Wayne “Great One” Gretzky must have been thinking.  Also, you can google Robinson Cano getting a double against the “shift” defense when he just lays down a bunt. Nuff said.

You may need to check out season 1 episode 19 to understand all of this, but no one reads this.  If you do actually read, contact us on Instagram or by email at [email protected] or through Instagram at MyMomThinksYoureDumb
without the apostrophe.
“She was snapfacing “ is the funniest part to me 😂
Also, make out with a friend and why don’t you and tell them about this podcast? 

Steal a phone and download it because we don’t work ourselves to the darn bone to not have downloads.  Kiss your mother for me. Stealing is bad so don’t actually steal a phone.  Borrow it.

Leave a five star rating on Apple podcast and leave us a review or die. I apologize for that, but I do hope you leave us a rating of five stars and a great review.

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I hate social media so much, but I hate the fact that we have so many downloads in France and I think they may actually be beating America. I love France so much that they may actually be better than America.  I will leave it up to you downloaders. Which country is the greatest? The one that created actual democracy, the stethoscope, lady liberty, aspirin, the cinema, the photograph, and pasteurization or Merica?

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Put the ball in play baseball!
Vincent Edward Jackson’s birth was one of the greatest days in not only our country’s history, but also in the world’s history.  Don’t be confused by the correlative conjunction baby! Treat yourself to what Wayne “Great One” Gretzky must have been thinking.  Also, you can google Robinson Cano getting a double against the “shift” defense when he just lays down a bunt. Nuff said.

You may need to check out season 1 episode 19 to understand all of this, but no one reads this.  If you do actually read, contact us on Instagram or by email at [email protected] or through Instagram at MyMomThinksYoureDumb
without the apostrophe.
“She was snapfacing “ is the funniest part to me 😂
Also, make out with a friend and why don’t you and tell them about this podcast? 

Steal a phone and download it because we don’t work ourselves to the darn bone to not have downloads.  Kiss your mother for me. Stealing is bad so don’t actually steal a phone.  Borrow it.

Leave a five star rating on Apple podcast and leave us a review or die. I apologize for that, but I do hope you leave us a rating of five stars and a great review.

Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @ My Mom Thinks You’re Dumb 

We need another sponsor! We would love to have your sponsorship if you are worthy, just contact us at [email protected] 

I hate social media so much, but I hate the fact that we have so many downloads in France and I think they may actually be beating America. I love France so much that they may actually be better than America.  I will leave it up to you downloaders. Which country is the greatest? The one that created actual democracy, the stethoscope, lady liberty, aspirin, the cinema, the photograph, and pasteurization or Merica?

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You are welcome for this movie trailer filled episode!
This episode is so great, but this season will be like a meteor hurtling towards Earth and the impact will change humanity!  Okay, that last part might be a touch of hyperbole. Your mother likes season 1, but she loves season 2. BTW kiss your mother for me, and tell four of your friends about season 2. Season 1 barely got 10,000 downloads and I blame all of you for that! Also, if you don’t download the episode, then I can’t see that you listened to it. I do it all for the gram! Whatever that means. I will just ask for all of you to make a friend and then tell them about the third best thing in your life.  Number one is your relationship with Jesus, number two your winning personality, and number three your good fortune to be a subscriber to this podcast. We apparently have an instagram account called MyMomThinksYou’reDumb so follow # that a lot. Also, we are on Facebook and Twitter. I hate social media so much why are you making me do this?

Leave a five star rating on Apple podcast and leave us a review because we would love to hear from you!

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We love you all so much!

 My brother was a long snapper in college at Troy! Long snapping is an art form that is crucially important, but not as important as a freak like Dylan Moses!

 Mack Brown, 72 year old coach of the Tar Heels, is the most pro-ready prospect of this draft!

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Kiss your mom for me and merci beaucoup!

Watch Thomas Fletcher get HYPED with the draft call of the year!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aafTn5kx5dM

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This podcast train is going to Yorkshire Farms baby! It’s a true treat with a guest I need to have on at least three more times this season so enjoy! 

Sorry for the audio lags. Harrell, our Executive  V.P. did the best he could to make this episode great. So much reverb and problematic situations which may lead to a future episode, so stay tuned!

Vulcanologist and Volcanologist are in fact very similar, and yet not at all in any way similar.  One believes in logic entirely and the other was somehow inculcated by the interplanetary government of Starfleet Command.  Treat yourself to the difference and know that, amazingly, this season might just go, “Supernova!” Also, kiss your mom for me.

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10 questions with Danny Roberts, so you know you will enjoy!  
Merci Beaucoup!

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Love you all! I think I said executioner of a will rather than executor so enjoy! Whales are vengeful beast! Any remarks made in this episode that may have you thinking we don’t love Jesus are just the devil having you think impure thoughts.  So, do not listen to your impure thoughts and instead go to the Bible and get your reading on.  

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