In this episode I talk about conquering my germaphobia in a hotel room in Salem, OR.

In this episode I talk to my wife Dawn about her Christmas Eve birthday, the three white watches, and the appropriateness of weaponry at Christmas.

In this episode I talk to my friend Anna about hands-free head umbrellas, schadenfreude, trees falling on her head, death, how cashiers don't give a shit about your life, training oneself to be more loosey-goosey, her abandonment issues, and phooey.

In this episode I talk about my trip to one of many Salem's, a hotel fiasco, and how many of us don't realize that we're the Captain of our own ships. Ahoy!

In this episode I talk about koalas, my first pair of long-john's, my lack of Christmas carol knowledge, and whether washing fruit is for suckers or not.